I have to admit that if I were Magic's gyno the temptation to punch her in the cooter harder than I needed to would probably be stronger than I could resist.
She probably has what some folks would refer to as "bomb pussy" - otherwise how would she convince a personal trainer who likely typically hooks up with young hot gym babes to go with her instead, a hatchet-faced fucking psychopath?
I skimmed this and clicked to the next post RIGHT as my brain stopped buffering what I rd and actually understood what the last word was that I read.. and I came back here to say... not cool dude. That was a slap in the face of a mental image. +1 to you.
I don't hate her because she's ugly. I hate her because she's stupid, mean, dishonest, unlikable, a traitor to her country, and a horrible human being.
You genuinely think she goes to a gynecologist?… I’d imagine it’s more like whatever that occupation is you call to remove nests of snakes from sewer pipes… but yeah, even with a ten foot pole and a hazmat suit that’d be a hell of a terrible job.
...that would be pest control. And I gotta tell ya more then a few in this industry in the America's are hard right. But some like me, wouldn't touch that shit with a 63 mile pole and three other people pushing
erinaceus
marjorie taylor greene probably doesnt know what a gynecologist is.
CoarseAndSalty
I have to admit that if I were Magic's gyno the temptation to punch her in the cooter harder than I needed to would probably be stronger than I could resist.
zalurker
Why would he need a gynecologist?
RoyDMercer
Roto-Rooter??
theInfinitelyProlonged
Baalzak
Yo dawg, we heard you liked cunts...
ChristopherHallett
She probably has what some folks would refer to as "bomb pussy" - otherwise how would she convince a personal trainer who likely typically hooks up with young hot gym babes to go with her instead, a hatchet-faced fucking psychopath?
laserfrog
OP... you could have not posted this. You know you could have just not. Well, to FP now to haunt others.
ScuseMeWhileIWhipThisOut
If I had to see it, you had to see it. Sorry, not sorry.
myotherrideisyermom
Huh…. I’ve always thought she was a cunt… Never occurred to me that she had one…..
Mickazilla
Don't?
"haha I hate people" will get you nowhere.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
sadurdaynight
I skimmed this and clicked to the next post RIGHT as my brain stopped buffering what I rd and actually understood what the last word was that I read.. and I came back here to say... not cool dude. That was a slap in the face of a mental image. +1 to you.
gitguuud
Ew.
SeniorFade
Every time I see her on TV, I feel like her gynecologist since I'm seeing a real cunt at that moment
thisisjunk
Imagine having sex with her only for her to tell you about the time she caught syphilis from Trump.
Triatticus
donsterkay
Would they have to call in a dentist to assist?
13andido
SilenceIsTheMotherOfTruth
Dude! Thanks for that. *Looks for eyeball bleach*
sirava
It's her brain that's disgusting.
Subloc
The sporkfoot isn't helping.
TooRexyForMyShirt
sowasvonsowas
^ Winner! ^
NeverShaveYourDuck
I don't hate her because she's ugly. I hate her because she's stupid, mean, dishonest, unlikable, a traitor to her country, and a horrible human being.
TinyRavenFeathers
Daevram1123
CallMeMcGyver
You genuinely think she goes to a gynecologist?… I’d imagine it’s more like whatever that occupation is you call to remove nests of snakes from sewer pipes… but yeah, even with a ten foot pole and a hazmat suit that’d be a hell of a terrible job.
edasm
Animal Control.
OutlawGerman
...that would be pest control. And I gotta tell ya more then a few in this industry in the America's are hard right. But some like me, wouldn't touch that shit with a 63 mile pole and three other people pushing
SheepySleepySmuggler
A hazmat suit, one of those memory wipe things from men in black, a long pipe and remember to yell "fire in the hole"...
zoltarpanaflex
I know my Orkin service person has a weird job, but they have *limits* I know.
RandAIFlagg
To quote Thurl Ravenscroft, I'd choose the seasick crocodile
EllisTomago
i did not need that image in my head
NonstopRampage
Here's a different one then

Imagine if it looked like this down there
Jackrabbitry
Well, at least it's not as bad as thinking about the raging yeast infection she went to the poor Dr. for.
Zetor
Just after this one. Imgurers are on a roll today.
horseman05
slaitch
This reaction image is too good for this post. Which I guess is the point.
genericanamoly
Hi, stole it. Byyyyeee +1
horseman05
GIVE ME BACK MY MEME.
ralph2sam
Nobody forced them to go to veterinary school.
PurpleSquare713
Or whatever school that paleontologists came from.
redsmerf
RandAIFlagg
graehall
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
BigDaddysMeatWagon
hodaddelvecchio
I needed that! BWAHAHAHAHA!
DaveSamsonite
itsanoforme
XXXSpork
Pizza0Style0Burrito
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LeopardGecko247
Maulbert
Shewy92
You're looking in the wrong hole
SteveMND
Wow. I was about to make a joke comment of my own, but no, not needed. Our work is done here, folks. Go home, we're not beating this one.