I took a couple nice pictures today
My dumb chicken costume
Donut ignore the warning signs
Cats and a Walkabout.
A bit Dramatic, but...
Thunder Wolves Gooooooooooooooooo
Buns
Slower you sloot
Everyone working from home is like
When you work a minimum wage job, it snowed 5 feet overnight, and your boss expects you to come in
We should create more wild conspiracy theories that make people act right
My mind recognizing emotions when talking to someone who is mad at me
When you show up at the Saudi Consulate as a guest
One time I broke my neck so I git reset HEAD
Advanced Percussive Maintenance
I found the perfect job
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
When the piano man pianos his piano pianoally
When you have been hurt before
Possibly my greatest code comment yet
When pornhub tells you there are hot singles in your area...
When you grab the wrong cookie
*Audible Groans*
In pick up culture this is considered a dick move
I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon of Christmas selfies. Merry Christmas everyone!
Snowden would be proud
awkward office worker
It's time to get rowdy
When you make a comment that slightly disagrees with the opinion of the post
In the criminal justice system aviary based offenses are considered especially heinous...
All of my short term problems are over and I welcome the new long term problems I have yet to develop
Good News Everyone
When playing GTA bleeds into real life
My conspiracy theory.
Boots Boots Boots
Not Lies
I found something cool!
Maybe I should rethink my stance on having children...
These things are littered everywhere.
Fuck oww hot fuck... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I just want my friends to do weird shit with me
I love Allen Pan
Low effort power washing
Me as a person when hard gangster rap comes on
Spot Rollover!
Looks like the Imgur Pizza Angels have some friendly colleagues
Do you like fishdicks?
Aww, good cat
Look at my girthy zucchini you plant slut
Just a cool dog
There's a glitch in the matrix
100% wool 15% of the time
EXISTENCE IS PAIN
Octocat flips you the bird
Probably the saddest post you'll see today.
No Context
You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for
You guys should watch Big Mouth. It has NPR references
OH NO MR. DUCK!