ANicePairofSlacks

83011 pts · June 25, 2014


Hey ol' Greg.

I have actually seen that episode of death note. My friend Silly Dave forced me to watch

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not an anime fan, but I’m a fan of how dramatic every sequence is

8 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 9

It’s been an hour. Good lord. Witness

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I mean why did you think they had the humps? The eggs are in there

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about on the counter?

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I know you said the LEGO isn’t for sale, but I have an anonymous buyer who would like to make you a rich person

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Classic sky diving accident

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Wow, suddenly the unexpected tragic death of my entire family today doesn’t seem so bad

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chief Keef is a true poet

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*parents bust into room* GOTCHA!!!...ahh fuck we thought we heard Tom and Linda from down the street in here. I guess go back to your porn

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, quit monkeying around in that cock pit

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry, she is married to God now

8 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 1

The little girl has an automatic weapon on the right

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Grandmothers are either the sweetest little things, or a demon poet who will turn you to brittle ash with her fiery words that cut DEEP

8 years ago | Likes 589 Dislikes 7

In your face, Charlie Murphy

8 years ago | Likes 470 Dislikes 1

Well, for an extra $50 I can save you $100 on your tax bill. Or I can do it legally, your choice pal

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Planet Earth Documentary Narrator: “Now we see the male performing a mating dance with pizazz. He hopes to attract the female with movement”

8 years ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 3

This has taken the Benjamin Button progression from airdate

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is why you must always lord over your baseball bat and yell at it for not going to college. Pressure makes diamonds

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Listen, I know of a short cut up ahead

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 2

Yeah I’m pretty sure your body clogs one and keeps one clear so you can breathe, but I’m an accountant so I could help with taxes better

8 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

Or ma’am!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yessir!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cleves/westside of Cincinnati

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother graduated from there, quality school

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So, lost the invisible plane again, huh?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m from the part of Ohio that people in the good part of town call “Cinci-Tucky”

8 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 6

highly inappropriate memes is usually my go to when I want a conversation to die

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