AmorHudd

11895 pts ยท June 23, 2016


No one said you need magic to be a pyromancer. I can use my flamethrower, right? Or a torch? How about my phone's?

I'm male btw so make isn't an option (unless it's for TV, or theatre, both of which are less likely than the apocalypse, given my talent)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh! Well, great to know that I'm not just making harder for myself ! Thx for proving the worth of a healthy lifestyle ! You rock!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Op what's your skin care? Gotta share with us plebs!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah. That would mean money spent on peasabts instant of tax cuts and bailing out companies. Ain't no way anyone's passing that kind of shit

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah you're right. Data in the internet today would last as long as the internet does (sometimes even when people try to remove it willingly)

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The consequences of my actions

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Amen

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is fantastic, but weird Al's version would've fit better imo

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's literally bringing life to the scenes. wtf.

5 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But it's a blazing hot potato straight outta the oven and into bare hands.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I heard if you venture inside you can meet rock eating gorons

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

a manga that's 80% fan service.. good time investment.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And American democracy is the abused wife I guess?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well. The immune system can solve a lot of shit.. unless it's cancer. Then it's just autodestruction.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Your battery should always be between 60% and 80% to maximize it's life expectancy.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That's bullshit. There ain't no way anything short of God himself can make a badger do smth it doesn't want. Badger don't give a fuck.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last I checked "Weirdly dictatorial" > "Straight dictatorial". In your faces straight people!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh. Ok. Never knew it could be chronic like that. I was woken up by my face smashing into the floor so that may have helped with disorientat

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh. Was totally expecting betrayal by the second cat who comes in to sweep him of the platform. I am disappointed

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

He nails villain roles SO hard

5 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

My hounds smells software engineering. We need to duck test you. If you're lighter than a duck you will be burn at tye stake immediately

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

And even if you're woken up by a violent shock(my case, since I was standing in the metro). You can understand what happend quite quickly

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. As someone who suffered from it once, you don't even realize you're out. Your brain just keep going in dream mode...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Parenting goals right there

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Look at it plotting to prove its mousy worth .. by dominating the world!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm still waiting for the "Jokes on them. I'm into that shit" to drop..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suddenly understand morning woods now! OMFG.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There is only one face I'd carve into that pumpkin. Mine.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0