ClearancetheWhale
159577
2642
161
Earning the title
Uncomfortable grandma tax FP EDIT: Yo 2 days in a row at the Front Page. Y’all the best. I’m stuck in a well. Send help.
ANicePairofSlacks
Sickinthepants
You had me at: "Blue Eyes White Privilege".
Yallendalf
#2 listening to Aurulion SOL saying his "boop" line often does it for me
JhericFury
isthatusernamereallystillavailablequestionmark
Cabagbe is one of my favourite vegetbales
BlinkMeOther
#4 because they don’t have wheels?
HotDiggityDaffodil
Possibly better than the actual bear, the label on the box.
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
ONE SHIT BITCH BEAR
LoyalAngelProduction
That tax. Happens to me a lot and I struggle answering that stuff with people I'm very close with, let alone someone I just met.
PmMeYourExGFsBoobs
#49 Looks like a Jon to me.
Dizizle
+1 for the bee rectangle
carsonalan20025
Is no-one worried that op is stuck in a well?
trbobrk
#3 the audience is listening
CasualFridayHandjob
Yo #10 cmon man. Don't give me shit I gotta relate to on that level. That ain't cool.
BWood63
Fruity pebbles Shaq has been my lock screen for a few year now
StyleKox
Scissors is actually ignorance, which beats brains but is beaten by brawn
BlinkMeOther
This should have like 10x more upvotes tbh
WHYDIDYOUSAYTHATNAME
Martha!?
Poifire
No one says "pussy" to mean "pusillanimous." NO ONE.
TeamToasterNeverForget
Cool now all I have to do is to find Mr A. Cabagbe and start throwing him around.. then someone will finally miss me..
Trubo
#12 I swear by all the salt in me: if you run counter to my desire, the remainder of your brief mortal span will be an orchestra of misery.
Trubo
I swear by stone and oak and elm: I'll make a game of you. I'll follow you unseen and smother any spark of joy you find.
Trubo
You'll never know a woman's touch, a breath of rest, a moment's peace of mind.
Trubo
And I swear by the night sky and the ever-moving moon: if you lead my master to despair, I will slit you open and splash around like a child
Trubo
in a muddy puddle. I'll string a fiddle with your guts and make you play it while I dance. You are an educated man.
Trubo
You know there are no such things as demons. There is only my kind. You are not wise enough to fear me as I should be feared.
metallan
I thought "Be there or bee frame"
Zegot
BaggedMolk
ThinkPad1886
Obviously not a boatercycle enthusiast
Mrmannnn
Mlm50 is better. 50 off everything been using it for papa John's for like 2 years now
BestWaifu2018
Downvoted for the sheer ammount of 9gag
wtforero
CaentSpelOrRite
Guy on the first pic is definitely a rapist, or a social democrat.
Apocallama
#18 is untrue. Pusillanimous is an adjective, not a noun. You can't call someone a pusillanimous. Pussy means what we all think it means
asm80dfa8sdfj
You pusillanimously showed them!
theuberkevlar
It's quite possible that both uses are derivatives of pusillanimous.
Suedocode
But I can call them a pussy bitch and be grammatically correct.
circlebreaker
The vernacular mutated over time, just like Fuck. Adjective, noun, etc. You can call someone a stupid fucking fuck, right? Similar thing.
Zalophus
I always thought it was in reference to cats. Pussycat, scaredycat.
TylerDuranDuran
If scared, sure. If you’re making a comment about how “strong” someone is, then no
Traja01
Also, even if true, etymology tells us little about modern usage. Prevent, for example, literally means "to come before" (pre+venire).
eroica
I make it a rule to never believe what tumblr says is the "real meaning" behind anything.
ErgonomicZero
1/2 correct. It is an adjective but check this link for the origin and meaning: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pusillanimous
Apocallama
"...despite what you may have heard, pusillanimous does not serve as the basis for pussyfoot, pussycat, or a certain related vulgarism"
ErgonomicZero
Does NOT serve as a basis for...what we all think it means.
mijk
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
TOTES M'GOATS!
MyLittleBorg
*Laughs in James Earl Jones*
WoTLert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvLHtpOAjfM
miniaturechild
What if that doesn't even work
ParanoidCarrot
I red the first one deep boob
WowMuchFuni
There has GOT to be a video of it somewhere! And if it doesn't exist then someone has to make it!!
addms
I read it in Captain Holt’s voice.