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A photo from my brother's deployment in Afghanistan.
Dec 20, 2012 10:44 AM
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Dinosounds
I'm a straight and taken male, but those two men are gorgeous.
cnsmith
I see words... wait nope. I just see two brave and delicious men.
sheel303
Holy moley my pants just exploded.
bananakitty
My god those are handsome men.
Tarracuda
10/10 would have their spawn and then re-spawn some more.
whoisnorthdakota
This comment wins. Even if it doesn't get top comment, you win. Tarracudos to you.
thatsmyprivatesquare
Hmmmmm, I swear I was JUST wearing panties!!
sassiswhatIaimfor
http://imgur.com/D7blE
atrickissomethingawhoredoesformoney
Hahah, this was one of my favorite episodes to date. This gif is a winner.
cangrl75
Holy Hell these are two of the hottest servicemen EVER. I would gladly be stranded in the desert in a tent with these two. YUMYUM
Whitperr
I didn't realize there could be so much beauty in one picture
NoiceSmart
Holy crap those two men are freakin gorgeous. Also,
NoiceSmart
UGH stupid enter button. I was going to say, also, I have to wonder what's back there. It loses all its merit in 2 pieces. Sigh.
Iamnotverygoodatpickingoutusernames
Wow. They are beautiful. And manly. Thank you OP!
NeverGoFullDerp
But do 12 year olds call you a fag and tell you they banged your mom?
ImSeriouslyTiredOfTryingToPickAName
*bang your goat (they're in Afghanistan after all)
swellfie
The validity of this statement is absolute.
CanadianBaconOhYeah
GUY ON THE LEFT!!! CAPS BECAUSE OF HOW SERIOUSLY SEXY HE IS!!! gahhh
promisegregory
...The things id do to him...
RecreationalParks
theyre both ridiculously attractive.
PeanutButterMyNoodlesAreShowing
I KNOW RIGHT! I WAS GONNA COMMENT ABOUT HIM IN ALL CAPS BUT YOU WERE ALREADY ON IT. HAHA -ON IT! Oh lord...
PreviouslyKnownAsiHaveAnExtremelyLargeUsernameSoThatiStandOut
AHHHH YOU TOO? GAWD.
PeanutButterMyNoodlesAreShowing
HOLY GOD HE GOT ME AGAIN TODAY. I SWEAR TO GOD IM DOWNLOADING THIS I DONT EVEN CARE!!! OH GOD..
imdoinglaundryrightmeow
ovaries. exploding.
EmyB
i was sure i was wearing panties before this post...
kellykelly24
ridiculously photogenic soldiers
canadianbunnyeh
BOOM, pregnant!
littlemissshutterbeer
I cant. Stop. Looking. At. Them.
Whenwasthelasttimeweplayednightcrawlers
Guy on left. His left hand. Wish that was me.
wannaseemygulch
so.beautiful
HockeyOnImgurMakesMeHappy
Gorgeous. So unbelievably gorgeous.
littlemissshutterbeer
I imagine sparkles on the other guy's smile. :D
Lambpasty
"Shit, I'm going to need my emergency vulva" - girls who are looking at this image.
ihavethepower
Um???? - All men on Imgur
ChiefDancingMonkey
VforVagina
Mine exploded, it was pretty horrific. Mucus and bits of vagina everywhere
notarealdoctor
Do you not carry a spare? Tsk.
VforVagina
I usually have one in my purse but i guess i'm a little short on them. Ill have to pop to the vulva store
elzorroloco
Oh goodness, you gave me quite the hearty laugh. Also, EEEEEWWWWWW!!!
Imghurrr
lmao.. man that was a disgusting comment but oh so good
mrmcspicy
you know that this girl is a keeper..
Nathanfake
panties flying all over the place...
champagnebender
yup.
Brixton
So...many...inappropriate thoughts...
CallMeBarbieOneMoreTimeAndYouDie
http://i.qkme.me/3rkrzi.jpg
bugbug23
Next baby boom is due to these two.
Scrumdiddlyumptious
Damn it, not again, this panty disappearance thing is getting expensive.
NoiceSmart
this.
lilymp3
Panties, pants, bra... ALL OF IT GOES!
WackoWizard
i want the gun/knife shoulder holster combo. so awesome.
jacrabbitt
I only somewhat understood the Emma Watson posts until now... now I understand completely.
Volcanuz
Only in Australia ;)
IonlyImguratnite
Pantiocalypse
derpderpeverywhere
Soooo...I'm going out on a limb and saying that all soldiers are amazingly hot!!!
OMGpandATTACK
As an Air Force girl, lol... no, not *all*. I've seen my fair share of creepers, weirdos, and just not-hot dudes in all branches.
bbernie13
Except you get home and you aren't in uniform and serving in the military actually doesn't get you laid.
MYrealNameisAdamPowers
I here that brother. Especially the city around base...they hate military
IlessthanthreeDisney
Mine were already off...but now I have an excuse!
Nathanfake
pics or it never happened ;-)
IlessthanthreeDisney
hahaha Im more of a if you want it, you have to work for it kinda gal ;)
Nathanfake
go on....
iendandubegin
I love Nathan Fake!
KeepItLoki
Dammit! Mine has disappeared. I just bought this pair, too!
Nathanfake
it's for a good cause - i guess
MisterWho
I will help you find it. Let's start by looking in the place you had it last.
SweetGandhisTittySprinkles
OH look, i'm going to have to use my tongue and feel my way round...
luckycharms4life
I stalked one of them (guy on left) on Reddit a bit... annnnddd he likes sci-fi and fantasy. As a book nerd, excitement is now OVER 9000!
l3xth353x
Get it woman!
Jackie0
*Swoon*
Valladin
Oh lawd... SMH
eatcakealone
...and I thought I was a stalker. tell me his name now!
luckycharms4life
I'm starting to feel like a creeper about this now. I didn't really *stalk* just clicked a link. :-\
eatcakealone
that's how it always starts... I just clicked a link and next thing you know I'm deep into the world of /spacedicks
luckycharms4life
It's not THAT stalky. He's the first comment on reddit. http://www.reddit.com/user/smile_soldier
nextquestionn
:D
eatcakealone
I totally found that out post writing this and then giggled to myself and stalked him.
itsjustarugbro
Woman after my own heart
tinybutfierce
He just became even sexier, which I didn't think was possible. Why do you torture me like this?!?!
luckycharms4life
Why do I torture me like this? He named the Mistborn Trilogy as a favorite... sigh.
tinybutfierce
Any mention of Firefly or the Dresden Files? If so, he'd have my heart forever
luckycharms4life
Not that I noticed... that would be too much, too much.
tinybutfierce
Agreed.
rhondy
really? bc i think i just spawned something
gelias
Good God, they're beautiful!
QwertyMcGiblets
+1 for Aussie soldiers putting sign upside down for them and right side up for us.
yadangus
Zoom...thank you.
iDoubtYourCommitmentToSparkleMotion
I was... they... nice sign for the... DEAR GOD TAKE MY UTERUS!!!
ImVeronicaCorningstone
my thoughts exactly
VLeebattin0107
For the love of God it's hot in Afghanistan take of your shirts, you'll get heat stroke!
llli
Best comment. Heheheh.
GoodGirlImgurian
Yes! and let me put come sunscreen on you.... might as well take the pants off too, you never know where the sun might get you :)
Kamuri
That's great! Thanks to you two and a +1
zxmeiji
Those are polyester shirts that are designed to wick away moisture and keep your temp regulated even when wet. check out at the patagonia r1
deliriumisdelight
Aaaand Captain Oblivious strikes again.
fumble
As a girl: I know there are words on that sign, but all I can make out is the two godly specimens in front of it.
Solkir
too bad the one on the left is gay
NotAmused1001
I might just save this. Later, I'll play "Where's Waldo" to find that pesky sign.
FireIsTheCleanser
I enjoy the position of the hand of the stunning gentleman on the left.
WookieJebus
As a straight male... I can't believe I agree
twelfthfantasy
I always feel like people should be more specific about what sort of god they mean, when they say things like this.
fumble
Definitely Adonis.
Jibzyjibz
as a gay man, the same thing happen to me !
CaptainFubs
I'm enlisting lol
ultimatew
as a guy I would have giving you a 100 upvotes if possible, here is one for making me laugh.
FrecklesIRL
Nothing quite like an armed man in a uniform. It's what kept me in the Army for 8 years. *swoon*
Rainbowfight
I can't even move my mouth right now... It's jammed open
tinybutfierce
What sign? Too distracted by the hotness
jabbathebutt
I'd let them spawn me anytime, if you know what I mean!
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Come to Australia. We have Kangaroos, koalas, bonza hunks, and hardly any shark attacks any more.
Neenaabee
theres a sign?
Bloax
Must be a sign. For what, however - is for you to guess.
HockeyOnImgurMakesMeHappy
Apparently.
iwanttopetyourdoggo
as a girl who feels the same way. upvotes to all :)
TheMedusaCascade
That's it. I'm pantiless.
LongLiveTheQuuen
There were words?
TurdunkenLunchin
Plot twist: Godly specimens are gay~
fumble
In that case, I volunteer to be their queer dear.
iamnazgul
Oh my god RIGHT?! I just keep staring!
balthcat
I was thinking the same thing until I realized that the one on the right stole some of the head-size from the guy on the left.
proxster
The guy on the left is muscular
balthcat
And it makes his head look tiny. (He still outscores me, for sure, but it's true.)
MeowAnna
I have a ladyboner.
ipetdoggos
THERE'S A ZOOM GUYS! THERE'S A ZOOM!!!
FireIsTheCleanser
Best news I've heard all day.
aliceinneverwhere
Oh my god you are brilliant. fuck. my day is now made. THANK YOU
Prin
I strongly agree.
wannaseemygulch
words don't matter anymore
thirstyfishie
soooooooo hott...want to touch the hiney.
kittensmakemesquee
100%. I just pelvically thrusted while whispering "pew pew".
tinybutfierce
Read this comment and now I can't stop giggling...
radioheadobsezed
roflcopter.
Kittendoodles
This made me laugh out loud. Thanks :)
kittensmakemesquee
You're welcome :)
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
They're all I can make out and all I want to make out with
llli
Usually apathetic when there's pictures of "attractive" males. But dear god, they are magnificent.
Melsy
Yes, this comment.
robertomas
As a straight dude, I wouldn't ask and I wouldn't tell
BoromirOfTheWhiteTower
Wouldn't that be rape?
BoromirOfTheWhiteTower
Don't really know why I got downvoted. I just made a joke about the 'wouldn't ask part'. As in, he wouldn't ask permission for... you know.
nobodyknowsimadog
You said "rape", dude. Everyone probably just saw this "efsddigweifesgsRAPEfdvfkgfbgsdvnodfignwinv." Even though your comment was hilarious.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Really? I would fucking brag all over the place about hitting that.
fourthdimension
Hahaha you get my upvote, this is my favorite comment
DrShoe
Heh... wait...WHAT?!
Lambpasty
I'm can't be 100% sure, but I believe he's implying experimentation with homosexual love-making. Probably not for science, though.
Illyric
*me've
Lambpasty
I*. Dammit.
RandomKnowledgeNugget
This guy has the general idea.
HockeyOnImgurMakesMeHappy
Haahahaha oh my God... hahaha.