Bendos

222 pts · January 29, 2015


You can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys bein fly (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

Sounds interesting. Might give it a go

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m9

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As an American, I have never seen Top Gear (don't crucify me). What is it about?

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Kill em with kindness

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Ok Mr. "Paulo Coello" riddle me this. I'm mistaken for a murderer, all I have to do is say we have different eye colors. Can I explain then?

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But he keeps on spaghetti

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I am an avid movie watcher, and that is one of the few times i've been completely speechless and stunned at the end of a film.

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My local grocery only has mean onions, not nice onions. Is that okay?

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This is my bio! Made it before I saw this post tho

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On the topic of villains, Javier Bardem in Skyfall is, in my opinion, the greatest villain of all time.

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I am so proud of my name. It's bendos, as in the toy of my childhood.

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Wow pulitown you and your busy birds and busy dogs are a busy bunch!

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With posts like these I normally just scroll to the bottom, look at the cool final product, upvote, and move on.

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I would reconsider. The moment when they go to chew some lettuce and their cute lil red tongue sticks out makes it worth the effort.

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As someone who has own a Russian Desert Tortoise (named Vladimir, of course) I really dislike your friend.

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Many mothers were fucked in the making of that photo.

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So at this clinic, do you all eat mayo or is it just discussions about your experiences with mayo?

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South Dakota doesn't appreciate the protection it gets from it's Northern counterpart

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Oh god that is amazing

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LOUIS CK AT THE COMEDY SHOWCASE OR WE RIOT

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