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harold
dolphin_cock
reddit_circlejerk
dolphin_sex
youdontsurf
masterpiece_theatre
PoopholeAintALoophole
Holy shit. That is all.
HEIS3NBERG
v
aggressivecuddles
i think this post is on bath salts
GentlemanBart
I don't know it seems like sea salt to me, It's ok I'll let myself out now...
DethKap
+1 for making me chuckle.
rdpi
SHUTTERSTOCK
Drlakata
I need an adult. But not Harold.
Gillm09
Or creepy sailor-God
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
this is the stupidest thing ive laughed at all day
FunkyH
THIS IS WHY I IMGUR. YES IT'S A GODDAMN VERB NOW.
ThatDontMakeNoSense
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Here I am, in my crowded office, laughing uncontrollably like a little schoolgirl at the most nonsensical thing I've seen in a long time.
OrangesAreVile
I'm so confused right now, I feel robbed of time but at the same time I'm enjoying this...
VanGlori0us
I don't... what? I'm so confused. Lol
GeoLee
What just happened? Lol
shwaddd
Oh Harold! What shenanigans will he get up to next?!
littleb1ackbird
getthismanabeer
makingitoutalive
Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but im on bathsalts... your face looka tasty (stolen from my cousin but totally relevant here)
hernamewasham
Your cousin is mc chris?
Never heard it before she popped pff with it, but heard of.mc chris
ilikestalemarshmallows
That was a wild ride
geiokami
Googled dolphin cock. I'm on a lost now
CapnJackSparrow
When did I get to usersub?
ilikecanteven
am I also on bath salts?
Parsonians
Wat
youraveragedeveloper
FOR ONCE I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
JeffJr
I was going to link the source off YouTube. What is with people using their phone to record the tv?
O_O... I used Google with the query: "dolphin cock filetype:gif"
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Ծ_Ծ
Gurlattherockshow
I've never seen this gif nor would it be applicable in any other situation. Consider yourself upvoted!
ColonelCain
Is... Is that Hank Hill getting raped by a dolphin?
MarcusLionheart
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GIFS OF DOLPHINS MAKING WITH THE HUMPS ON PEOPLE!!??
OddSon
You sir! To the front of the line with this comment.
ChaosLierLen637
Shit like this is why I'm glad I didn't give up Imgur for a New Year's resolution.
LeonSeie
Bwaha!
jazzrn
NSFW:
And yes, it's exactly what you think it is.
And yes, it's exactly what you think it is. Even... Even though I'm not sure what I think it is.
ShamrockFury
Why am I laughing?
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TheCharacterLimitInUserNamesIsALargeNumberAndIWillAbuseThatFact
I think that comment belongs in the ''no context'' subreddit.
Ktlynksdy
Reader expects dolphin porn, gets Harold instead. Can't be mad about that.
seauton
We all know how much you like dolphins Shamrock
Katietang
Dolphin cocks?
ramkanwar55
DolphincockDolphincockDolphincockDolphincock
DontLoseYourWay
Because it's funny?
CoopDaWoop
miami
sɥnʇʇǝɹsʇoɔʞ
mrstevie
its hilarious!
thesplashingblumpkins
Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar
chemistrydoc
Stock image watermarks are annoying in every case except Harold. With Harold it is comforting. We are here for you Harold like the watermark
arealapple
They are the whole point
sockbuns
I need Harold to come out and post a picture without a watermark on imgur anyway. This man needs a meme pls
SwagMasterofSwagLand
He's dead...
ThatKasteel
Say it isn't so. SAY IT ISNT SO.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
In Harold We Trust
Frankie91
I hope this dude finds out how popular he is.
OGFZ
blackletum
harold is love. harold is life
ANGRYBATMAN
http://imgur.com/y4qTbOM
SerythValker
RonFucknSwanson
Better than Hemingway.
whohasseenthewind
what in thy holy fuck
TheFlyingScottsman
Dear diary, today I saw some dank dolphin cock, alas I am still without a piece of it.
IrrelevantGIF
sianmink
Oh god no
floowalnut
What are those?
TwitchOtyolf
Did he eat whatever they were giving him.. or did he throw up and eat both?
bruudwin
iThat was, awesome!
JesstheRabbit
That was, awful.
ElvisPretzel
Here... just, just take my upvote
kivalo
As a 911 dispatcher, no one ever answers a 911 call with "what is your emergency". Never ever.
thefatlonelyjew
yes they do
Then they're doing it wrong.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
I accidentally dialed 911 as a teenager. Before panicking and hanging up, I'm ALMOST sure I heard "911, what is your emergency?"
If the first question is anything but "what is the address of your emergency" then the dispatcher needs retraining.
shutterstock
What do they say?
Artefact
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency"
fauxglove
"You'd best have a damn good reason for interrupting me, you fucked a ballin game of minesweeper."
"911, what is the ADDRESS OF YOUR EMERGENCY" location location location. Who gives a fuck whats going on if you don't even know where it is.
hooray4dolphins
I'm relevant and terrified.
arrybear
Was hoping your username was DolphinCock.
https://outoftheteakcloset.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/apr282012.gif
jval
dolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincock
Chunderstorm
Homestar Runner is always relevant, don't worry.
I feel like we would be friends in real life.
I'd have to agree. :)
BANANAFLAKE
Hello relevant and terrified, I'm dad.
halvy
Quickly, get a groin protector and attach it to your body with scalding hot glue to protect yourself!
no.
MrBananaFingers
I went forward, then came back.
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
you been relefied!
vaginaengineer
Read the comment before the username, expected dolphincock. Now I'm disappointed.
Otterbotanical
Here you go, you're welcome: http://usvsth3m.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/3uae7Z0.jpg
Oh, and I found you a matching set! http://deepseanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Screen-Shot-2013-02-13-at-1.30.58-PM.png
spacemany0
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Hooray4 dolphins... now show us your cock (please don't)!!
jmnofilter
Dooooo eetttt
I'm a girl. I have no cock to show.
1Rogue
"here you can borrow mine"
AUsernameNotTaken
Well, if you lived on a chicken farm you might.
psychopsychopsychologist
Far more relevant when I read that as horny4dolphins...
AdorableEvil
Step one: dress up as a dead fish. Step two: lie down on the pool floor.
TubbzMcgee
A bit of my soul just died. Thanks.
I read it as horny4dolphins as well. I'm sorry, not sorry. Have piece of my kit... DOLPHIN COCK!
NAVYCMAN
Yup. I thought it was horny4dolphins as well.
Another bit of my soul just died. I did laugh, though.
Worth it.
PoopholeAintALoophole
Holy shit. That is all.
HEIS3NBERG
aggressivecuddles
i think this post is on bath salts
GentlemanBart
I don't know it seems like sea salt to me, It's ok I'll let myself out now...
DethKap
+1 for making me chuckle.
rdpi
SHUTTERSTOCK
Drlakata
I need an adult. But not Harold.
Gillm09
Or creepy sailor-God
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
this is the stupidest thing ive laughed at all day
FunkyH
THIS IS WHY I IMGUR. YES IT'S A GODDAMN VERB NOW.
ThatDontMakeNoSense
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Here I am, in my crowded office, laughing uncontrollably like a little schoolgirl at the most nonsensical thing I've seen in a long time.
OrangesAreVile
I'm so confused right now, I feel robbed of time but at the same time I'm enjoying this...
VanGlori0us
I don't... what? I'm so confused. Lol
GeoLee
What just happened? Lol
shwaddd
Oh Harold! What shenanigans will he get up to next?!
littleb1ackbird
getthismanabeer
makingitoutalive
Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but im on bathsalts... your face looka tasty (stolen from my cousin but totally relevant here)
hernamewasham
Your cousin is mc chris?
makingitoutalive
Never heard it before she popped pff with it, but heard of.mc chris
ilikestalemarshmallows
That was a wild ride
geiokami
Googled dolphin cock. I'm on a lost now
CapnJackSparrow
When did I get to usersub?
ilikecanteven
am I also on bath salts?
Parsonians
Wat
youraveragedeveloper
FOR ONCE I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
JeffJr
I was going to link the source off YouTube. What is with people using their phone to record the tv?
youraveragedeveloper
O_O... I used Google with the query: "dolphin cock filetype:gif"
JeffJr
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
youraveragedeveloper
Ծ_Ծ
Gurlattherockshow
I've never seen this gif nor would it be applicable in any other situation. Consider yourself upvoted!
ColonelCain
Is... Is that Hank Hill getting raped by a dolphin?
MarcusLionheart
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GIFS OF DOLPHINS MAKING WITH THE HUMPS ON PEOPLE!!??
OddSon
You sir! To the front of the line with this comment.
youraveragedeveloper
ChaosLierLen637
Shit like this is why I'm glad I didn't give up Imgur for a New Year's resolution.
LeonSeie
Bwaha!
jazzrn
NSFW:
jazzrn
And yes, it's exactly what you think it is.
youraveragedeveloper
youraveragedeveloper
And yes, it's exactly what you think it is. Even... Even though I'm not sure what I think it is.
ShamrockFury
Why am I laughing?
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TheCharacterLimitInUserNamesIsALargeNumberAndIWillAbuseThatFact
I think that comment belongs in the ''no context'' subreddit.
Ktlynksdy
Reader expects dolphin porn, gets Harold instead. Can't be mad about that.
seauton
We all know how much you like dolphins Shamrock
Katietang
Dolphin cocks?
ramkanwar55
DolphincockDolphincockDolphincockDolphincock
DontLoseYourWay
Because it's funny?
CoopDaWoop
miami
getthismanabeer
sɥnʇʇǝɹsʇoɔʞ
mrstevie
its hilarious!
thesplashingblumpkins
Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar
chemistrydoc
Stock image watermarks are annoying in every case except Harold. With Harold it is comforting. We are here for you Harold like the watermark
arealapple
They are the whole point
sockbuns
I need Harold to come out and post a picture without a watermark on imgur anyway. This man needs a meme pls
SwagMasterofSwagLand
He's dead...
ThatKasteel
Say it isn't so. SAY IT ISNT SO.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
In Harold We Trust
Frankie91
I hope this dude finds out how popular he is.
OGFZ
They are the whole point
getthismanabeer
sɥnʇʇǝɹsʇoɔʞ
blackletum
harold is love. harold is life
ANGRYBATMAN
http://imgur.com/y4qTbOM
SerythValker
RonFucknSwanson
Better than Hemingway.
whohasseenthewind
what in thy holy fuck
TheFlyingScottsman
Dear diary, today I saw some dank dolphin cock, alas I am still without a piece of it.
IrrelevantGIF
sianmink
Oh god no
floowalnut
What are those?
TwitchOtyolf
Did he eat whatever they were giving him.. or did he throw up and eat both?
bruudwin
iThat was, awesome!
JesstheRabbit
That was, awful.
ElvisPretzel
Here... just, just take my upvote
kivalo
As a 911 dispatcher, no one ever answers a 911 call with "what is your emergency". Never ever.
thefatlonelyjew
yes they do
kivalo
Then they're doing it wrong.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
I accidentally dialed 911 as a teenager. Before panicking and hanging up, I'm ALMOST sure I heard "911, what is your emergency?"
kivalo
If the first question is anything but "what is the address of your emergency" then the dispatcher needs retraining.
shutterstock
What do they say?
Artefact
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency"
fauxglove
"You'd best have a damn good reason for interrupting me, you fucked a ballin game of minesweeper."
kivalo
"911, what is the ADDRESS OF YOUR EMERGENCY" location location location. Who gives a fuck whats going on if you don't even know where it is.
hooray4dolphins
I'm relevant and terrified.
arrybear
Was hoping your username was DolphinCock.
youraveragedeveloper
https://outoftheteakcloset.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/apr282012.gif
jval
dolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincockdolphincock
Chunderstorm
Homestar Runner is always relevant, don't worry.
hooray4dolphins
I feel like we would be friends in real life.
Chunderstorm
I'd have to agree. :)
BANANAFLAKE
Hello relevant and terrified, I'm dad.
halvy
Quickly, get a groin protector and attach it to your body with scalding hot glue to protect yourself!
hooray4dolphins
no.
MrBananaFingers
I went forward, then came back.
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
you been relefied!
vaginaengineer
Read the comment before the username, expected dolphincock. Now I'm disappointed.
Otterbotanical
Here you go, you're welcome: http://usvsth3m.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/3uae7Z0.jpg
Otterbotanical
Oh, and I found you a matching set! http://deepseanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Screen-Shot-2013-02-13-at-1.30.58-PM.png
spacemany0
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Hooray4 dolphins... now show us your cock (please don't)!!
jmnofilter
Dooooo eetttt
hooray4dolphins
I'm a girl. I have no cock to show.
1Rogue
"here you can borrow mine"
AUsernameNotTaken
Well, if you lived on a chicken farm you might.
psychopsychopsychologist
Far more relevant when I read that as horny4dolphins...
AdorableEvil
Step one: dress up as a dead fish. Step two: lie down on the pool floor.
TubbzMcgee
hooray4dolphins
A bit of my soul just died. Thanks.
DaveTheMurderingHippo
I read it as horny4dolphins as well. I'm sorry, not sorry. Have piece of my kit... DOLPHIN COCK!
NAVYCMAN
Yup. I thought it was horny4dolphins as well.
AdorableEvil
hooray4dolphins
Another bit of my soul just died. I did laugh, though.
AdorableEvil
Worth it.