I promise I'm not trying to eat you 

Jun 28, 2017 6:56 AM

undercovergiraffe

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dEadly WoLf sTaLks aNd tRieS tO eAt gEnTle cOw

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He likes his burgers rare

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That doggo is giving me a fright

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is actually guarding behavior of his cart thingy. He'd probably do this to any animal.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That cow is unbelievably cute.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Just the tip, I promise" -dog

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No biting just licking

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

aw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about you get in my mouth. Hey I'm talking to you don't make this weird

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are nice cats

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not now, but I'll scarf up your beefy by-products at a later date.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sensational!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Umm ... can you fucking not?" - Cow probably

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you got it lick it before you kick it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heelers like to nip at everything all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

omg! you smell just like my Rawhide chewy treat! -dog, probably

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well they DO call the treats cow's ears...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it just me or this cow is really photogenic ?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

By jove, that dog can smell steak!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cow: "really?" :|

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also cannot resist a rare steak.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hold on there doggo, wait till it's a burger

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doggo thinks: Damn, how am I gonna fit that sucker in my mouth ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stockdoggo trying her magic. The stare is called "eye" and the mouth is "grip" - tools she'll use to herd the calves with later.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Tyson vs Holyfield 3

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It seems like such a playful, slow, gentle thing... Then, suddenly, you're missing a cow!

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Or a dog.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Doggo is wondering what the big dogs taste like

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"no, it's just that I have a very dry mouth today. See?" *mlem mlem*

9 years ago | Likes 337 Dislikes 1

Cows are just big fluffy doggies that make some pretty cool noises. Cows were a very interesting part of my childhood. Go cows.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Me too, I loved to eat burgers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GO COWS!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cows chase you across the field when you are small and then use their massive heads to slam you against the fence. OK, it was just 1 cow

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Like doggies, cows can be tempermental. Perhaps the cow was having a bad dat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, her name was Dozie. Short for Bulldozer. It was her thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It always starts out like this. Then the cows manage to find a dog somewhere in one of their four stomachs.

9 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 2

How did it end up like this, it was only a *mlem*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to admit, I wasn't expecting this to be my first 100+ comment. Good old cows.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Referencing of course the impeccable sense of direction of the bovine race, which miraculously finds its head lodged in an oak sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Or, you know, the whole cow.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0