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Fun stuff.
MassiveCollisionY
#24 Ok, but are you saying Funky Kong's outfit isn't fire? Thats just plain wrong.
ProfXomox
#17
lizardbones
#44 while it is possible that Casey killed one baby, its also possible it died on its own and she was eating it to keep the body from making other babies sick
Rainmaker217
Yeah if a freshly birthed kitten dies, the momma will often just eat it. Birthing costs a lot of energy, often going a while without food, and this recoups some of that cost.
SamHandwhich
#10
RufusPimperton
#24 I come from an era where that Funky Kong costume would kill at Halloween parties and conventions.
southflhitnrun
#39 This is literal "let them eat cake." Wow, we got here fast!
Snuggelapolous
wadatahmydamie
#46 The Steve Jobs exit
PizzaCraig
#44 yikes indeed
GOWood
NotSomoneElse68
#44 Kitten was probably already dead and she was disposing of anything that would rot in her home or give away her whereabouts.
haveanupvotegif
devasto
Aw yiss. Mutha fucking DK in the morning
cryborg
#3
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Splendid!
profiledit
Thanks DK.
ireplywithtwinpeaks
compused
Oh lordy.... Iykyk
cameloDancer
I don't know who that guy is, but every one of his spoof/mocking videos is hilarious!
compused
The woman comes from the land of shidu
sgtjim
The dude is The Beast Eddie Hall. First man to dead-lift 500kg
hendawg2020
#18 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Nnlvc3Byc3FsaHE5M2tuNG5jOXAzeGRuZHVqaDRxdmI5ZndpZjRudCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OHuPcrLnoYLxVFIjKI/200w.webp
AlmostClever
What is the charge? Mishandling a Glock? A semi-automatic Austrian Glock?
duktayp
#40 that Chihuahua's probably leader of that pack https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyZncxNzl4eWcycnZ2b3UxYm5la28zeTRmbWs3amFrdm44eTY5YmtrMSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/blyL8Qsl26lGM/giphy.gif
southflhitnrun
The fact that they didn't immediately eat him has me so tickled. I can only imagine what kind of energy that lil guy brings to the pack. lmao
kickahippie
Those same dog owners will be like, do you want to meet my cuddly little ray of sunshine?!??! (While it is currently trying to rip a hole in your shoe like it hasn't been fed in weeks and your toes are the only thing at could satiate its appetite)
aShogunNamedMarcus
Casey just needed to eat one to get it of her system
YouAreTheInsultMaster
As a treat
aShogunNamedMarcus
And really, now that she's gotten that out of her system, she's logically a safer mom than anyone who hasn't killed any of their kids
SuicidalThots666
#46 Damn, look at her arms and hands. She looks 90.
Rhythmaster
That's some serious malnutrition, honestly that one made me sad, someone should have intervened and made her eat some protein when she looked like that, could have maybe saved her life. it looks like bad anorexia...
SamHandwhich
#25
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
#15 it's actually the Hotdog Flavoured water that splashes on the Chocolate Starfish
Snuggelapolous
isetprettygirlsonfire
#26
AlienNinjaPanda
I've seen this 1000+ times and it's still magic, this will never not be the peak of gameshow TV
EggFooYung
Have you ever seen the whole thing with sound? It's 100x better. https://youtu.be/TKrrCEf2di0?t=67
Ginoawesomesauce
Pretty sure that was not his first time being nose deep in a dude's stank bank
MassiveCollisionY
His reaction is also perfect
WhyDontYouMakeMe
#47 smoking became less common, so less people fell asleep holding cigarettes
r0b0tc0rpse
and we started making furniture out of fire retardant/self-extinguishing material.
HillOfBeans
Unrequested English lesson:
Less common, fewer people.
idiotsonfire
Okay, Stannis, chill.
fartser
In the US they passed laws that made cigarette companies add something to the cigarettes that makes them self-extinguish if you stop puffing on it in the mid 2000s.
mafiacarstarter
Except it doesn't work.
They don't reduce the frequency of fires, and they just add even more toxic crap to cigarettes.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fire-safe-cigarette-laws_b_519867
r0b0tc0rpse
Good.
Clayman8
#22 i hope its her...
ope1
#45 herpes?
RedTailedHawk
https://youtu.be/gB5HsDRRPRY?is=fsz0jobwrpajeeyC
lordnequam
Oh, that makes a lot more sense! I was wondering if it was cancer, and she'd need a hair piece after the chemo.
dank69
I still think the joke is cancer=>chemo=>hair piece...
MadHatter69
My mind also went there. I also spent a good minute thinking "so she'd respond 'hair piece who?', is that a word play?"
I am not a smart man.
Snuggelapolous
I almost sent this to my friend with stage 4 cervical cancer. I didn't realize how layered this meme could be.
bad1080
RevRagnarok
I believe the ride is his friend "Wormy?"
PocketCheese
#15 I remember when the annoying red hats were just Limp Bizkit fans.
Snuggelapolous
Zanzetuken
#24 They're operating under the assumption Funky Kong and/or his outfit aren't cute!
karashu2000
hendawg2020
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTR3bXFmZTlrdDg4ZXQ3dHh1YmdwNGRrcXpyNHY0ZDAxdHJlZGwxeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/v0eHX3n28wvoQ/200w.webp
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
for those who dont know she killed her toddler, ALLEGEDLY
iosa
I was very young at the time of OJ Simpson, but I definitely remember watching the verdict of *this* trial with my grandma.
Doismellbacon
Isn't it ironic?
psugab
That's not Alanis
Snuggelapolous
Isn't that ironic?
Doismellbacon
Dontcha think
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
A little too ironic
Moonthatspellsmoon
That's Casey Anthony. She stood trial (eventually acquitted) for drowning her 2-yr-old daughter in the bathtub.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
#40 All chihuahuahuahuas think they are wolves anyway.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Until they get punted across the room.
MadHatter69
Then they think they are flying wolves, which are twice as dangerous
michiyl
#13 or get one of these?
MetalSonicSixtyNine
Pchopsammiches
HeadJamistan
drhobotron
I want to see it once the hair grows back
Snuggelapolous
cryborg