When you shave your balls and sit on the silk cushion
38
15
1519
When someone downvotes a post because there's a watermark on it or it's low quality
-1
2
148
When you see a biker with a learner plate rev his engine and fly into the distance the second the lights change
3
1
372
When you go to pet a cat on the street and it lets you instead of running away
19
8
1030
Yeeter dinklage
4
1
507
.
40
55
1241
Ah shit I didn't think I made any changes...
18
3
603
Alice in berniesand
1
0
168
To all the advertisers on the podcasts I listen to
-1
6
159
When someone walks right behind you instead of walking into the free space on the path
21
2
872
When nobody wants to go out friday and want to do saturday instead
4
5
264
When you accidentally shout at your upstairs neighbour to shut the fuck up instead of just saying it in your head and they actually do it
110
1
5244
Can't you be alone for 5 minutes? Listen to a podcast or something
6
4
276
When old slang becomes fashionable again and you hear youths using it
5
5
326
Groundbreaking technology behind hand driers in public toilets revealed
-1
0
166
When you get onto a meme dump full of school references, complaints about parents being annoying and gay jokes
-1
2
190
.
-6
1
181
Dumps like a truck truck truck. Guys like what what what
15
5
496
MRW I see doezens of posts about the Chinese landing on the far side of the moon and no Mulan references
23
4
806
Mario tennis
-6
5
247
When you change the channel to "dog the bounty hunter" but it turns out it's just "the bounty hunter"
-2
2
150
Smashing dumpkins
35
8
969
When you forget about your bread and open it after 2 weeks
-1
0
133
When you're on the train home by yourself after a 12 hour shift and there are a load of people having fun and laughing
3
1
227
When you're enjoying a nice snack and you hear someone doing that slow walk behind you
14
0
686
When you're walking behind a car and it rolls back on it's wheels
-2
0
123
When someone says Tom Holland is the hottest spiderman instead of Andrew Garfield
1
0
161
When you want to blow your nose really hard in the toilet but you can't because you don't want everyone to think you are doing coke
2
3
201
When your "spicy" dish arrives and there's no chili in it
2
2
196
When someone accidentally leaves 2 question marks on the end of an email and you have a mini heart attack
-1
0
167
Moderately offensive dump
18
17
734
Come on, own up. Which one of you was it?
13
3
3498
Americans using acronyms for states like everyone else knows what it means
1
0
217
When you hear some annoying new slang catching on
26
29
4416
When you've been chilling all day knowing you've done that thing you need to do, then realise you did it in your dream
16
0
785
When you're pretty sure you just walked into people talking about you but you're not sure
2
2
1640
Woah who just missed that penalty
0
3
188
When your bro gives you a brojob in the car and swallows all the gravy
0
6
1059
When you have to finish the parsnips before chocolate cake
1
2
1269
When someone makes you tea and also brings custard creams and bourbons
19
5
3096
Going past the yoga class at the gym
0
1
150
.
1
0
115
When the tube driver sees someone get onto the train with several heavy bags
1
2
146
When someone asks why there's no nudity on imgur
1381
224
391795
PSA
5
0
194
When you work in the same office as the women with the highest pitched voices you've ever heard doing aggressive cold calls
23
14
3561
When you talk on the tube in London
25
5
611
When you're getting ready to order the "spicy" fries and notice that the spice is paprika
4
4
235
So you think this is the worst genie?
-7
6
196
When someone arranges a conference call at 9am
17
4
583
When you go home for the first time in months and have to get rid of all the malware
0
1
151
When you press the down key browing the internet and it does something other than scrolling down
16
6
714
When you walk past the sweet shop and see all the valentines day chocolate on sale
1
1
104
Anyone else used to think they were saying "thaaaat ass"?
1
4
137
For all the people who aren't American wondering what everyone's talking about
14
6
469
When it's 2019 and someone leaves a voicemail instead of a text/whatsapp/email
-3
1
120
When you're mining through Ben and Jerry's and you hit that fine cookie dough nugget
21
5
2927