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Mar 13, 2020 6:44 PM

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You Know He's Got A Point

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6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 3

Ffs that's a moon.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are good, some are scary at the same time.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. The post is doing just fine without it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Childhood is the free trial. Taxes are the subscription. Death penalty is a permaban

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 ... that ain't necessarily true

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6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You follow some great minds

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 just assumes you've managed to change the lightbulb without safety incidents, which may not be accurate.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read this like every post was a response to the girl. Was expecting some zaney reaction from her at the end ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who forgot that threre are robots on venus?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

dead robots.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pinocchio... would have to tell 99% lies just to keep that act up because people would wonder why it doesn't grow if he says hes hungry

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These arent bad

6 years ago | Likes 1019 Dislikes 3

Litotes!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not sure if you are lying

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Well, his nose grew....

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6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

Like Epstein, these jokes will never get old.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

That’s just another thing him and Jon Benet Ramsey have in common.

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#8 Venus has some dead ones

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names arent just vibes bro

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they're br-ibes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 Okay, but consider this: FUCK that cropping.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It wasn't BAD cropping. It was NO cropping.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was the anti-crop

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Active robots

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well, yeah, dead things don't inhabit things

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 You dick is not small. Your clitoris is just huge.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mars is the only known planet inhabited by functioning robots. Venus is the only known planet inhabited solely by dead robots.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If game lamps use real electricity, then game lamps are just electricity roleplaying.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

No, they're real lamps.

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6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#8: Plenty of other ones that have a bunch of robot corpses though.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Zombie Robot Apocalypse.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the moon?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really just one other planet and two moons. Venus (the Venera probes), Huygens on Titan (Saturnian moon), and a lot of shit on Luna.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 except his nose wouldn’t grow when he was actually telling the truth so that’d fall apart pretty quickly

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You assume he keeps talking or can't think of any other such lies.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hey, are you into ? Really? Wanna have sex, then?"

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6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Lamps use electricity in real life too

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

only when turned on

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There is always low level current still present in electric appliances unless unplugged.

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What if the girl’s dick is bigger than yours?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

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Why is that so fascinating and funny?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

take it like a man

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure venus has a robot on it. Maybe not functional.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Venus has a half-rusted, half-melted pile of slag with a diamond in it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's where my ring went....

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ten probes successfully landed on Venus. Huygens landed on Titan (Saturn's moon). Our moon has...some number of active rovers (1?).

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

definitely not functional-- every craft that lands on Venus melts in 30 minutes; it's 800 degrees on the surface, metal just melts there.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One lasted over 2 hours. One lasted 1 hour 50 minutes. 10 landed successfully. 8/9 Venera probes lasted 50+ minutes. They're very impressive

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

great facts!! thanks for posting

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like facts. Especially SPAAAAAACE FAAAACTS!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude you Rock!; Space Facts!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since when is Chris a meme

6 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 4

We need to blindfold him and have him figure out what's in a meme just by the taste of it.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Should just be telling people to temper chocolate

6 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

I mean, there’s an entire insta account dedicated to making BA memes.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No link, you filthy animal?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know right! I feel like they are all meme worthy. Gabi and Claire especially.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha I thought the same thing!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I usually downvote dumps but I had to upvote the use of Morocco.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Since today, at least.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Does anyone know from which BA video this was from?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember him holding up a piece of paper saying sth like "save claire" in a recent gourmet makes video..but maybe he does this more often

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

22:48

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who is Chris?

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Bon appetit on YouTube

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Chris Morocco: Legend, Hero and all round Swell Guy

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

hes from Bon appetite (look it up on yt)

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Bon Appetit youtube channel. You're welcome.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

He's the guy who works behind Brad.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Wourder

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Who's better than us eh, Vinny?"

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I’m chris.

6 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Is that the sound I should use to get your attention?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hi, Chris.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm Spartacus.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’m spartachris

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There are no more ads between pics on imgur. You don't need to add "no ads" anymore.

6 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 10

No ads

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Mother fucker included their own!

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

I spent too long trying to get the whole meme until I realized half was an ad

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Blockada

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except on that fucking wizard of Oz meme

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

If you're using mobile, if you're on desktop though?....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got an ad for "nicotine pouches"

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got an ad, unless that was a meme I misunderstood.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/a/8WDujdV Mobile app on Android, just updated it yesterday cause it was hanging when loading post

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Oh FFS, the add is part of the post, it's a screenshot

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In fact you never did. What stopped the ads was adding 100 characters anywhere in the post, not interrupting pictures with crap

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do I have to stop though?

6 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 13

No, but I downvote any dump that has them.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Like that really hurts literally anyone's feelings.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No (ads)

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

(no) ads

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Well yes but technically no

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6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You failed though. There's an ad in one of your screen shots

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 3

Anyone have the full comic?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nathanwpyle probably does on instagram. I cant remember his imgur account.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No ads. (Unless you're black. Then it's no dads)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can do whatever you want. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life. (no ads)

6 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

Technically, you're telling him how to live is life too, so he doesn't have to listen to you either.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But actually he just advised we have free will. He didn't advocate a position. So you're wrong.

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#15 how to write you masturbated on a resume?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Several years of skilled manual labor requiring adept dexterity and mental focus, often researching extensive visual aids for assistance.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I wouldn't touch that if I was you"

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Single handedly maintained morale on a daily basis with zero cost or inherent risk and very limited biodegradable waste.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

"single handedly"

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6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Technically, he had three hands for a time.

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