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Lead me places I wouldn’t even go with a gun
Look at this. “Young Republicans” and not a single one looks under the age of 40. The republicanism makes it that way
Me on my drive to work and then after being there for 5 minutes
This is so funny because “this picture makes me so sad” and I’m willing go bet my hypothetical left testicle that HE MADE IT AND GAVE HER *NINE* DEAD CHILDREN WTF you did this to yourself!!
That’s so sexy
It’s my ringtone
Bruce tax
Big Mama and Gertie tax
Nessie tax
2Soon4Baboon
#9 "I know where Calvin's dad keeps cans of tuna"
MrStealYourGiF
#6 Your honor, clearly in this economy I would have been insane to park there if I knew it was gonna cost me $14
QuartzPoker
#30 Ye
AlmostClever
#29 Hi Nessie! Love you too!
TI99Kitty
#13 - This picture makes me so sad...
...because it looks like AI slop. :/
ItsMoreComplicatedThanThis
#15
It#s true, children absolutely delight at being thrown. Back when I was... I think Americans would call it a "camp counselor", we went to the local lake one day with the kids. I swear, all I did for the three hours we were there was standing at one spot on the shore and throw kids into the lake. They loved it. They formed a line.
Snooj
We used to play "baby bomb" where I threw my kid at the couch from as far away as possible, starting by holding him over my head. He wasn't an actual baby at the time but he was only like 2 or 3 and he totally loved it. Great exercise.
ELKronos
If you have something to say to Big Mama, you're going to have to go through Gertie.
redheadedrobot
#30 me when I see your posts
danat101
I think of you when I see that little guy because I think you can add fins to him and boom he’s a sunfish!
redheadedrobot
Yesss! 🖤
finntastrophe365
#4 I need to see this filled out with different breeds
kydn
#11 "T'ch. Fucking typical"
levelor
#27 that's totally Oscar the Grouch territory there
IJustWantToMakeAComment
#1 you grow out of it
BeachsideBarghest
#24 damn, that's one ponderable orb
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#9 tell me you know nothing about irl Christopher robin without telling me
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
How do you think Christopher Robin became such a stone cold killer? Under Calvin's tutelage, of course!
ByronGetronfree
#3 This gang orders a pot of tea to share over an hour and doesn’t tip the waitress.
NinjaCongo
Hey @OP, sry for late comment but why are there five pics of what appear to be pilates balls in this dump?
danat101
Because I was high when I saw them and thought they were the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in my life
NinjaCongo
Best answer!
Tomigami
#14 You know why he's not leading his army from the front lines?
Because General Tso's chicken
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Dammit. Take your friggin upvote!
allhailthegreatmoose
#36 He wants you to read to him awwwwww
DidCatchABreak
#38 Nessie needs a battle vehicle
HairyChairstepper
#13 pretty sure it wasn't "made" by any one. Looks AI. Also the whole thing is pretty gross. The idea of women's "purity" is such a pathetic incel ass thing to imply. (Like they're saying women with tattoos are impure and get abortions etc.)
The72ndRaven
#31 This are one squeeble.
PixelSprite64
#1
BlueStripedTwink
Been there, Grindr-ed that
danat101
That used to be me so hardcore
PixelSprite64
danat101
Like I’d have a dick appointment (what if we said penis procedure instead lol lol) and I’d be like “wait I don’t want to do this at all” and now I -TMI- cry during sex because omg the feelings and the intimacy and my boyfriend is always like “you are NOT cut out for hookup culture” lmao he’s right
MayMayz4DayzYo
#28 What an absolute BALLER move that would be. Waiting for them to join to kick the chair out from under you… “9/10 clients recommend Dr Stephanie…”
BigBlueWonder
#34 It seems they made a comic about my neighbours.
IrateWolfe
#36 what comic are you reading, that looks kick-ass
danat101
Ares by George O’Connor!
DoctorPitt
#10 Ooooh Stephanie you cold bitch
kraeftig
it says christmas '97, and there's a pricing date from the store of '21. That means there's 24 years between the gifting and the selling.
FckleberryFarms
This is an assumption. For all you know they lived happily ever after, died, and this ended up at Goodwill.
DoctorPitt
You are absolutely correct, but I think a break up and then she tossed the book is more likely. I'm sure Stephanie is fine, but finding a message like that while thrifting. Damn that's some shit.
FckleberryFarms
More likely, sure. There are U-haul memes for a reason.
FckleberryFarms
(unless you are Kate, also possible)
redtruck
#3 They all look under forty or thirtyish, but none have done a hard days work, or ever seen a gym.
redrumridesagain
Fat. They are all fat.
redtruck
Literally!!
Turkleturts
So they're Americans then?