jochribra
21670
1056
39
Jan 14, 2025 4:56 PM
jochribra
21670
1056
39
CatSparkleBreaker
can they just go back to wanting to beat each other up? I think zuck has the advantage now that we've seen Elon sucks even at video games
RoboUnicornFishBalls
RayneOfSalt
FB has been very, very quick to tell the Australian government that it is "not removing fact checking for countries outside of the USA". My assumption is they are attempting to avoid the gov taking action against them.
DidgeryDrew
Elon Musk is a tool. If he were a popular dairy-based pie topping, he'd be Tool Whip.
DisgruntledFerret
I don't know enough about Zuck to know if he's having a midlife crisis. What little I do know indicates he's always been cynical and greedy.
laserfork
This is just the start. Pretty soon companies are going to see it's open-season on corruption and the only thing that matters is loyalty to the Leader. Companies and rich people will start tripping over themselves to demonstrate fealty to Trump because they will stand to make quite a lot of money getting their piece of the pie.
AzgarOgly
"The whole planet"? it is only certain people who are interested. "The whole planet" does not give a shit.
AdrianDunne
Bezos exists too.
aurifex
You are forgetting Mr bezos
nsaspyingonuranus
Evergrey
I just finished playing Horizon Forbidden West (and its expansion) and the whole thing was rather a bit too on the nose. :/
DrFlukeHawkins
It's hilarious to watch people only care...when he stopped supporting their ideals.
MeshHatMafia
lol…only care about what? It seems you really wanna defend him but missed the mark, cause this post isn’t about whatever it is you’re trying to get to.
That being said, it’s okay to change your opinion on someone once you realize how awful they are. I know that’s hard for you maga folks and Trump. Y’all just like to double on him even though his reputation gets worse. Day,after day, after day. Literally since birth
DrFlukeHawkins
Naw.. Facebook has been shit forever. But if you feel the need to make it personal and attack people online to make yourself feel better, do you buddy.
Social media is the place for you.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
"You don't care when someone minds their own business, but you hate it when they try to destabilize democracy? Pffft okay hypocrite"
DisgruntledFerret
I like that you think that it's hypocrisy to dislike bigots.
StarshipSuperTrooper
You know, most people with a mid-life crisis buy corvettes and escorts. They could have the best mid-life crisis and buy us all corvettes and escorts. Every single adult. But, no... they are going to use that money to reinvent slavery on Mars and take away healthcare.
DisgruntledFerret
Musk has no intention of actually getting us to Mars though, so there's not even an up side.
cbcd
And pretend to be good at video games.
Seandarkside
I’ll pass on the Ford Escort thank you very much, worst car I’ve ever owned. /s
Type17
"I put a pint of oil in my escort - she died..." UK standup Gary Delaney
Seandarkside
🤣🤣🤣
doobiedoobop
Yeah, but you can't let women run anything because they're too emotional and impulsive /s*
doobiedoobop
*i feel like i shouldn't need the /s, but i feel like i do
Jewdakris
I mean maybe they'll do what the last two morons in this spot did, Burr vs Hamilton
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
Tag your posts
powerrangerpl
THISISYELLING
Why? This is an image hosting site. Tags are not necessary.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Judging by the Down Vote Arrow count - you have picked up some Musky Zucc sycophants.
spookyu
Bots, there's bots everywhere on all longstanding social media. Always assume it's bots and you'll be right the majority of the time.
Mountons
I see about 30 "retards" as musky would call them if he wasn't one himself.
SmartAverageBear
Zucc has sycophants?!
PathologicalLier
Zuccophants
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
That still only counts as one!
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
I feel dwarfed by your presence.
DeVermisMysteriis
CyrilConnolly
L4dead2
TheMightyMollusk
lackinglife
I don't think zucks having a crisis. He's just a weird dude who's been off in his weird corner but had to come out and suck up to the incredibly petty man who could destroy his business.
Musk though, yes that's a crisis.
pareidoliaperson
IIRC (and if whether it happened irl) in the movie The Social Network (2010) his now wife told him he's a nice guy if he stopped being asshole and then later proceeded dating him. I wonder if she still refuses to see the red flags.
MerryXMan
It’s pretty clear to me that one of the key scapegoats under the new regime will be lgbt+ groups. There are obviously others but that’s one I keep seeing raised during the LA fires. People need to be alert to what laws the new government passes, if they start to pass laws that single out groups and take away rights, if you are in that group you need to give serious consideration to leaving the country if you can.
doctorId
It feels like Zucc was unpopular with women in college and ever since then he's been making it everyone else's problem.
TheNoggle
Thank you for actually seeing it for what it is; people kissing the ring. Facebook and Google are the two tech giants currently on the chopping block who orange man can easily save or chop up. Everyone else is in a turbulent time to his whims, but those two are actively on the edge right now.
gpixelVillain
Both evil
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
Nah he could have sucked up by just donating money. Those terms of service changes were TARGETED
chefsoda
Those terms of service were shocking. I would have doubted they were real, if they hadn’t been verified
Eomund521
Dude? I didn't think he was human
anerdwithaknife
I'm willing to die on the hill that "dude" is both gender and species neutral..
Eomund521
I'm down with gender. I can get behind species. But that mother fucker is a robot 😂
anerdwithaknife
Haha, fair enough! I'm advocating gender neutrality because nothing beats saying "Dude." when you need to convey being disappointedly impressed by their poor choices. And I'm advocating for species neutrality because I call my dog dude (often in the mentioned context..).
But I don't actually feel it needs to apply to machines, so I guess Zuckerberg can be considered not a Dude without it compromising my core values. XD
xj4low
FB does have a major trial against the government coming up.
LankyBastard
Nah. Listen to the Behind the Bastards episode on Zuck.
SursieMetzger
I was literally thinking about how Zuck is one of the more reclusive billionaires because it’s almost as if he doesn’t know how to be a person. You’ll hear SO MUCH about him but never see him. Then he crawls out of his hole and we suddenly remember why it’s a good thing he stays down there…
lackinglife
It's kind of funny the guy who got rich of off social networking gives zero fucks about socializing. He never fell into the trap of being rich and with a desire to be liked while being a terrible person.
He took his money and just jetted off to do his hobbies showing up when he has to like the unsocial kid at the family gathering.
Meanwhile musk and trump have reached the "like me or else" stage
mikeatike
Not even really funny, that's the point. Facebook is the social media for people that can't socialize.
SursieMetzger
And Musk has LITERALLY made it impossible to ignore him online because you can’t block Twitter users now, he claimed it was so people could see when others who’d blocked them had said slanderous things etc but no it’s so HE could see who was talking shit about him and no one could ignore what he said as easily. Musk has especially wormed his way into too many facets of our lives. If Trump hadn’t gotten involved in politics, I HIGHLY doubt he’d be such a big deal. Musk was unavoidable I fear.
vegivamp
Why wouldn't you be able to block Twitter users? Just get the fuck out of there, you should've done it two years ago.
SursieMetzger
I’ve never had Twitter so I can’t say what makes people stay at all but He took away people’s ability to block months ago. It was pretty big news.