MFW my friends tell a boring story
Quick Shout-out
Looks good tho
MFW I'm bored with everything and can't sleep
July 29th
IDK
Mfw my wife calls me at work to chew me out
Playing DnD
Mfw I'm cleaned up for an event or party
Force Bonds
Just showing off my babies
Never let the trip turn on you
You may never be ready
Every Studio Ghibli movie
No response is valid
PTO? You mean Poetically Torturous Overtime?
As a Philosophy major arguing religion with a Redditor
I GUESS!
Finally, a Candidate to Get Behind
When I let out a rancid fart and everyone's too busy panicking to find out it was me
Always Remember
Trump 2016
More Lola
Mrw my dog punches someone then farts on them
I'm DTF
Quick Question
Send help
My Dog Lola
When she asks "do you wanna do a little role play?"
I have killed for less
Kreia
Urge to make joke... RISING...
Isn't that that one movie
Misconceptions about OCD
Beware the Khakis
Fuck the system
A campaign we can believe in.
MRW I waste a week of my life on a train wreck
Holy Social Justice Batman!
MRW people call my new job "a lucky break"
"Top ten celebrities who you won't BELIEVE-"
MRW my friend compares his brand new relationship with my marriage
Good work
Nothing can Trump this joke
YOU WIN OR YOU DIE
Hey man, when the hunger strikes.
God damnit Michael
I put a spell on you!
The Elder Scrolls VI: Asshole
Waking up early after a long weekend
Happy Marriage = Honesty
The hero our world needs
When you're a little too excited about Halloween
MRW my friends question my life choices
Fuck Todd, stow your shit
Such beautiful eyes
Something something gun control
The amount of times my dog has taken the fall for me is staggering
Holidays with family
MRW I fumble a play in League, but still land a kill