ArchaeoEejit

31655 pts · September 21, 2020


He's on an archaeological layer. "Strange pattern detected" that could have been the remains of a metal vessel.

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Dudes retrospecting every meal he's ever had.

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Fencing isn't honest work but someone's gotta get rid of stolen stuff.

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Which giant built that?

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For a split second I thought the DM was Pratchett, then for a second I thought he was Patrick Rothfuss.

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I used to have no dystopias and 3 money.

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d'fhoghlaim mé inniu. Dole-im may inn-you.
Learned me today.

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Eve-in would be closer. Some people pronounce it A-veen.

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We used to use dots on certain letters but when printing came about they started using other letters to donate lenition, instead of having separate Irish fonts made. A similar situation, when typewriters came in. If the second letter in a word is 'h', the first letter used to just have a dot.

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No Aoibhinn?

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Same result, what's the difference?

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N. Ireland tonight: "let's burn all farmers out of their homes"

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Archaeologist in 1000 years. "It appears to be a sheath for protecting ritual scepters."

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Trump loves infants...i meant infantino.

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5h or 7th element is the song. The artist's name is on the tip of my tongue.

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I've never once been eaten by a crocodile, so thanks Maga, I guess.

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Weird hill but ok.

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It's called 'you say genocide, I say war'

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I had to play this on repeat for 2 hours while my brother was trying to fight off a whitey from eating hash.

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The Irish language doesn't describe black skinned people as black. It uses the word 'gorm' which means blue. 'an fear dubh' meaning 'the black man' was an idiom for 'an diabhal -the Devil' and was associated with evilness.

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"I HAVE A FRIEND THAT MIGHT FIT" Said death. "SQUEAK"

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"I've spent years staring at men's asses but that flag just made me gay"

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I dunno, now that I think about it, a sheep has never once asked me a question.

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Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?

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They could write a step by step guide, you still ain't doing shit.

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Can they distinguish between useful and useless data? I feel like if they were deemed useless and deleted that it'd be a human doing it.

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