VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini

1145232 pts · August 10, 2016


I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.

Wait wut?

Points 1980
Comments 52
Views 94475

The best worst

Points 88
Comments 9
Views 5633

What year is it?

Points 1175
Comments 68
Views 84400

Inked

Points 18
Comments 4
Views 1191

The pen is mightier

Points 65
Comments 10
Views 3683

This irrationally upsets me

Points 41
Comments 7
Views 1906

A Shark just before breaking the surface tension of the water

Points 2169
Comments 89
Views 103558

This explains so much

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 1163

Wake up!

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 516

Perfection

Points 35
Comments 8
Views 2187

Gordon was his name-o

Points 27
Comments 3
Views 1051

Explain this Atheists!

Points 24
Comments 15
Views 1470

Florida kid

Points 2342
Comments 67
Views 109904

Happy 38th Birthday McLovin!

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 271

Truth

Points 75
Comments 4
Views 3083

The worst

Points 1977
Comments 65
Views 106895

That ship has sailed

Points 3907
Comments 155
Views 129033

Accentuate the positive

Points 138
Comments 56
Views 3795

Everywhere

Points 11
Comments 1
Views 1140

I’ve put to much time in to turn back now

Points 61
Comments 19
Views 2835

You know you like it

Points 1044
Comments 15
Views 82805

Throwing shade

Points 44
Comments 2
Views 2591

Game of Boris

Points 31
Comments 6
Views 1528

Soothing

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 230

Burn

Points 21
Comments 1
Views 997

Accurate

Points 38
Comments 3
Views 1304

Vapes begone!

Points 4939
Comments 839
Views 151052

Coexist? No...wait a minute

Points 2584
Comments 114
Views 136703

I noticed some shrimp missing...

Points 3490
Comments 99
Views 131436

Stress

Points 2246
Comments 115
Views 99706

So, technically...

Points 53
Comments 12
Views 2637

When you grow out of your favourite shirt

Points 28
Comments 2
Views 991

When you spend 7 seasons learning Dothraki and it becomes a dead language overnight

Points 110
Comments 15
Views 3599

Weird Al shredding

Points 2033
Comments 56
Views 111896

Icy Freshness

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Comments 80
Views 107690

Something something if your brave enough

Points 14
Comments 13
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Under Pressure

Points 29
Comments 1
Views 1500

My upstairs neighbours at 2am

Points 24
Comments 14
Views 1197

Roll it

Points 1370
Comments 71
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Comments 67
Views 114376

Lists

Points 97
Comments 20
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Some nice buns

Points 19
Comments 7
Views 846

Accurate

Points 1610
Comments 59
Views 103863

Dirty Dishes

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 1137

The insane pressure required to crush this LEGO vehicle

Points 28
Comments 11
Views 973

Captain Karen

Points 5073
Comments 1580
Views 171479

9 months

Points 1231
Comments 111
Views 73716

Daily exercise

Points 20
Comments 3
Views 1159

Jenga Master

Points 58
Comments 4
Views 2100

Perfect

Points 31
Comments 16
Views 977

So?

Points 83
Comments 7
Views 3954

Flanos

Points 66
Comments 3
Views 3073

Total eclipse of the heart

Points 22
Comments 6
Views 1213

Unfair advantage

Points 103
Comments 15
Views 4944

Request granted

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 465

The Starbucks cup isn’t the first time Game if Thrones screwed up

Points 100
Comments 8
Views 3916

Earlier that morning

Points 1883
Comments 53
Views 102320

Coffee

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 221
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