This is a Dog
hmmm
Cleaning my keyboard, finally
I also have chemical burns in my sinuses and lungs
Oh, my god
entrepreneurs
friend hasn't been by in a while. sent them this.
"Where's the Curve??"
In the spirit of the new re-release...
Pre existing conditions baby
Team snooze
how to tell your screws are too tight
Today I learned you don't need to use the actual phrase
Holiday shopping
I made a birthday dinner
They're just not funny this way
a dog and her moose
Don't look at his penis
How exactly does one dick button?
once seen it cannot be unseen
Look at me
I have delivered
I used a lid.
2 for 1 Xmas selfie
f yeah bald eagles and sht
So I go to my cupboard at 2am to get a snack...
Girls are confusing
Sexual equality
How to make a Vodka Cranberry
Words! Many words!
What a bunch of bollocks