I'm way ahead of you, BBQ sauce.
Mfw trying to acquire female companionship
Specimens from my Personal Collection
When you drunkenly decide to fix something around the house
When I make a milk run and throw on whatever pants are on the floor
AM I BEING DETAINED?
Walk up in the club like
Any minute now...
My life always
It's my Cake Day or something
Specimens from My Collection Pt. 4: The Vault
When DnD gets interesting
Something I've noticed more recently.
The Abyss Stares Back
Tyene Sand
How I feel looking at Facebook 100% of the time
The Lighthouse (Destiny)
I should get more friends. Or buy a boat.
The Majority of Tumblr
When my wife asks me if I ate the last donut
Me every Monday morning
Every time I answer my door and I don't know who it is
Blue eyes vs lugia
When you're new to a group of friends
Browsing Usersub
One of my personal life philosophies
When your high gets to the paranoia stage
When my wife asks if I wanna "get busy"
OH. MY GOD.