Cleaning my keyboard, finally
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1
417
I also have chemical burns in my sinuses and lungs
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33
3015
friend hasn't been by in a while. sent them this.
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0
408
entrepreneurs
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3
682
This is a Dog
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1223
hmmm
4
1
243
"Where's the Curve??"
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5
689
Today I learned you don't need to use the actual phrase
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11
808
Sexual equality
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17
234
Don't look at his penis
-3
6
170
Pre existing conditions baby
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927
Holiday shopping
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6
962
Look at me
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3
111
Team snooze
8
1
534
They're just not funny this way
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5
127
I have delivered
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4
909
How exactly does one dick button?
0
5
133
Girls are confusing
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10839
once seen it cannot be unseen
-1
8
52107
how to tell your screws are too tight
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19
668
a dog and her moose
13
4
430
In the spirit of the new re-release...
0
1
183
How to make a Vodka Cranberry
1
13
928
f yeah bald eagles and sht
-1
4
858
I used a lid.
6
0
378
So I go to my cupboard at 2am to get a snack...
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15
1227
2 for 1 Xmas selfie
8
9
189
Oh, my god
12
4
549
I made a birthday dinner
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7
2377
What a bunch of bollocks
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214
9920
Words! Many words!
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