PizzaCraig

8407 pts · November 7, 2025


I have Returned at the End, as foretold in the Book of Imguration. Half of what I say is bullshit, and the other half I just made up. Just some dude from back in the day, back to watch the world collapse. Caretaker of two cats, Jake & Elwood. They're on a mission from God. https://imgur.com/a/JFDHGVN 🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙

Everything sucks, but burgers help

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Elwood

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Not realizing its July 29th until you go to imgur

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Hmm...

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Jake

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There's a comment on this article so stupid that it almost triggered a migraine

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Jimothy on the news last night

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Kitty!

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Been gone a while. Y'all still like cats?

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There's a wilfdire? Just what we needed today.

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"Animal interference" is my new go-to excuse

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If I melt before the ambulance bill comes, I'll be in the clear

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I don't like this

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Smoked Chicken Thighs

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Good for Mr O'Hara!

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Luna

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It is time

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Already had my vote, but still a... breath of fresh air

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Flags at the Kremlin lowered to half-staff.

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Boys Nite

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Miller's in Dearborn has had a rough morning

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Best of luck with that, Jim

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Hakeem Jeffries with a hilariously bad take on primaries

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Someone hungers for lööps.

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Fat guy flying into a Phoenix heatwave. Woo...

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What a nice little treat for me

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Labeling needs more help than I do

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Jake

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Surprise itty bitty kitty

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That's No Moon

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Being delivered tomorrow, I'm stoked

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Holding Out for a Hero

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Noem -ployment for Kristi anymore

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Look at my cats!

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Did anyone NOT call this happening?

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I stand with Scott Pelley

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Oh no, the yacht money!

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First Christmas since my brother passed, it's been a tough one

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There's no proof of aliens. There is proof of predators.

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Craig, why do you drink?

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"Forever traumatized" is probably not as bad as "forever dead," but that's just my thought

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