AndyTheAbsurd

41522 pts · November 22, 2013


The duck and the moose were walking along the airplane when suddenly a tree ran up to them. The tree said "blatta Hroþnaþ im ga heep!" They looked at the tree with sad expressions on their faces. The tree turned and slowly began to walk away. The moose took a $400 bill out of his antler and quickly taped it to the tree's back as it retreated. Then they all got run over by a canal driving drunk in a Catepillar 727H.

There is no one who is sufficiently pure for fascists.

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Goofball kitties

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Coffee's kicked in, it's time for a dump: Tapostrophe Catastrophy

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I stole this frog from Facebook

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Cat-gnome or gnome-cat?

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Give your post some interesting titillation.

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Dump Time. New alignment: Chaotic Lawful.

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How can I unhide it when it's not hidden?

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What? Soup?

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Coffee's kicked in, it's dump time: Wish I was still in bed, though.

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Extreme close up of my cat.

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Tumblr is a strange place.

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Dirty Jack

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I really do need a new job, though.

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Which one should I make my profile pic?

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Coffee kicked in, it's dump time. On Answer Your Cat's Questions Day.

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Make up your mind, Imgur!

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LOLOLOL Tumblr

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Taco Bell prices, 1999 versus 2022

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I don't know how to title.

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Neighborhood birbs

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the world ain't black and white.

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Banana anchor or something

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3D printed dire rat

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I present to you: an anti-meme.

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Tsar Nikolas, my wooden mammoth model

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Gun freaks, amirite?

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What are these scooters?

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About those Punisher/Thin Blue Line flag stickers...

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Man born on third base can't understand why he's not hitting home runs.

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Cleocatra, a very purrty kitty.

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The only proper way to listen to Motörhead is

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This is Watson. He works at my favorite bookstore and like having his chest scratched.

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Give you cat a captain

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I took a picture of a bird in downtown St. Petersburg, FL

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Especially with all the BS about the Presidential candidates lately...

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Please upboat these weird votes. Uh, I mean...

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Locomotive.

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I got a new thing delivered. My cats got a new toy.

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MRW Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says anything about coronavirus

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I see plans within plans.

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Pheil Hotel / Cheese Grater Building (downtown St. Petersburg, FL) demolition

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Who put this up? "Obamacare" isn't a real thing.

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Shoulda started yesterday.

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Don't tell me what to do.

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Pheil Hotel / Cheesegrater building demolition.

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And if the elf is misbehaving, what's that teaching your kids?

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This was on my co-workers desk today

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This is a repost

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Just finished putting on an "inspirational message"

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