BendingUnit

6998 pts ยท April 3, 2013


Oh Imgur, my endlessly changing sea. That throws waves of down votes against the vessel of my most clever design. That guides the ship of my genius across its calm waters beneath warm rays of up votes.------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh Imgur, my bright and shinning star. I can only watch your front page from afar. I can only cry out in unfulfilled desire as countless others ascend to your great height.-------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh Imgur, my magnificent fortress. Where i may rest my weary soul from the un-ending troubles of my once great nation. Where i can delve into the bowels of your dungeon known as user sub, wade through mountains of manure, and perhaps discover and intellect that rivals Plato himself.-------------------------------------------------------------------------- You are all these things Imgur, all these things and more. None of these things and less. Most accurately, you are a gif of a cat on an attractive woman's behind wearing an i love doge shirt dancing to a Hugh Lowry song. Yeah...most accurately that.

Most of the accusations we're credible. With SEVERAL details corroborated by others who were told them YEARS ago.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Also because of multiple credible accusations of sexual assault and misconduct.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 24

This is already happening. Most people don't even want to talk about politics because "it's too divisive, let's all just watch TV instead".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Under the bus for the money. They are slightly better on some issues but not the ones that will impact the most Americans, the economy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Relax. The above person is right. The DNC loves money and bribes just as much as the RNC. When push comes to shove their constituents (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Dance of dragons series would be incredible.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Powerful and rich man she has or ever will meet. It is not hard to imagine her being misled. (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I disagree. That is just a fact, the context is irrelevant. Within the context you have a young girl being propositioned by the most (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An error in judgement is a mistake. Doing something intentionally doesn't make it the right choice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. People make mistakes, especially when they are young. Doesn't make it ok to bully them over it. Bullying is wrong

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Logged in to upvote. This deserved more than two points

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Better than running on a promise to end cheap and affordable healthcare for women. *cough* *looks at GOP*

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"I was with with my girlfriend one day, I can't remember her name because she doesn't exist..."(2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Most time I see posts like this I assume they are "fake", but 90% of jokes are lies or exaggerations. In the words of Louis C.K. (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would like to believe that and I truly hope that is the case.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is racist, there is no gray area there in my honest opinion.(2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can see your point but the man himself said he came to kill black people and that he thought they were ruining American Society. (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk who downvoted your reply, I hadn't thought about that angle. However we must remember that he was quoted saying (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like racism doesn't exist. Like that word is taboo. "He has mental issues" instead of "he is a terrorist." Says a lot about our culture(2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

What MrSamedi is pointing out is you almost never see the media saying "White Racist Murders 9 praying African Americans" (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

*Face palming intensifies*

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Don't listen to the haters that complain its not real OC but all their posts start with MRW... keep calm and post on OP....post on (T.T)/

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah pretty much all but confirmed. Jon Targaryen. I'm assuming little boy Aegon will die in his siege of Storm's End? Leaving him and Dany.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We Live. We Die. WE LIVE AGAIN!

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 5

What a lovely voice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twice as empty with that same great empty calorie taste.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP has convinced me to finish losing the rest of my weight. You da real mvp.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But have you read secret wars yet? Its all about Doom now, our lord and savior.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Saw this was at zero and had to log in to right that wrong. I'm gonna be a dad someday, and i hope someone will do the same for my jokes.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0