No nap time, and my client goes to bed after 7pm

Jul 13, 2026 10:54 PM

LogicDude

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lawyers

negotiations

toddlers

now bring the pets' lawyers

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My toddler does have lawyers. His Nana and Gandalf (what he calls my mom and dad) both have law degrees lol.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If that kid can afford an attorney they can afford to pay rent. Otherwise hit the road kiddo.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If need someone to pretend to be professional for a couple minutes then thrown a full-blown tantrum, I’m your man.

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2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, baby. Me too~

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That just never goes away...

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

she's just brilliant

2 weeks ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

This is so real. As a creative person, I remember all of the things I did to keep myself sane while playing with the kids... which definitely included trying to write/play music on their instruments. lol. Also, arched type over a wishing well made out of letter-blocks. My favorite were the elaborate lego train layouts, one we finally got to go all the way around the house loop.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hah... found a pic.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Username NOT accurate! :)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an attorney, when the attorney threw a temper tantrum when he didn't get what he wants, I am reminded of a number of real attorneys I have worked with in the past.

2 weeks ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Does the tantrums pay off?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As demonstrated often by the Commander in Chief... yes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do the*

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks Madam. I have updated my linguistic database to include: do = plural subject, does = singular subject.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOW is the kid affording the lawyer?

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Nepotism

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