3rdoption

999741 pts ยท October 22, 2014


#1 Organic cement.

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know he's from the future because of the turned up collar.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something something curtains something.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*for

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Is he dead?

1 day ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I'd just get out and push it in sideways.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her hisses are blessings in disguise.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's got a future in MMA.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As far as I know, Maddow is not a doctor, biologist, or infectious disease expert. She's a talking head who is paid to generalize to the masses. If you held your preferred talking heads to the same standard as you're holding her, ... never mind. I went and engaged you. I'm sorry.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'll take the butter, you can keep the lettuce.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too shall worship the mighty Gluteosa!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ffs.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not "Tie Me Kangaroo Down"?

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the Australian national anthem?

4 days ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

#2 If you say so.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The weight is... questionable. Too heavy for such a small Styrofoam tray.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Meh. Still applies.

4 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

Or just make sure they wore diapers.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The amount of fear that person felt that your very existence threatened their entire reality is truly mind boggling.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The one on the left is first day on the job. The one on the right is every day after that.

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Getting in and out of the car wearing armor can't be easy.

4 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Oh my brovaries!

4 days ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

"Duuude! What even are you?"

6 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Looks analog to me. /s

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0