madmax17
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Testicle inspection really
Jul 16, 2026 9:52 PM
madmax17
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Testicle inspection really
Buffoonery
Short arm inspection.
GaleForceWin
Always sucks to see someone else doing your dream job š
Resistance1000
Now tRump will want to do that at Miss Teen USA to make sure they're all "real girls".
VinnyVeritas
But Hegseth will be on his knees (proper due diligence)
ReggieWarrhol
Hegseth would be on his knees, this is the pre check.
SpartaWolf117
PineappleLoopsBroether
Seriously, this is fuckin g g g g gaygay ā¦ I should send it to my friend Chris, heād love it.
galapas
Mickazilla
Ways of greetings have been weird since COVID.
ChelVanin
What happens if you get back in line for seconds?
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
In my experience, a bunch more dudes come over to scream at you. They're REALLY angry and poke you with their hats while threatening to hit you.
stayingalive4life
Sebastopol140
nosuprise
This is distraction. Release the Epstein files.
madmax17
Solid distraction, 10/10.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Number 5 is really into it.
Cosmicfisherman
Nutz
lackinglife
I guess that's one way to do a lot of hernia test at once
CaldariBob
Isn't there usually a cough involved? This guy is just feeling around...
madmax17
For fun.
Wowcablesucks
Hegseth wants to do the inspections himself.
madmax17
"124 soldiers done, 23 458 more balls to go"..
Grimmrog
so and what happens if one just has a single ball?
madmax17
He gets a glass eye?
PlankTableGo
madmax17
She's so picky.
irrelevant18
what movie please
PlankTableGo
History of the World, Part I
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
Maybe he is just really bad at shaking hands and the lads are just too polite to correct him.
CelestialSea
Oh shake HANDS, I thought you said shake NADS.
madmax17
He can't be that bad, also wears white gloves.
MyGreatestFearBoner
To hide the cum stains
homoerection
Why did the cum sock cross the road?
MyGreatestFearBoner
...why?
homoerection
Becasue I put on the wrong sock.
KAPTKipper
My father was in a Highland regiment in the army. He told me that the RSM used to walk behind the ranks with a mirror on the end of his pace stick. he would be looking for "tidy whiteys" since parade dress is bare under the kilt.
HawkmanXLII
What the fuck is going on here?
rezpawner
Hernia check.
Rufferstuff
qhogan11337
So, when you join the military in the US they make you do the "nut and butt" check. It's a hernia check and general health check. At least they have us go into a room for that check. Not sure what they did for the non-testes havers
Bugbladder
Nice that they line them all up facing each other so you can look awkwardly into another dudes eyes while some strange man fondles your plums.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
You should see the showers
stayingalive4life
The inspection later on in the shower:
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thechelonianshelmet
Schwing!
SJBSavageInk
... Is... Is this a foreign porn? I mean, I can't imagine a real military doing this. Like what could the purpose even be?!
crasshtack
And thatās how the whole barracks got Chlamydia
nik282000
madmax17
The dominatrix š¤£
CowboyRooster
Source?
herppavitunderrpa23
eurotrip, watch it. it has matt damon in it.
ChelVanin
No spoilers. Scotty doesnāt know.
UnattendedDeviant
If I was in line I'd be trying to focus on baseball stats or something, so not to get a bonner in front of everyone.
stayingalive4life
madmax17
Don't think of Jessica Alba.
UnattendedDeviant
Doesn't even take that. My ex took me to get pedicure. Incidental bonner occurred.
Bugbladder
Nope. Pop a rager. Assert dominance.
neptix
Maintain eye contact.
Bugbladder
Always :D
AdmiralButtStuff
Testicular cancer screenings or hernia checks?
tzahtman
Hentai check?
rezpawner
Hernia check. Either that or the doctor that we had to visit was a bit of a perv.
itsallaboutthecones
I hate to break it to you, that wasn't a Doctor....
madmax17
Prostate check?
AdmiralButtStuff
That's done with a finger in your butt.
Trollero
But if you want to get a second medical opinion, they'll insert two fingers
ButtscratchMcPherson
You don't just go straight to a finger up the butt, Admiral. You need foreplay first.
WoodORama
Ahh. So next time I go to my doctor I'll ask her to stick a finger in your butt.
PatrickDenStore
These days it's done with a blood test. Unless you ask the doctor real nicely.
AdmiralButtStuff
WHAT?! I just had this talk with my doctor, and we were both laughing about her having to stick her finger in my ass in a year.
PatrickDenStore
Well, given your name she probably just assumed you'd wont it that way. :P Butt yeah, it's a blood test these days.
madmax17
Right, right.
evilspock
If you had ever had a prostate check - *you'd know*.
Having said that, they've mostly replaced it with a blood test now. Lucky bastards.
JonnyTightlips
I still do DRE (digital rectal exams), but immediately after I jam a big ultrasound probe/biopsy device to take samples of the prostate through the rectum. It's kinda fun........for me.
q2grapple
āFingerāā¦. Uh huh. Well, that changes my plans for the weekend
IntelligentLake
It can be your middle finger. To be more clear, I mean your "middle" finger.
AdmiralButtStuff
I use the BF's dick on occasion. I'm just saying, you got options. Just remember: don't stick anything up there that's not meant to go up there, and there is always time for lubricant. Lots and lots of lubricant.
Chilichunks
I mean...name checks out butt technically nothing's meant to go up there.
stayingalive4life