Just stand still.... just stand still... damn, I gotta pee...
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too soon?
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That's right - you keep yer germs on your side on I'll keep my germs on mine. Now kiss goodbye and go inside.
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Happy Earth Day! May The Forest Be With You.
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Uber cool Bell Star XP Racing Helmet - Rare black version with dual eye openings. Circa 1970's
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May the FAO Schwarz Be With You
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When you cant find any TP in your town and your buddy sends a couple rolls in the mail
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151
[ bottles clinking against bottles intensifies ]
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♫ If you wanna find all the cops they're hangin' outside the donut shops saying no waaay oh! no waaay oh! Quarantine like 'muricans ♪
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When you're going to be offline for a couple of days so you post about Star Wars Day and Cinco De Mayo with a single post
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The alley behind Hank Hill's house is lookin' like a pretty lonesome place these days.
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Feel free to sing along
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Good luck and may the force be with you
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Winner winner chicken dinner!
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"We're in the HUNDRED ACRE WOOD, Piglet. That's a one followed by two zeros" said Winnie The Flu.
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Halp me Obi-Wan
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* Bombsled
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I feel this pup should be named Smuggy
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250
When the missile you launched accidentally hits one of your own cities...
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And Now, A Special Message From Bill
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Jolene Jolene Jolene Joleeeeeeeeeeeeeeene
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Oh Lego, You So Sneaky!!
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Oh, look - seat covers for Imgurians
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Merry Happy from a crusty 'ol slice of the imgur 3% age demographic
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'Tis the winter of my discontent
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The Bass Ackwards by G H Bass Shoes
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Rodger, Rodger
1963
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My apologies if I missed your name or the name of your favorite entertainer. Please feel free to add it in the comments
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Buzz Aldrin's pun game was light years ahead of many others of his generation
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Give it up for April 25th - the perfect date
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Hmmm.. maybe they should have double checked the source before canning Matt
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Thanks, Dad.
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It's too quiet when you're gone. Don't hate on me for being lonely and wanting a little entertainment in my life.
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Oh Bill, you're such a smooth talking sweetie
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What's the difference between a lawn mower and bagpipes? You can tune a lawn mower.
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Grow your own upvotes by upvote seeding - The 10th thing the I've favorited
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This light saber originally belonged to Anachronism Skywalker
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Here's the sign that the tool you were using for digging is sharper than you, but you're a bigger tool.
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You eat what you like and I'll eat what I like
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The officer on the right? His colleagues say he's a stand-up guy, but his subordinates say he can be a real dick.
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It would be cool if they did
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Happy Valentine's Day! Touch someone's heart today, not their respiratory system
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380
Everybody poops, everybody pees, everybody laughs when Nick Cage gets stung by bees.
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975
Who's a comfy good boy?
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Yup
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O J Simpson out on parole
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Florida Man, you never disappoint me
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When life gives you thicc watermelons, pickle them
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This just in - Florida man was about to go Sonic on his kid
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Not all heroes wear capes
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So adorable and she's even got her father's eyes
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Meanwhile, down on the farm...
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Maybe it's a scale for measuring stars
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How's the air up there? No, it's not from The Onion. (well, maybe from eating onions...)
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The Diceman cometh
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