Bastetsmorlock

24029 pts · February 2, 2018


Someone decided that texting was more important than driving. He got an increase in his insurance rates. I got brain damage. Society paid me off to go home and wait to die. That could take a few decades, so I foster kittens to pass the time.

He's somewhere that he doesn't expect return fire, or he wouldn't have the lights on and his armor off.

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Fly Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!

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The headband.

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A rotating selection of Goatse's Greatest Hits.

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Too many feet and not one pouch.

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So if you do pirate stuff inside territorial waters it’s just sparkling robbery?

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A true connoisseur may find it quite refreshing, with a depth of flavor uncommon in a mere aperitif.

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Oh. I read that wrong.

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He's pretty thoroughly mauling the traditional British ballad "Frog Went Courting".

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It does make it a lot easier to paint the eyes this way.

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It's worse. The last (Obama era) renovation added steps for the ducklings to get out because even if you hate ducklings, the drowned bodies are gonna be a maintenance problem. The steps probably got removed to put in the new coating and never put back on.

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I've seen a couple videos like this that look like they swapped one critter for another. This behavior seems like what would pass for "normal" in a housecat.

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Judging from their prior efforts, that kind of free sounds extremely expensive.

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Bring it. He literally eats tinned meat for breakfast.

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