BlueStripedTwink

2349 pts ยท August 11, 2016


This is what happens when you mix a farm boy, stoner, and twink.

Sole mate :p but hey at least you got someone

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been there, Grindr-ed that

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the main reason I don't online date anymore

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I may have already, if a bird is talking to me...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 actually crazy how popular jimmy is now

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give me details on these locations so I can throw my life away saving real americans

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He must have the most respectful, gentlemanly segs

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Orange cats are either the smartest creature in the house or the craziest MF on the block, no in-between...

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ball check was just as common as the backdoor...

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#30 this is funny to me since the aristocracy has so many niche social cues.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope I'm reborn as an otter, seems hella chill.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone with their monster fugger license, I'm so proud of you.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 omg I've been reminded ๐Ÿ’€

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not like I am

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the limitless NZT pill was real and available for a majority of people (with the immunity), would you take it?

Ps I wish that stuff becomes a reality.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised no one got up and left as soon as he started speaking, if they all did it's not like he can do anything lol.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been reinvigorated to meet some I'll never see again ๐Ÿซ 

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, cum lube in a ghost bottle would go so hard. Thanks for the idea lol

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A schizophrenic meets a psychopath ":)

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When I was in first grade we were all sitting on the floor for story time. I let rip the loudest fart in my life, I swear this fart was like I had slapped the floor, full force, with the palm of my hand.
Everyone turned and laughed... ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ow, but also horny. Rollercoaster of a dump.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*Salute of culture*

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's an anteater made me smile :)

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ma teef r ta same butt I fear the urge I get to devour the frozen dairy.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 I'd play the soul out of this Lego game.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0