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Whiskey461
Saudi Man, #8, just figured out a way to never have to cook.
AMomentOfSilenceForOPsMom
Starbucks for everyone, twice a week!? Just buy them a car, it'll last longer..
SemiHomeless
I just asked for more posts like this one, someone must've listened! I'm so happy to see these
SubKuLT
I did ! :)
Kaylakliche
There should be stuff like this on the FP every day. I love it!
ToShayne377
I assume that's there in case of assholes. Or colored folks.
WhoPaidForThisFloor
That's a Vancouver bus! Cool!
awooble
This happened in Surrey but I forget the story, it happened last year...woo hoo vancouver though!
sVAMP
*sigh* My bike got stolen yesterday, right outside my front door. Good thing they stole from me, and not from the students next door.
sVAMP
I, at least can afford a new bike AND the meal of tomorrow.
WaggyTails
I want to be rich so I can buy people stuff.
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
You don't need to be rich, a small gesture of any kind is appreciated by those that don't have much.
IAmNotTophIAmMelonLord
I would want to be rich so when I do buy people stuff, I can buy them really nice stuff, ya'know?
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Yeah I get ya!
Tinasgloriouscomeback
I'm not crying. https://38.media.tumblr.com/8032bd1d0a027b996883bf76b957534d/tumblr_ndts04bXxT1sow7meo1_500.gif
Nccoffee
"Florida man fakes heart attack for free lawn mowing"
SerjTankianApatheticallyEatingChineseFood
Jimbo 2016
00tj
Let me get this straight: You throw out an old fridge and forgot you put 5000 in it...
beckadoomsday
It makes me really sad that her LIFE savings was only $5,000. How hard her life must be. :(
dukegonzo
Frozen assets
SaintMaceToTheFace
Damnit....+1
whyexactly
Maybe her family replaced her fridge without telling her
AndIHaveNoIdeaWhatToPutHere
I gave my old fridge to a friend and forget a huge bag of weed in it. Not the same thing but close. No idea why it was in the fridge though
yack
I guess that lady just wanted.............*removes sunglasses* cold hard cash
plutus34
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/well_done_sir.gif :)
rezpawner
Plot twist: This is all of them.
EvaDyck
Probably
AntiChri5
The dudes running a goddamn marathon with no fucking arms. Serious props to both him and the lady who gave him a drink.
ronswansonisthereasonihaveadadfetish
As first I thought she was trying to hand it to him, like the celeb who tried to high five a blind man.
Herrowprease
Plot Twist: She stole his water bottle while running past
Fadedsun
I imagined her being like "Oh you want this? Gotta chase me!"
howjom
That was the best one. Hands down
TammySilverwolf
*upvotes enroute to Hellivator*
jitspoe
Gotta hand it to him. That's quite a feet!
YummyPusher
Pssh, I'd be more impressed if he ran a marathon with no legs.
blanknowledge
the real question is, how to give him the props
hadakanogokiburi
Might be a dumb question, but is it actually harder to run without arms?
SquirrellySquirrel
More aerodynamic. But seriously it's harder.
popculturella
Your arms help you balance and keep your momentum going.
JimmyNudebags
Getting up every morning and feeling motivated enough to train for a marathon when you can't even tie your shoelaces might be a bit trying.
davidthe4th
I imagine it's hard to drink out of a bottle and run with no arms.
Blalejo
I don't like keeping faith in humanity. Damn you OP.
SubKuLT
Sorry for that. :)
shavtetri
Well, if it makes you feel better, my mailman just smashes our packages against his truck repeatedly. And throws them across the yard.
IenjoysAWKWARD
#1 I'm always touched when someone lends a hand...
Shitbiscuits
oh, you sneaky sneak....
omygur
Apt. 3f here send nudes
goshxjosh
A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.
disorientedoriental
350 for a bike. Wow.Canadians are awesome. So glad I am one!
AdorableTinyKitties
I can feel my faith in humanity growing...but I guess this is just temporary..
112864
until you suffocate near a gentle smoker
IndifferentSpaghetti
read some youtube comments
popculturella
Look for the helpers.
ICouldNotFindAUsernameIWanted
boards.4chan.org/b/
RocketRodster
Be the humanity you want to have faith in and don't worry about anything else.
MyNameisJavert
There are a lot of amazing people in this world and you are one of them
ImTheGodDamnLochNessMonster
The fact that good deeds need to be reported shows how rare they truely are, it's sad.
Agent
The one with the cello kind of implies he refused to play for people who had no hope of recovery.
AgentSmithPS4
It's all about that bass 'bout that bass, no cello.
Zhadan
it's a double bass
GuardianOfimgur
Not a cello, I believe that is a double bass. Source - I used to play a cello :)
PositivelyClueless
called like this because you can drop it twice
OhCaptionMyCaption
That's a bass.
ThatLemonStealingHorse
To be more precise, I believe it's a 3/4 double bass.
pdp1
I like how the black guy is reading to the white guy, seriously, breaking the stereotype
SubKuLT
+1
purplecumbrella
And how intently the man is listening
MicahL
Dear mailman: please don't put a random note in my mailbox, as my wife will assume I'm cheating on her. Thank you
JPRaptor
SubKuLT
:)
ionlyspeakthetruth
And isnt it a crime to drop unsolicited mail into a box without a stamp?
TheStealthHippopotamus
Actually it's anything. You can't put a HOA notice in one and they are members and it's not exactly "unsolicited"
Ewokwithastickgif
Wow, your marriage sounds awesome!
MicahL
Don't judge, it's not very lady-like.
Ewokwithastickgif
Fuck what is considered lady like and whats not.
MicahL
Don't say fuck, it's not very lady like
Ewokwithastickgif
Fuck your definition of lady like. :D
alticaarden
rally that supsicious?
dauntlessds
Rally-Ho! *old school final fantasy reference*
deadlymarmalade
I read this in a 1940s mid-atlantic accent, and it was awesome.
alticaarden
You know, I actually don't know what that sounds like
deadlymarmalade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpv_IkO_ZBU
alticaarden
TIL, thank you
howjom
liek so rally
alticaarden
lol look its trying to type
LostInImgur
OMG, this made my day! :D
FabulouslyTiti
I was going to go all "It's just one missing letter, grow up", but then I noticed the usernames and I just felt silly. ^^;
puppiesincostumes
Who is downvoting you? Poor you, here have a +1 ;)
alticaarden
and thank you :)
alticaarden
people who don't read usernames
Leithoa
#8 is a good idea
chooseday
It is, but unfortunately I know people who can afford food that would still take from this fridge. There's a lot of shitty people out there.
IAmPiernik
Or worse, lace it with something
riffifi
Until a mad man who "can not stand these parasites" puts contaminated or poisonned food in there.
nobroo
#6
WarlordWinters
until someone threatens to file copyright infridgement
euphoria
They are rather popular in Germany (shortened link to a nytimes article: http://丈咾.跳.jp)
GerhardRammelhausen
are they? Only thing close to that, which I know, are vendingmachines for BBQ-stuff.
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Kaylin
I think that's the best outcome. I imagine people who put food in there won't understand food safety laws, and having food poisoning...
Kaylin
when you're already hungry could be really quite deadly.
Leithoa
That's sort of the idea. People are donating food, they're not expecting it back. It may get abused, but it could also be self-policing
OrangeFlavours
2/2 there, not just for anything to go and use food if they're in need.
OrangeFlavours
Actually I think I misinterpreted what it is. I thought it was some building where they donated the food and it was used for the people 1/2
FluffyPandaKing
They take it because they need it. No one is going to sell it for profit as it's not possible. (They're leftovers after all)
travisfalco
For mobile users, that is the one about the refrigerator for leftovers.
nebbulae
God's work.
TomDobs55
I speak for all mobile users when I say "THANK YOU!"
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Thanks bro
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
You are a legend!
grilledjesus
Bless you.
LadyNetrex
Now you tell me!
PeachyFuckingKeen
Wow, you belong up there with the other heroes!
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Haha this comment is great and I whole heartedly agree
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Thanks bro
newyorknyc
This would be illegal in the U.S. Because of food safety concerns.
Leithoa
there's some wiggle room, but yeah I think home cooked meals would be out. http://www.foodtodonate.com/Fdcmain/LegalLiabilities.aspx
NiftyNips
That was my first thought as well and it really pisses me off.
newyorknyc
But then Imgur folks would be the first ones to lose their shit if food safety laws were relaxed in any other context. God I hate you people
NiftyNips
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/63014022.jpg
thedumpsterjedi
The one where the guy reads for the illiterate guy gets me, like imagine what it meant to him. Probably the best part of his day.
BarryDeKokiner
I know I lack faith in humanity because my first thought on that one is that it wasn't just two guys at lunch and a heart warming caption.
sidfromtoystory
almost definitely. tho maybe we're just cynics
SixWingsWide
I feel like a jerk for thinking this, but I'd probably introduce the guy to audiobooks. I fucking LOVE audiobooks. Less shelf space, too.
BarryDeKokiner
I have a 40-45 min commute to work every day. An hour or more if it's snowing. Audiobooks are awesome.
SixWingsWide
I've got about 30 minutes 1-way, I've become addicted. Narrators are hit & miss, tho.
icypants
"the one who reads books lives a thousand lives" Ive gone on so many great adventures from books.Being a detective, a warlord, sorcerer, etc
Flannels
#14 is actually illegal. My mom used to deliver mail.
ahnrkist
bummer
brassmonkeys
I'm a postie and like helping customers out. I help a dude with one leg shift stuff about alot. right fallen plant pots. phoned 999 a few...
brassmonkeys
...times, grabbed some stuff from a shop for an old lady, changed a wheel, rounded up some loose chickens. It's nice to be nice.
SixWingsWide
I'd think it would have to reported and then proven for any ramifications, tho, right?
SilentButSexy
Looks fake anyway, who posts an entire notepad through someone's letter box? See the bindings on the left.
alticaarden
on what grounds? just curious
GdSvThQn
Only USPS drivers can place mail in mailboxes, plus the mail has to have USPS postage paid.
alticaarden
So you can't slip a letter in your neighbours letterbox? And I thought postage was paying for sending something. What if you don't send it?
GdSvThQn
Nope, USPS delivery employees can do it. The second part is just to say that the mailman can't slip anything he wants into your mailbox.
alticaarden
The first one I don't believe... The second part I guess I can see the logic but still... Don't you guys have junk mail?
VeraBurr
These all make me cry except #2. #2 makes me want to bone him. Bone 'em good. With consent of course.
LostInImgur
You have my consent. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
fusk
Useless trivial info. The lady in the wheelchair in that photo is now a MP (member of parliament).
VeraBurr
MOAR!! I love "useless" trivia!
TheMrBadger
I had to scroll back up to see which one that was. On a side note, can I hold your umbrella for you?
SuharuStormrage
You'll have to break her legs first.
TheMrBadger
Yea.... no.
thornmallow
Look at that cat's face...he started the fire.
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
also, that dog ate the cat like 2 second after the picture was taken. justice was served.
iamthatcat
Prove it.
LordWok
hes re evaluating his life choices
bluecardinal
Shoot. I agreed and commented before seeing your comment. Whoops! +1
AgeofUltron
CallTheDumbulance
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling firemen!
RedHatTerraria
"YES, TWAS I THAT BURNED DOWN THE ORPHANAGE"
Lilshadow48
"MY PLAN HAS BEEN RUINED"
sergekol23
Finally, Florida Man's reign of terror is ending
ihatethetv
Those guys were just trying to kill the 8ft king cobra that escaped in Orlando yesterday!!!
HomelessToddler
FLORIDA MAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ImMrbulldops
florida man is more of an anti-hero than a villain sort of like deadpool
Elonth
see i made a similar joke about that on that exact same post. but people had no sense of humor at all.
sergekol23
Such is the cruel unpredictable nature of this site...
FloridaWoman
My husband is trying his best to become known as a good man instead of the guy that jerks off on everything everywhere at all times.
netharia
At least he's not doing it on his neighbor's sprinkler the third Tuesday of every month at 3:32AM while dressed as Batman.
netharia
At least I sincerely hope he isn't.
chazol
I was on the verge of hangover tears and now I'm rolling around my bed laughing. Thank you!!
30PercentNeckbeard
It seems unlikely the fire crew would stay to finish mowing his lawn if he weren't on his way to the hospital in stable condition…
WontonGoodsoup
When I read that text I always interpret it as "they killed him off for good" at first...
HaniiPuppy
And now begins my reign of terr...ific management!
thegr8rambino
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
QuantumShittingInTheSpaceTimeContinuum
But it seems like only the beginning for Kevin
GeorgeHWhales
Cox n crendor reference?
SpliffSanders
ALABAMA MAAAAAAAN!!
TheNoseOfGL
Florida man may be gone, but another player has entered the field, Saudi Man.
Treblaine
I already miss him...
rectalimplosion
It was just another devious ploy of his to get honest firemen to mow his lawn whilst the city burned.
nopenao
Living in florida, that is actually a likely possibility.
nopenao
Living in florida, that is actually a likely possibility.
OurDelusions
Having lived in florida for 20 odd years, I agree that this is likely a possibility as well.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Florida, our water's full of seaman just floating towards the Virgin Isles.
BiggestSpoon
Florida man tricks fire fighters into mowing his lawn by having a heart attack.
jinky74
In typical Florida Man style he survived the heart attack.
shinymetalassassin
Luckily, those firefighters were around to finish the job.
TheGhostMinx
Then was found trying to sell alligator eggs to people, punching those that wouldn't buy them.
IncredibleNurse
you cannot kill an idea. Florida man is inside all Florida men.
Dipthepole
At the property I work at a lawn care worker took a sit while leaning on a palm tree.... Beachside in florida.
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Even Florida women
Treblaine
"You will give the people of Florida an ideal to strive towards, they will race behind you they will stumble but in time they will join you"
raspymorten
It's like Super Saiyans?.
LucasFilm
A man took a shit outside of the restaurant where my friend works the other day. Florida is great.
browniesftw
Florida Fish and Wildlife: Agency Decides Against Plan to Restore Endangered Panther Populations :(
LucasFilm
sigh.... :\
theycallmetherattlesnake
Florida man is an idea, mr. policeman... and ideas are bulletproof!
Catbab
"Beneath this mask lies more than flesh, Mr. Creedy, beneath this mask there lies an... Idea, and.. Ideas.. are bulletproof.
IncredibleNurse
I JUST WATCHED THIS MOVIE GOD
therealSKYKING
I am a Florida man... dear god I can feel it....
Somnophobe
I'm sorry; do you need some preparation h or anything?
reclaimingrequiem
As a Florida man who's currently in school. Would I be considered a Florida Man or Florida Student? Florida Student Man?
jmartkdr
You become a (Florida) Man when you first make the police blotter.
Xist3nce
I'm a Florida man now, does public drunkeness count?
CatBlaster5000
Your username just screams Florida man.