lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
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Apr 7, 2023 1:18 AM
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
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kraeftig
We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.
FoxPesdassi
Timely and relevant: https://xkcd.com/2758/
mithiwithi
BaldProfessor
@CodyBurkett this is your humor, for sure.
antcaesar
Well, to be true, silver can also be used, it's a good conductor, even better than copper, but it's more expensive.
an0therthr0waway
Paging @EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
AeroEngineer
Careful... Don't ask him about the new, expanded, ultra-luxe, 500 character limit. He's very upset about it.
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
ArcadiaBerger
Hey, at least he knows the name of the one person NOT to buy from. And people say you don't gain anything by reading memes on Imgur.
duktayp
My son then spoke the words the demon said he would use, 10 years ago, to identify himself: "Baby shark do dood do do Doo Doo"
skolyr
Same idea as Doc Brown getting stuck in 1885 because the DeLorean ran out of gas.
atomicsockmonkey
No, the circuits were fried. They fixed it in 1955, Marty came back to 1885, then the gas tank was damaged.
skolyr
Oh yeah that's right. I knew it was relevant to the the plot of #3. Guess it's time for a rewatch!
Idontspellcheck
I drink dialed my ex. She drunk picked up.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
So then you get off, she gets off, in the morning you go back to disliking eachother... There's worse things in life
BigPPMothBF
"what's the worst that could happen?"
Hellstorm99
This is so dumb. I love it.
notkvothethebloodless
MAGICxMURDERxBAG
Here's a single sentence one: "Taco Tuesdays on Friday."
Thetiredmechanic
ElioNope
In the chill silent air of the once vibrant city, she smelled him before she saw his approach. He tipped his fedora and with a grin said "Well m'lady, looks like I'm the last man on Earth".
dffksh
NothingPrince
I didn't.
dffksh
iamlamp2
This is pretty funny
TheMrDomino
Imagine your entire legacy boiled down to being the butt of a joke by more humans that actually existed, thousands of years after you were alive.
Helixninja333
More joke that horror, but I dig it.
BigYee
The horror is he wrote the tablets about Ea-Nasir and his low quality copper
R100GSPD
The only thing worse than dying in ancient Somer is living there.
SnapKylePop
Tell that to the time traveler guy.
AlexVanPutten
Most of the 2 sentence horror subreddit is bad jokes so this one was a refreshing change of pace
astrangehop
Horror has a lot of jokes.
MithridateEupator
But it does have to include... horror. This is just a joke.
languex
Leave a memo:
HapilyDamaged
The author:
jesusisherelookbusy
The last man on Earth sat in the room alone. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
Youhavinagiraffe
We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty
redsmerf
"Sir, the next batch of women are ready for you to join them"
ran76
My neighbor went crazy and bit me. Now I have a fever and really, really hungry...
atomicsockmonkey
Itchy... Tasty...
MoonMoon89
I know a guy... Ea-nasir, he'll set you right up...
DrLOAC
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
BeetBoxer
Plot twist: Ea-nasir sells SUPERB copper and has been victim to a smear that's persisted for millenia.
Thesaya
A smear campaign that planted hundreds of complaints in his house?
BeetBoxer
After thousands of years of development, there's no telling how high up this conspiracy goes!
graehall
Made this GIF a few days ago @OP, you may appreciate it
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
thedevil
I think I remember your face. I have many photos of us together but I can’t remember why.
ToSisPoS
My son came home way past curfew last night. We buried him in 2004.
Elnauriel
That's what you get for making wishes on a moneky's paw!
ToSisPoS
The turkey sandwich was a little dry too.
Zootsoot
Omg- to be SUCH a shifty asshole that centuries later, people from a culture I’ve never known, in a landmass that’s still a myth…..will KNOW I was a shifty asshole who sold crap goods.
Stanistani
...and only BECAUSE that shifty asshole KEPT the letters.
redsmerf
Since when is Sumer is a myth?
Zootsoot
The Americas were mostly just a legend/myth at that time. Not Sumer
Tchernobog
Not centuries, millenia!
BlindGardener
My theory is that he actually sold pretty good copper and the guy who wrote the complaint was just a Karen.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
There were actually a bunch of complaints found.
GravyEducation
Take the first sentence and just repeat it twice. That good enough for people to get that you're stuck in a time loop?
VaardArk
timeLoop(){ timeLoop; }
GravyEducation
Engage
michaelpaice2
Sorry, someone will have to explain this to me
frozenchicken
The oldest customer service complaint in recorded history is addressed to a Sumerian named Ea-Nasir who sold very poor quality copper. Feel free to look it up.
michaelpaice2
Thanks, I remember now!
Ngugi
In ca 1750 BCE an angry man named Nanni wrote a cuneiform tablet to the merchant Ea-Nasir, that is called the oldest Customer Complaint. Nanni was angry at how Ea-Nasir treated him with contempt by selling him copper of bad quality and mistreating his servant. The arrogant Ea-Nasir became a meme some years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nasir
lazytodd429
Guess whose museum it is now in.
DukeDarkwood
*pretty sure, but Googles anyway* ... Because of course it is.