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But I have been attacked by a chicken. Am I even Australian?
Dec 4, 2016 8:58 AM
beakindperson
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But I have been attacked by a chicken. Am I even Australian?
twoofdem
As an Australian I am embarrassed for you.
toofrunktoduck
Great. Now $deity has to make chickens deadly just because some selfish arse can't man up and and taunt a spider...
Izziluvmunch
But how many 'nopes' have you seen?
netdog22
Go outside mate and i don't mean the backyard. Get out for a walk in a nature reserve it won't take long.
Akn4bkn
You aren't trying hard enough.
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
ajhippie
Mozzies count?
RipOffTheBandAid
You work in an office in suberbia?
GreatLordLlama
I got stung in the mouth by a bee when I was 3. It was on a flower I decided to eat. That's how my mum found out I'm not allergic to bees
MrsBananaGrabber
Just honeymooned in Australia, saw only adorable harmless animals the whole time. Aussie possums > US possums.
maosanchez
kennygomien
You've probably been eaten by a shark and fucked by kangaroo but I think Australians have become immune to it all. Like brushing off a fly.
beakindperson
They're not considered deadly so yeah I think that happened once
Scusername
I saw my first white tip yesterday. And I'm not even talking about the spider. ;)
detinu2000
...... yet.
Goacorona
I have been bitten by spiders, kicked buy a kangaroo and swooped by magpies.
SubtleOrc
By
Cavalrysword
Buy by (waves sadly)
FerrousBuehler
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but you have beaten the trouser snake?
thatfoxearedasshole
Thank you for flipping your post the right way up for us Americans
younotwantbreakfast
I dunno, the Myna birds are terrifying.
alkante
Well yeah otherwise you would be dead
tatsudairo
have you been swooped?
ProfessorDumbass
Even if OP spent his life in Solitary confinement fucking magpies and pluvvas would find him
Rifneno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-uVGZJAdQ
beakindperson
Her* yeah.. I guess my post is lie. Magpies are the deadliest f them all.
keioto
You, like many others, have been taught to avoid the likely habitats
Pelvictornado
I'm questioning your Aussiness
LetsTalkGameDesign
Yet.
ProfessorDumbass
How many snakes have you been spitting distance from in the wild OP?
beakindperson
Lots. We have one in our oof.
AustraliaTellsItHowItIs
Pythons don't count. Let me know when you've had a pissed off eastern brown snake by the tail.
beakindperson
Roof*
ChrisLacey
You might have one in your oof too! You might want to stop what your doing and check.
Solobolt
I'm allergic to the ant bites here in australia. FML
bambulina
As an American, I've been attacked by a monkey. Sometimes animals are uncooperative.
treebot
go outside, nerd
beakindperson
I would but id die from the heat.
boamere
This must be a real Australian, the persona we know has been fed to us! It's all lies!
SubtleOrc
You're embarrassing everyone
StirlingMaloryArcher
And the gigantic spider that want to eat your face.
YukonGold
I live in Yukon. Once reached 40 C by 7 a.m. Couldn't breathe so back inside & called in sick.
TheSherriffofRottingham
Haha 40... try 59 in the shade
TheSherriffofRottingham
But 40 in the Yukon is pretty bloody hot
YukonGold
It is. We had forest fires all over the darned place, air conditioning systems failed, it was nasty.
TheSherriffofRottingham
Jeez! I was trying to sound tough. I'm an aussie living in Canada. I melt when it hits 23 now.
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FeralEggs
Come to Central Queensland. We are 4 days into summer and temps will be 39°C (102°F) for the next 5 days. The heat has only just begun.
DavidBowieFlyingInOnATigerMadeOfLightning
Serious question, how humid, that usually makes the big difference in 90+ heat
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fr1080f
That's nothing! In southern Ontario we 38°C for one day last summer! One day!
ThisIsSteel
Is a Texan truly trying to outpiss an Australian about hot weather? You lovely fucks. I lived in Arizona through a record high of 128 °F.
beakindperson
That's us every year. Its normal.
Actualdeadpool
That's because your family is lying to you. You're a kiwi, mate. I'm so sorry.
beakindperson
Knew something was up
SubtleOrc
Fuck lol
AnjoLagrimas
Jesus that cracked me up haha
Aquaticlemming
+1 for m8
bhaail
Is this a thing? Do Aussies make fun of kiwis?
Aquaticlemming
Curious as well
MediocreWhiteGuy
As a kiwi we make fun of them and they make fun of us.
KarakLohr
Kiwis to Aussies is kinda like Canadians to Americans: culturally very similar but neither wants to be identified as the other.
kalseth
Ok, so we're not talking about the birds?
Actualdeadpool
Nor the fruit.
Smayds
As a Kiwi, it's a lot like the US-Canada thing. I'm so glad I'm the Canadian.
Actualdeadpool
So, the slower kid in class that every is nice to? Kidding.
DeterminedGuardian
We make fun of everything.
englishdoyouspeakitmotherfucker
Do you have one of those cousins that no one makes fun of because they're just... too easy a target? It's like that, but with more wool.
TheExtremeKiwi
Kiwis are the Lil bros of Ausy and they like to think they are better than us but really we are the more popular one.
HitlersWetDream
*mentions rugby* *ducks*
MediocreWhiteGuy
Keep telling yourself that m8
TheExtremeKiwi
I don't need to the proof is in the upvotes ;)
LifeOfTheCray
shit just got real!
theviolator1996
Sheep fuckers vs grog hoppers
Actualdeadpool
Leave the Welsh alone.