AndyTheAbsurd

41514 pts · November 22, 2013


The duck and the moose were walking along the airplane when suddenly a tree ran up to them. The tree said "blatta Hroþnaþ im ga heep!" They looked at the tree with sad expressions on their faces. The tree turned and slowly began to walk away. The moose took a $400 bill out of his antler and quickly taped it to the tree's back as it retreated. Then they all got run over by a canal driving drunk in a Catepillar 727H.

Coffee's kicked in, it's time for a dump: Tapostrophe Catastrophy

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What? Soup?

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I really do need a new job, though.

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I stole this frog from Facebook

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Give your post some interesting titillation.

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Coffee's kicked in, it's dump time: Wish I was still in bed, though.

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Dump Time. New alignment: Chaotic Lawful.

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There is no one who is sufficiently pure for fascists.

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Goofball kitties

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Extreme close up of my cat.

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This is Watson. He works at my favorite bookstore and like having his chest scratched.

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Coffee kicked in, it's dump time. On Answer Your Cat's Questions Day.

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The only proper way to listen to Motörhead is

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Am I too late to jump on the tiny man things bandwagon?

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This was on my co-workers desk today

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Tumblr is a strange place.

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Pheil Hotel / Cheesegrater building demolition.

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Cat-gnome or gnome-cat?

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I took a picture of a bird in downtown St. Petersburg, FL

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Especially with all the BS about the Presidential candidates lately...

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Please upboat these weird votes. Uh, I mean...

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Which one should I make my profile pic?

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Just finished putting on an "inspirational message"

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Pheil Hotel / Cheese Grater Building (downtown St. Petersburg, FL) demolition

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Give you cat a captain

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This is a repost

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Banana anchor or something

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Dirty Jack

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Shoulda started yesterday.

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I was told to pass on this Smol Frog Offering, so that's what I'm doing.

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Man born on third base can't understand why he's not hitting home runs.

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Tsar Nikolas, my wooden mammoth model

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Make up your mind, Imgur!

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Neighborhood birbs

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Gun freaks, amirite?

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What are these scooters?

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God's sense of humor is either fantastic or terrible; I'm not sure which.

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Locomotive.

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About those Punisher/Thin Blue Line flag stickers...

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Cleocatra, a very purrty kitty.

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3D printed dire rat

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MRW Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says anything about coronavirus

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Selfie day? Okay, I'll participate.

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And if the elf is misbehaving, what's that teaching your kids?

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the world ain't black and white.

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Taco Bell prices, 1999 versus 2022

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I got a new thing delivered. My cats got a new toy.

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I present to you: an anti-meme.

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LOLOLOL Tumblr

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McMento Mori

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Since I have no idea what imgur wants, here is a toy dinosaur at my local independent bookstore.

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Don't tell me what to do.

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Who put this up? "Obamacare" isn't a real thing.

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I see plans within plans.

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