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That's fucking crazy. I can't say what he was nominated for privacy purposes, but I checked it myself and he is literally written in history as an Emmy nominee. I don't even know if he'll win, but to be nominated is an honor. I guess now I'm gonna have to watch this shit show.
He's 13 years younger so he's my kid brother. He got his dream job right out of university and it's been crazy to see his work on the world stage. Fucking crazy life this is. So fucking proud.
bspurgeon5150
Maybe if u cry really loud, FIFA will create a whole new “award” just for u!!!
HisRoyalMajestyKingV
I do not understand what the hell the message is here.
thekeyofe
Sibling gets something nice. Other sibling is envious and tries to get their dad to tell the first sibling that he has to share. It's basic little kid behavior.
What makes it funny is that they're not little kids, they're adults, and an Emmy is not something that can be shared.
PumpkinDriver5
Cool as fuck. Good luck to your brother, of course.
I miss my brother. We had a lot more beers to sip.
UsertubeBandwagon
if you work in TV long enough, you run into quite a few people who have been nominated. i’ve worked with three separate people who have Emmy statues sitting in their edit room.
ImAWeirdMom
My brother in law has an Emmy. We are immensely proud of him.
Even a nom is a huge deal. Congratulations to him!
DYLANLEE79
Tell your brother you didn't know they gave Emmys for gay ganbang bottom. (Unless he's gay, then ask if it's for best set design of a Republican convention)
Zalagzny
Love the appropriate very sharp turn.
majortool
HAHAHA
OhIfIMust
"Let your brother have this!" -Dad
klaz57
He's the younger brother - he doesn't have to share.
kevbot5000
GanjalfTheClear
My brother was the favorite of the kids in the family.
Then he went to prison, and I thought, surely there will be a shift. And there was while he was away. Then he got out and everything went back to the way it was before.
I don't really talk to them anymore. I'm sure you could imagine why.
Draygen
It's awesome seeing someone living their dream. My 13 year old daughter got her first major role in our community theater, Lady in Red from The Enchanted Bookshop, and people were getting her autograph on the program for when she is famous. (Not even unprecedented in my small community. One kid went on to be in multiple blockbuster movies and two are NFL pros, all from a county with a population of about 60k.)
TexMexHex
Talk to me when you doctor!
Dogfacedboy
No biggie. I have EGOT!
edasm
pffft Tony.
wazeewa
I'd just tell my brother that I wasn't aware they were giving out Emmy Nominations like participation trophies now. haha
TungstenOrbital
Thats neat
TheFastpaws
Nice for them! :D
jalcantara88127001
I would not be as big a man as you are being.
metalrulercid
"congratulations!! *punches him hard on the arm* TWO FOR FLINCHING EMMY NOMINEE
LaffertyDanie1
How would one even share an Emmy? Cut the little statue into pieces?
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
Maybe...as a last resort.
DWolf
A former protege is an emmy winner for her work as a producer for a Chicago news station.
So many of my proteges have gone on to better jobs then me... I feel for you, @op .
Montybar
Pretty sure the list of recent Emmy nominees with a 13y older brother is pretty short.
Thesonshade
Fucking little brothers amirite? Mine's a doctor. Overachievers, every one.
SarcasticComment
Step Brothers his Emmy and put your ballsack on it. Or l lick it when they hand it to you
noone1415
OK, so you triggered my AuDHD "can I find stuff out on the Internet" nerve, so I apologise in advance. There are apparently only 12 Canadian Emmy award nominees, and once you rule out the ones who already have Emmys (and the women), there's only really one left. Now, I could be wrong, but if I'm not, then tell Craig congratulations from me (nerdy Internet rando that I am...). (Also, if you genuinely have a problem with this, then I will delete it, but it really wasn't that difficult to find.)
CarInAVet
Dude... You could just not. Or at least not publicly post what you find.
HandsomePenguin
"Oh hey op, I know in your post you said you werent going to id yourself for privacy reasons, so I went ahead and did it for you!"
majortool
He's not Canadian. I am.
Tarmaccian
New project: find a non-Canadian nominee with a Canadian sibling.
swofromtherock
You're coming off as quite bitter...
lackinglife
You should repeatedly try and steal it every time you visit and see how long it takes him to notice it in the background of a FaceTime or something
unluckyandbored
Nah, don't steal it. Just move it to a different room of the house and try to do it without him catching on.
SheepySleepySmuggler
Steal it and have a post it note saying "best brother of an Emmy award winner". If he says anything, say this is clearly yours and point at the post it note.
EverNotRelevant
Better yet, make a duplicate for display and then simply hide the original in brother's own home.
ShinksAvoHazaar
3D print increasingly slightly smaller sized ones but make them the same weight, eventually both the real and fake one will seem off somehow
EroticZombiePants
Every time you visit, move it over slightly as well.
daguq
How does one steal a nomination?
Animorphs
Max stealth and pick pocket
Astramancer
You bribe the judges.
haki23
I had a girlfriend with a really big purse. We stole a Cadillac once
TrentonTye
I got nominated for one of the Propmaster's awards in LA. Even to be noticed, much less nominated is a huge thing for us peons. Good for him. You leave his award alone! :)
seenunseen
Is he a minor tool in the show?
Eidodk
He might be a Hack
majortool
🤪🤘
OctaviaMinor
Bob's Burgers?
NoNoNodontstoparockin
Bob's Burgers? As in "what is Bob's Burgers?" Or, "Bob's Burger, really?"
Seethreepeeoh
My sister probably has an Emmy. I don’t know, but it’s the exactly the kind of shit she would do. Fuckin siblings. And their fuckin achievements.
RedTailedHawk
My sister has a PhD in radio astronomy. I put on my underwear this morning without falling down.
langri
Well aren't you fancy with your "I have clean underwear" accomplishment! 😁
Emberskyes
No one said they were clean.
lurkyloos
All my living siblings have advanced degrees except me. Scapegoats unite!
thericfactor
Dude same with my siblings. But who does everyone in the family come to when they have problems? Me of course. Half the time it’s just reading comprehension issues and I’m amazed they got their degrees.
lurkyloos
Same. My siblings are not book smart, just good at manipulating others. I don’t help them anymore
albaboss
Same. I’m the only one without a doctorate. Im the poorest but I’m also the happiest. Go figure!
DWolf
Both brothers got their PhDs in the sciences the year I got my MA in journalism. Older brother also got a JD, so he's a patent attorney.
All three of my siblings make six figures. I'm looking for work. I'm hoping something I applied for yesterday comes through. It's not six figures, but it look fun.
Kimmykix
Executive Producer Steven Davis for Bobs Burgers? Congrats to him. (OP Literally posted his full name 2 days ago, so not hard to google the last name)
Shaows
Better that Steven Davis than Musk's Steve Davis.
FleaTron
Thats a picture of Johnathan Davis, lead singer of Korn. He got married like a week ago
majortool
ohhhhhhhhhh. Yeah. Wish I were related to Jonathan Davis. loool
FleaTron
I scoured your posts thinking "nah, that cant be the real Johnathan davis on imgur. But maybe? Nah... but maybe?"
majortool
I don't know who that is, but I do love Bob's Burgers.
NoNoNodontstoparockin
Did you know there is a Bob's Burger cook book out there with episode specific recipes ?