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JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Oh, but he's a GODLY man, you see. Jfc.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
509tigerfish
He looks like a cross between Nigel Farage and a "tommy talker"
demonmike777
Judging by the teeth, is his political affiliation Translyvanian?
DongleDingler
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Eiladar
What is with those teeth? Is his human skin suit the wrong size?
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
An official investigation into serial murder would not care who owns the property, they just need a warrant. Problem is this would be an fbi case and the fbi isn't going to do that, not under this administration. I just hope this guy doesn't fuck with the evidence in the tike it takes.
spream
Inbred ass mfer
Clockworkdancerobot
"It's... My... Preciousssss.."
TheDreadPirateMontoya
He does look a lot like Bilbo when he's trying to get the ring back from Frodo.
Shawnofavitch
Hell they oughta dig that place up on Hannibal lecter looks alone.
powerwagondontcare
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redditmcredditface
Sebastopol140
joepineapplesindrag
T1nkerHell
This is what I pictured if dehydrated watermelon was a person.
Max1mumEff0rt
How in the blue fuck did the Universe allow these people to gain so much wealth?
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
It’s much easier to gather wealth if one has literally no morals or integrity, and doesn’t care who they hurt or what it takes. Things that would stop us, just excite and make them willing to do real evil acts like they get off on every sinful, vile, disgusting, hateful thing that they get to do. That’s the difference I suppose, who and what are you willing to crush to acquire wealth? Are you willing to give up everything, including your soul? It seems they were, and did!
SkinnyQueenTrixie
What in the ventriloquist dummy come to life...
bro02tc
He looks like hes been doing unspeakable things with the dead bodies
TrilithonStone
BUT HE'S "CHRISTIAN"!
OregonComputerGuy
I wouldn't buy a used car from him, nor give him trust in other matters
AgnostosQue
I am confused. Plenty of times I've seen people here telling never to let the cops in. Why is this any different? Let the police get a warrant and search his property.
Jarodamus
Apparently there is no formal investigation. @OP is full of shit.
Sensiblyinteresting
Huh? When did I say there was an investigation? This guy eats babies
Jarodamus
You said he was obstructing.
Dracology
I'm confused.... How exactly is he managing to obstruct it? Last I checked if there was a reasonable suspecion that a crime or evidence of a crime was somewhere you could.... obtain judicial permission to just go in there and check? Like you're telling me the cops can tear up your house if they heard you got drugs stashed somewhere but if DoJ docs suggest there are bodies in your backyard welp nothing the law can do about that?
Jarodamus
I wish imgur hated bull shit as much as they do AI.
Zedrapazia
With the power of ✨bribery ✨, everything is possible.
calenti
Because he can afford to, financially and politically. Like Andrew did for a long time. Maybe his resources will run out as well when he is of no further use.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
ICE can go door to door to look for immigrants but scanning property? That is too far of an overreach in a murder investigation of
Munchman347
'door to door looking for poor people.' The fat pedo and his VP's wife would both be sent to a concentration camp if they weren't aligned with the rich and powerful...
nosnowyno
Ruhig
Like a haunted pumpkin.
sme2812
They look so young after eating the babies
Sensiblyinteresting
This is literally a demon wearing a human meat suit. It's not even a good disguise and his followers fall for it
itshairtime1234360
And especially when he talks i swear his teeth sharpen and has that hall mark im a evil religeous zealot cadence that we give cartoony villains
firlefranz
kimwimgoddess
LIzard eyes
firlefranz
Tjitso
Isn't that what warrants are for? I mean if he doesn't want to cooperate
Mazzz96
He looks like a friendly fella.....that has never eaten a baby
enderite
joepineapplesindrag
Yo what's this from, please?
filteredcontextmeme
Longlegs lol creepy af movie
joepineapplesindrag
So hey, cheers for the reference but I went and IMBD'd this and is that, is (soz for the spoiler fellow readers) is that Nic fckn Cage in that pic?
filteredcontextmeme
It’s on Hulu btw
HashMaster9k
filteredcontextmeme
It is lol watch the movie
beneaththewillowtree
That’s the guy from Tales from the crypt
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Oh my god that's it! I was wondering why he looked so familiar and that's absolutely it! He's Smeagol and Crypt Keeper's butt baby love child!
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
ReallyOG
His affiliation appears to be with kids
NonPoliticalChimpanzee
He definitely knows what human meat tastes like
distis785
This came to my mind.
Willk95
He lookalike Sméagol short after finding the Ring
xj4low
His family is running for office in Texas. Of course he is corrupt.
joshuasplinth
This is the answer.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
Bro the Cryptkeeper has more morals than any Republican.
drw16
THANK YOU. first impulse was "you keep the cryptkeeper's name outcha goddamn mouf." fucker's scary, but above board
theInternetismyplayground
A horny dog at a Ms lovely legs contest still has better morals than your average republican!
ReallyOG
Look, Vlad the Fucking Impaler is starting to look kind of reasonable compared to the orange pedo
LogicalLimes
lol and he strongly believes in holding folks accountable too.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
Oh man I can only imagine the Tale from the Crypt he'd have about the Republican party of the United States.
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
why does he look like he eats young people?
canadianreserve
Eating young people? Is this some weird blood libel thing?
JustAPileOfCats
Probably does, for the adrenochrome or some shit like that.
tw1st3dm3ttl3
This one actually mentions S. Riley, as well as films, & "graveyards filled with missing kids... I'm not talking about just trafficking"
/gallery/stumbled-across-this-tidbit-about-epstein-cover-up-gI2Z9QI
I'll add Johnson delayed swearing in Adelita Grijalva for 50 days...
genericanamoly
After having four daughters, I realized how fucking creepy old white men can be. I mean look at Kenneth Coppeland, Trump, the above pic, and another fucker at circle k etc. I also noted my daughters reactions to these men and without even knowing these men personally. Their look alone screams creep. Maybe the face really does show a person's inside being. Its weird.
StellarJay77
When you know what to look for there are always signs about who's a predator. Body language is the one thing most people cannot consciously control. Another sign is lack of personal self care. Predators don't usually concern themselves too greatly with personal hygiene and any sort of long term consistent self improvement. It's enough to just have a semi decent facade that isn't much more than surface level aesthetics.
Swedishbouldering
After following the news for the past year I now realize that monsters and creeps are 1: Not limited to one gender 2: Are disproportionately rich and influential. 3: There will be no repercussions against the majority of American suspects.
Jmarie453
As a female, it's definitely in the eyes and it is harder to tell in person.
A normal happy human smile engages the EYES.
(Medical exceptions)
You have daughters, so you've seen the "not happy glare + fake smile" before.
It is like that, but all the time. No crow's foot engagement, just the mouth.
Psychosis eyes are usually open wider to 'follow their prey', because they are watching you for queues on how to move their face next.
i.e. not "squinty".
The smart ones can bypass this, though.
sjester42
Yeppers. My problem is the autism combined with the PTSD, gives me a blank look in the eyes and the continuous complaints of 'you never smile' make me feel like I look like this guy.... I really hope I don't... And only recently did I actually realize that it's not just a polite statement: "You can't judge a book by its cover", NT's actually can't spot these people with any degree of accuracy.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Has Coppeland had any creepy sex allegations against him? He's a manipulative conman who looks like an actual demon, but I've never heard of sex crime allegations.
genericanamoly
Fair question. Not that I am aware of no, i have not seen sexual allegations against him. As we have seen though, a lot of the rich conservative enablers are happy with being pals with pedos and voting for them. Which i believe coppeland does as far as voting goes. So either way he is pals with pedos and loves it sooo my guess is he may have done stuff but covered it. Wouldn't put shit past him.
yamsonyamsonyams
White men are the worst!
Aazimoxx
Yeah, sure, white men.
Not rapists or paedophiles, not criminal millionaires, not black rapists or Asian paedos, just white men, okay...
Do you hear yourself?
You do realise this is just as stupid as looking at a news story about a dark-skinned fellow robbing a convenience store and saying "oh yeah, those black men, they're no good!", right? The most relevant demographic that applies to these guys (OP+conspirators) is their money and the political/social circles they're in, not race.
yamsonyamsonyams
Wooosh
Im assuming you didn’t read the comment I was replying to did you? Too many words for you to take in at once?
That sucks. Must be hard for you going through life being so incredibly stupid.
bertchstudio
The eyes do
If you cover up his eyes and someone said that's the mouth of a comedic actor, you'd think sure
Cover the mouth though and he has the Erika Kirk stepford eyes
That's the sign someone's home alright, possibly several someones, but the lights are off.
QueTeValga
Tried it, you're not wrong
bertchstudio
It works even if they're standing in front of you, very handy to know on a first restaurant or bar date
There's a few things that can cause the "lights on but not really" thing but it's a VERY fair bet they're an unsafe person.
I've left a couple early because I didn't leave a few my gut said to soon enough.
And I started really realizing the shit everyone was in, when I started meeting Fortune 500 CEOs as a photojournalist.
arcticBurrito
After a few weeks in Bangkok, I caught a glimpse of how creepy old white men can be
CraftyGiant
About 2/3 as creepy as old japanese men. Which is still way too much, to be clear.
I also spent some time in Bangkok.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
I'm surprised you made it a few weeks. Just one night in Bangkok can make a hard man humble.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
Yeah, there’s…not much between despair and ecstasy. One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble…
ROGUEdenied
Donald Huffines bought the ranch in 2023. Recent reports have highlighted calls to investigate rumors of bodies buried on this property, with New Mexico officials noting that, because it is now private property, they face challenges in launching a full investigation. That is complete BULLSHIT! If a murder possibly took place Private or not. He is part of it.
afterdarkart
Amazing how if the person isn't a POC or LGBTQ+ suddenly evidence is an issue.
ShinksAvoHazaar
Accomplice after the fact? Is that the phrasing?
chewmaca2
They should use their own logic of "we should have to get a warrant everytime" when kidnapping Americans. /s
ROGUEdenied
GOOD NEWS! New Mexico’s Department of Justice said on Wednesday the state was investigating an allegation, which emerged from documents released by the U.S. Department of Justice, that the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein ordered the bodies of two foreign girls buried outside his remote New Mexico ranch.
Grapeape2000
Easy, just call in that illegal immigrants are living in an underground bunker there.
Meowsma
Had to look him up to see if it was the same guy who owns a bunch of car dealerships here in Dallas and ran for Governor a little while back and, yup, the very same.
mesquiteTex
Failed at that, so running for comptroller. Clearly doesn’t understand the necessities of the job cause it definitely doesn’t involve “getting rid of DEI in schools”.
potatoispeople
So... We can just murder on private property and get away with it?
MySpareAccount
No, if you're one of the little people. One of the ones that the law binds, but does not protect.
SecretlyASquirrel
if you bury them on it you can try and claim a tax exemption as its now a cemetery
bertchstudio
The nearest university can radar it from the air, they don't even need to set foot on it to see them anymore, unless he poured a lead fucking floor which would be suspicious in it's own right
CraftyGiant
nah, ground penatrating radar does need to be closed to the ground.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
I just saw something from the files about there being the body of a girl on the 19th hole of one of trump’s golf courses. WTAF aren’t these being investigated?!?! I get that the DOJ won’t do it but what about local LEOs!
forreference
A judge would need a credible piece of evidence implicating a living person of having committed a crime on the property. If only someone had some surveillance footage I'm sure there would be something but alas there is none.
CraftyGiant
that living person part is horseshit.
ImAGrower
Ok. May be different in his state. But I have e literally had a relative buy a house that two years later because the previous own was arrested for attempted murder. They very easily got a warrant unknowingly to my relative and showed up one day to dig a bunch of holes around. Nothing my relative could do. Think this would also be the case here. It's most likely the Kudges and such around there are corrupt and bought out by Republicans.
Poppypoppoppop
So no problem murdering US citizen on the street, or invading a foreign country and kidnap their President. But entering private property to dig up corpses is where you draw the line?
rukeman
You're expecting logic and honesty where there is none.
MsAnnVeal
It's fine if they are poor and or brown
Gibleteousjack
Just tell ICE there's brown people hiding under it and I bet they crack it open by EOD.
TeamSpicyTacos
His son works in the White House right now
SiameseDream
JFC. There is no bottom to this. The Whitehouse is being run by bunch of criminals and a senile, demented, buffoon at the top.
notreallyaclevername
Something fucked that thing and then decided to bring the offspring to term??
TeamSpicyTacos
Some wouldn't reproduce without the benefit of the patriarchy
TeamSpicyTacos
It seems so
YoureWaifuAShit
it's weird how money makes people do weird shit, huh
ROGUEdenied
Well once they get enough it is like a checklist for them. They do all the legal shit that they could not afford before, then when that is boring, they start with the illegal shit that they can get away with then it gets weird, and they want to see what a humans taste like cooked.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
He in the files?
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myeyesthegogglesdonothing
Well that escalated completely unnecessarily...
idiotsonfire
Every billionaire is in the files.
homoerection
Is Warren Buffet in the list?
idiotsonfire
Almost certainly. We don't know, given how many of the names got redacted by the Pedo in Chief, though.
phalanxausage
The property is
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
The point of the question is, is this guy named and thus may it be an intentional coverup
ROGUEdenied
which means it needs to be investigated.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
IS. IS this guy named.
Literally no one has answered yet. :|
crazyspelling
I mean, I think it's still just a fucking run of the mill search warrant. "Hey judge, can we go do a bunch of ground penetrating radar at Epstein's ranch?" "Yes." Is there some requirement that there be a formal investigation launched first or something?
HeShallKnowYourWaysAsIfBornToThem
Probable cause required for judicial warrant.
butcherfan0301
But not administrative warrants which ICE had a hard on about. If they can use those to break down people's doors surely we can use them for some simple radar searches.
Tarmaccian
There is a requirement to have more than “rumors” to search private property. There’d have to be some kind of probable cause, which would likely be the focus of an investigation in itself.
ROGUEdenied
At this point there is more than rumors, there is many references to dead girls and the fact that so many are missing is more than rumors
Nathanyel
Since when do US police care about proper use of "probable cause"?
anender
When the people they're investigating are rich enough to have lawyers.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
Seems like being in the Epstein files should be reason enough, it’s not like they have to dig anything up.
drGrafenberg
Taking a second thought about this one - why would you think that should be enough?
ThM1ck
Having watched 100+ hours of Time Team, I'll tell you, ground penetrating radar is definitely not as acute as you think it is... plus, it will not pick up human bones.
crazyspelling
I always hope it's better than it is, damn.
drGrafenberg
And yet probably not. ”Being in the files” could at best qualify for some initial questions.
drGrafenberg
The big problem here is not what crimes that might have been perpetuated. The big problem is people feeling that if a hated person is named in the files - they should sentenced to life in prison. I get the angst and the hate, but it simply does not work that way.
Maverickaura
Does somthing being significantly in the public interest constitute probable cause?
YoureWaifuAShit
if it's the epstein files, it does.
Tarmaccian
That’s a judgement call. If there’s already enough evidence to convince an impartial person that intruding on and searching a private residence is actually a good thing, they’ll sign a document saying it’s warranted.
That’s literally why we have judges and warrants.
EnigmaticEmpress
At the same time, they're not riffling through his drawers and intruding upon his privacy. They're checking under the ground in (presumably) paddocks and shit. If the police wanted to come search the empty grass paddock out the front i wouldn't give a fuck, and I don't think it should be owed the same protections as intruding into an actual residence or even built additions like a shed, especially for a murder case.