Beersapper

171204 pts ยท October 21, 2014


https://www.twitch.tv/matt_plays_poorly

For esting and avocado?

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know Spiderman when I see him.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

it presupposes Americans forgot.

We didn't. Or, at least I didn't. If the OP is presumed to be American, and I am an American, Americans didn't forget.

Implying that I am complicit is akin to imply Europeans are complict in the Ukraine war.

The original is meant to insult Americans, generically. And I can also make nonsense claims that generically insult Europeans.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Europeans need to understand war with Ukraine is bad.

How else are we going ro generalize for the sake of making no point at all?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 17

It's common in gas giants over 4 billion years old.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those were the days... before Ozzy hit the hard drugs.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't sleep on the Strip Club buffet!

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if we stop doing COVID tests, no one has COVID.

11 months ago | Likes 337 Dislikes 3

No. Ducks are savages. They swim in the Spokane River so... definitely not.
Go to better lakes, or being trash bags with you.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

People not in or from Wisconsin do not understand. I visited family back in 21 and brought back store brand cheese, and it knocked their socks off. I said it was b-teir cheese.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The other hack is yo just put a stick of butter in your pocket and reapply to popped corn as needed. One stick should be good for two buckets.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't put the "butter" on it. I learned that hack 20 years ago.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

She always has.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, so... I don't like this.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was told I can just put em up my butt. How do I remove the squirrels who have taken up residence? I can't sleep.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you down a bottle of wine before you do it, you'll get 4x XP.

1 year ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Just put it in the microwave on high for 27 minutes.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Keep it up! Exponentially, no woman will ever touch you.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You did, late, routine maintenance on a PC? And your toofs are also bad?
Floss your teeth.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Maybe it was the best at the time! I wanna do it again, show her how good I got at it. 2.1 seconds and no more crying.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer the term 'vintage'.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew she was telling me what I wanted to hear :(

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Me giving my date the best .7 second weinering of her life.

1 year ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 8

Shes looming at Kitiara who just killed Sturm Brightblade.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If the truck didn't come with nuts, its gender-affirming care.

Do vehicles not get typically female names?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have to pull my tag out of my pants to remember the size. 100% the reason I need a woman around. My memory is trash.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I can't remember this stuff about myself.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Keep the stick. Ditch the girl.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

*pasted from my iPhone*

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0