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https://www . siyachts . com/where-most-shark-attacks-occur
Jun 10, 2026 5:30 PM
happylittletrees335
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https://www . siyachts . com/where-most-shark-attacks-occur
Bystandr
Florida man , meet Florida shark ! #understandable
d3jake
Why the spaces in the URL, @op?
xeoxion
Stay outta their home and you won’t get attacked. Seriously people are the invaders entering and destroying their home
CallMeMcGyver
In the thumbnail it looks like a bunch occurred in Michigan or Pennsylvania... which I'd assume was the result of Northern Tree Sharks populations rebounding after the Penguin Wars.
PutItInNeutral
They skipped the one in Iowa.
literallymike
Spoiler alert: The ocean.
4chanrefugee
Can we fact check that?
CJAW
What the hell is going on in Volusia, Florida?
glovelyday
"Oh, look honey, it's a shark, just like the movie. I'm gonna try and pet it!"
literallymike
High concentration of VERY stupid people.
NoneOfYoBiseniss
I've been in alot of those waters and when something about 4 feet wide and very dark (orca maybe) swam right under me I have not gone back in since.
DongleDingler
Most of these locations are on the east coast, where orcas are exceptionally rare since there are no established pods in the Atlantic. Florida is listed many times, could it have been a manatee there?
NoneOfYoBiseniss
Much farther north though I've been in florida waters many times in the 80's when I was stationed there.
NoneOfYoBiseniss
It was deep water as well.
dresner
it'd be funny if like 2 or 3 of them were in oklahoma or something
CallMeMcGyver
The Lesser Grasslands Tree Shark... one of the few land shark species that can survive the hot humid summers of Oklahoma. Though they generally prefer to pose as pizza delivery people while hunting, some can still be found nesting in oak trees on the borders of roadways where they lure their prey by pretending to be acorns.
fformulaa
I'd suspect Nebraska!
SilverPossum
How bout Des Moines, Iowa? https://share.google/uZK8VLFB0ddkzOnJT
itdweeb
There was one on the Mississippi, so you're not too far off.
AnotherBeardedCanadian
The freshwater sharks that patrol Michigan are actually quite friendly. Not surprised there's no attacks there
DongleDingler
Sharknado!
animatronicChristmasChickens
If you go back to 1955, there was an (unconfirmed) report of a shark attack in Chicago in Lake Michigan