When you have less than 2 fucks to give...
MRW Really!
You've got a point there!
When the FP is now filled with parrots
I can't get to you because of the flood, so can you deliver?? In what, our boat??
When you realize you should have taken the blue pill and say screw it!
A little more about Bettas
That feed me face
Fish Geeking
This is sooo wrong, hilarious, but so so wrong!
No Boundries - Rules Were Meant To be Broken
Does anyone else feel this way today?
The importance of traction!
My reaction to local NAACP leader says he and several others are headed to Ferguson to protest
Trying to see over the crowd in Times Square from my boyfriends shoulders
Soft launch last week so this is how I get to celebrate Christmas tomorrow
When going for upvotes...
When I am trying to come up with something witty under pressure....
The cheap (insert expletives here) "forgot" Christmas too!
Every man, every marriage...
I am pretty sure this is the guy I just got off the phone with!
Our Website just made it's advertising first sale! We are doing the happy dance!
What he said....
Happy New....
Yeah, I'd say that's a good excuse!
We all may be cool, but we will never be as cool as a hoola hoopin' cat!
My cousin made a squirrel thing and it made the news!
Missed my own cakeday so here is a boat cat drinking Mtn Dew from a wine glass!
It's Christmas Selfie day!
Me IRL trying to calm down the BF after just having spent our last $4.87 on food