CaffeineManic

300463 pts ยท April 10, 2016


Spent 2001-2006 marketing toy elephants with no outside help. Spent 1997-2001 supervising the production of bagpipes in Mexico. Won several awards for working on hobos in Hanford, CA. Managed a small team deploying sex drones in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Earned praise for marketing bathtub gin in Pensacola, FL. Gifted in promoting sausage in Edison, NJ. Talented in developing shaving cream in the UK. Had a brief career filtering bathtub gin worldwide, concurrent to buying and selling velcro in Cuba. Spent the 80's training dust in Africa.

N. Korean hats

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Deserting the sinking Ship of State

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Dr. Schulze jumps on the anti-vax bandwagon to hell.

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How Biden SHOULD hang trump's portrait in the White House. But he won't because he's a better man than i.

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Shower thought about justice.

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Breakthrough!

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Armored D9

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How many of us are NPCs?

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Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animals!

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How Ajit Pai feels about your anger.

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