“The Mayor smells of olives The Mayor burns like a match tip and casts her flickering light upon the darkened path of fate The Mayor does not have keys to the stone door, The Mayor IS the stone door, and all that quivers behind it. The Mayor is forgiving. The Mayor makes no mistakes. The Mayor clutches tightly to your lungs, all six arms embracing your savoury breaths. Let the Mayor out Let the Mayor out Let the Mayor out” -Welcome to Night Vale Episode 17
#39
Almost like the "Freedom Convoy" was all about the grift and never about actual patriotism.
#11
May I suggest to amend that? My plan is: "Burn me, Dump Me, Get Drunk"
#9 It means you'd better know where your towel is.
#47
OMG can you imagine? The parties will be epic.
#25 Welcome to 2026. Anyone want to come with me to go gun shopping based on mouth feel?
“Any one who tells you otherwise is selling something.”
I encourage anyone to read it - it's a heck of a story.
#24
#47 Then you will learn the Glory of the Emperor or be swayed by the WAAAGH!
The Brock Turner who raped an unconscious woman? That rapist Brock Allen Turner, now going by Allen Turner? Yeah I think he tried to change his name to The Rapist Allen Turner.
I think it's more about not letting unrepentant assholes like her and the rapist Brock Turner just fade back into their comfy lives. We should always remember their shittiness even when they take those uniforms off.
Cant say I blame him really.
#41 Good. Fuck that bitch.
Always :D
Also unrelated: failure of the roofing system in these types of buildings usually results in a collapse of the structure and a total loss of contents. Shame.
#14 Totally unrelated, but I was thinking about how most building fire suppression and detection systems are built to deal with fires starting on the inside. Fires started on the roofs are generally well seated before detection and very difficult for the sprinkler systems to deal with. Not sure why I was thinking about that today.
Nope. Pop a rager. Assert dominance.
Nice that they line them all up facing each other so you can look awkwardly into another dudes eyes while some strange man fondles your plums.
Which one? I need a good book