33 balloons short and they didn't even use red ones.
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You don't say!
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The text on the sign, which appears to be joke mocking the pronunciation of "you see" said "Mexican Word of the day: JUICY. Tell me if Juicy Ice coming."
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"Let them be brought to a foreign land and maintained by others for a very small fee, as opposed to be maintained in our jails for massive amounts of money..."
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He wants me to go to sleep so he can go downstairs and play cards with the other two cats...
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"Our broad policy for Europe should prioritize: -Ending the perception, and preventing the reality, of NATO as a perpetually expanding alliance..."?
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Jeez... gonna need some of that "Law on Five Ears of Grain" action here pretty soon, amirite?
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Cunt.
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"I'm tired, boss."
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146
Well, considering he's a complete charlatan & quack, he's right on this one.
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Little bit of stochastic terrorism for the healthcare field...
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something-something GiViNg tAx-PaYer doLLaRs tO iLLeGaL ALiEnS!!!!
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WTF?
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653
So *head/desk* Fucking *head/desk* Embarrassing *head/desk*
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Enshittification.
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2008
And now it's time to ramp-up the assault on the judiciary branch.
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This timeline, man... ...
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OMG! How did they ever do that with a combined annual income of $126,000? HOW??
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Good old moral panic...
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Boebert & Mace... even "Art the Clown" isn't as malicious and hateful as these two clowns.
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"The diversity initiative Trump referred to was in place during his first term."
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524
Imagine if you will: Bill Burr as a cattle rancher.
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757
David Brooks eats own shit on national TV.
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Median household income for his district is $76,668.
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21998
De facto book burning.
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1612
Jeez Temu...
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334
Security....
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Both Hoffman and Hortman are Democrats.
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When a headline is *almost* poetry.
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This will do so, so, so, so, so, so, so, much to improve the lives of American families - never mind about the price of groceries!!Right?
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Death's Walk, circa 1896. Painted by Magnus Enckell.
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ded.
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2012
Gee, I wonder if this conclusion might have some application outside of the study... I wonder...
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Crazy stuff sometimes happens at military parades...
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Happy National Black Cat Appreciation Day!
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Michael Minh-yers.
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Stanley, my office panther.
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Breaking news: Right-Wing Asshole Jay Weber Eats Own Shit On Twitter.
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Now that's an economy in rebound!! Fuck you, Obamanation!!! /s
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570
'tis merely a coincidence, surely...
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1304
See, this wouldn't happen if they hadn't taken Jesus out of the sch-... oh.
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Trump/Palin 2016
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Oh for Pete's sake... get a new routine, Vladimir Vladimirovich.
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989
All he can do is fuck up shit that works, announce new bullshit holidays, and try to rename shit...
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977
(we still hate Drake, right?)
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"He chose a great name, Leo XIV. But to me and his brother, he'll always be Pope Little Peckerhead Number Two."
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