30PercentNeckbeard

245 pts · September 3, 2015


Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Illuminati...?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kevin Smith horror movie based on an episode of his podcast "Smodcast." It's called Tusk and it's amazing. Justin Long plays the Walrus guy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not just you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something about I feel like I've evolved and you're just the same.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will appreciate your knowledge, m'boy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or pants converters. Whatever those are.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Blips n' Chitz

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I realize. For the record, I'm sure she was perfectly sweet and I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone. I'm glad you were a bright spot to her.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too lazy, someone insert Tom Hanks in castaway jerking it.gif

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What a nice man, I hope he gets the cancer he wants.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Gotta go slow?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: lives in Colorado.

10 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 5

Would be more accurate if legs were hobbled.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Now back to today's top story...Super Lucky Friday...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It seems unlikely the fire crew would stay to finish mowing his lawn if he weren't on his way to the hospital in stable condition…

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're still going to need to watch out for those paint cans if they plan on going upstairs.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scientists hypothesize, it's the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0