AccordingToYourMom

254604 pts · October 20, 2011


I didn’t even ask; she just told me

Look, same, but I don’t go out of my way to piss in people’s Cheerios.

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What’s her name? I wanna see more of this act

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Straight sex is weird

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The thing that pissed me off about playing an instrument was the constant playing of scales. Yes, I get why it’s done, it’s still goofy.

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I think he’s a shitty miserable person with no friends, no one likes being around him. He comes here for human interaction. When he was just awkward and unfunny no one interacted with him. He learned the shittier he acts, the more people engage with him.

And no matter how fruitless it is, people keep engaging with him…. “Don’t feed the trolls” means don’t feed the trolls. At all. Commenting to “dunk on” him is feeding him with engagement.

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This is a video

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These are my wife’s all-time favorite snack cake, had to send this to her 😁

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DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT v

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I have no idea what that is, but your comment is pretty innocuous even without knowing the reference so not sure why it got dogpiled

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She’s welcome

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Itchy?

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Excellent

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They look great! Surprisingly great for being clip-on

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To me it’s yelling “STOP RESISTING”

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These memes are accepted.

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Fuck dude I can relate. Like I want friends but it has to be effortless because I don’t have the energy anymore to fake it just to “have friends”

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It literally has an AI watermark in the lower right corner

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That’s a different image and this is very obviously AI.

Harry Potter was published in the 90s and Nimoy hasn’t looked like *that* since the 70s

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Lenticular printing

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