thefatlonelyjew

147144 pts ยท January 31, 2013


You just need to sit down with your Echo and have a heart-to-heart about each other's feelings. Tell him why you are concerned about his well-being. He's been sleeping in later and later, and you're worried he might be... depressed. Let him vent. He may need to leak a few tears of embarrassed sorrow. Then really listen to him and work together to devise a plan of action to address his needs in a positive, open, and accepting environment of mutual trust and devotion. Give him a hug. Then kick the shit out of his quarter panel, remind him that he's just a soul-less piece of shit commuter beater, that he's easily replaceable, that you were never really that into him anyway, and that you've got your eye on that hotty Yaris at Big Al's Toyota-Buick-Yugo.

Gilbert the African dwarf frog is ready to fight you

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test dump numba one

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she was a dumping queen, only 17

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Don't text and drive. I did.

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dump 8

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dump 4 ya

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I designed and 3D printed a wooden heart that clips onto my stethoscope

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dumpday the 13th

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real actual dump #31

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nobody likes your dumps when you're 23

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12 dumps of Christmas

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dump se7en

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here for a good time, not a long time

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dump 15: holiday "failed a job interview and feeling worthless" edition

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real actual dump #29

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got my first 3D printer running yesterday (OC)

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dumpty 9

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dump sixerino

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i move images from one website to another website for virtual internet attention PART 1

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dump the 14th

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dump 20eightteen

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thanks imgur you really know your target audience

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real actual dump #28

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I think they're just called "women", Jerry

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dumping 5ever

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Dumpele's 19

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real actual dump #24

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real actual dump #27

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dumparoos the snacks that smile back 3

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real actual dump #25

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oops I mean real actual dump #26

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For anybody who is feeling lonely today

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dump truck 1

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life is a fucking trainwreck

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concept was good, execution never lived up to its full potential

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Well guys, after a couple weeks of Civ V I just downloaded Brave New World. It's been a great run. You will be missed.

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MRW, after years of waiting tables, I get my first 'real' paycheck and realize exactly how income tax works

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I can only think of one word this could be a play on and it just doesn't scream "buy pistachios" to me

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can anyone identify this Mercedes?

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tfw upgrading my computer turns me into a monster

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Scariest moment of 2014

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my second-to-last night in Mexico, decided to catch up on some classics

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this toilet paper dispenser dispenses one sheet at a time

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posting for whiskey

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MRW I study for weeks to become a certified mechanic, get a 60% on the test, and then find out that 60% is considered enough to be a certified mechanic

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my body's reaction when it's been seven years since i last worked out

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when you told your grandma you wanted Assassin's Creed for your birthday

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when she's been dead for 400 years but says u "not her type"

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sharing some of my actual opinions

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My girlfriend and I both have cats. She made me this for Christmas. From scratch.

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6445

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MRW i'm trying to have a relaxing nap between scaring the shit out of people and somebody wakes me up

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MRW I've transformed my cameraman into a tiny balloon and he begins to drift helplessly into the upper atmosphere

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When you take that dump that doesn't quite sink to the bottom of the bowl

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untitled

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