Oh Imgur, my endlessly changing sea. That throws waves of down votes against the vessel of my most clever design. That guides the ship of my genius across its calm waters beneath warm rays of up votes.------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh Imgur, my bright and shinning star. I can only watch your front page from afar. I can only cry out in unfulfilled desire as countless others ascend to your great height.-------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh Imgur, my magnificent fortress. Where i may rest my weary soul from the un-ending troubles of my once great nation. Where i can delve into the bowels of your dungeon known as user sub, wade through mountains of manure, and perhaps discover and intellect that rivals Plato himself.-------------------------------------------------------------------------- You are all these things Imgur, all these things and more. None of these things and less. Most accurately, you are a gif of a cat on an attractive woman's behind wearing an i love doge shirt dancing to a Hugh Lowry song. Yeah...most accurately that.
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