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724023 pts · August 23, 2012


I am a meat popsicle

AG Uncle Tom

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Comments 110
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Once again, the Trump crew claiming their supporters are idiots to avoid accountability. 

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Views 431

Ooooooooook folks

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It's almost like it's less about Twitter and more about ya'll being absolute garbage

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That one eccentric tour guide at Auschwitz...

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From NPR: Kellyanne and her husband George will remove themselves from politics for the sake of their daughter

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I, uh, found the cause of the problem. Might be time to close Pandora's box.

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Finally something predictable from 2020

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Is this how you bipartisan? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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1 trophy please

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they're good masks Tammy

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Usersub swiss army knife

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Any questions?

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I think I know where @elbowdeepinahorse works!

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Oh, come on!

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That time Darryl Strawberry blind sided Armando Benitez

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At least be consistent with your outrage

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Finally made it to the Grand Canyon!

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Here’s to the greatest game franchise of all time

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So, is this a glitch or is a mod fucking with my comments?

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And the former Senator who had no choice but to manipulate the political process...

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Firefox has been crashing recently so I asked a friend who's good with computers for help. They sent me this.

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My cake day was yesterday... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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When you think you've snuck some inappropriate shit past the mods

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The context in which we saw Ryan Reynolds naked?

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Watching every character I dislike meet an unsatisfying death after 8 seasons of hate-fucking my eye and ear holes with their bullshit cannons

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When you see #teamhuman is winning and you haven't even busted out the big guns

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Clint Beefwood

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100% of people exposed to dihydrogen monoxide will die!

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Can I make it anymore obvious

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Testicles

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Is it time?

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I bought a helicarrier and I'm turning it into a camper. I'll post updates if anyone's interested

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sorry for potato

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Cus it's a bittersweet symphony that's life :\

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Jose Fernandez died in a boating accident early this morning. Let's all remember him for his playful competitiveness and love of the game. RIP

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MRW I heard they bumped the next Star Wars premier date for a new Pirates film

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When you tell Sean Connery you want to shoot Alex Trebek

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When you gotta drive somewhere after a few hours of Rocket League

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I understand the irony with Goodman, but he's lost a ton of weight recently

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Walk off single in his last game at Yankee Stadium.

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When they can't handle me at my spookiest then want me at my dootiest

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When @Razor10000 comments on a badonkadonk centric post

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I guess I'm no better

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I like dark humor...

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How I see @AnthonyCapo's reaction to all these references after 200k+ points #teamtuba (baaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh)

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I hope Trump writes the DNC a thank you letter

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when you bust a nut and she keeps sucking

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MRW I heard Microsoft is discontinuing Internet Explorer

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When someone points out my grammatical mistake

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well ya know

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MRW my ex wife tells me my 16 year old daughter is pregnant and I have an opportunity to get my toaster back

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MRW OKC recommends a particularly awful ex as a 94% match

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Got glorious without getting a post to the front page

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