Mark Zuckerberg Discovers the Dangers of Monopoly Immediately After Losing at Fucking Monopoly

Aug 13, 2026 10:21 PM

JamieGeorge

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Nothing screams “power belongs to the people” quite like a fucking billionaire discovering decentralization precisely when his company starts losing.

Funny how principles arrive right after market share leaves.

Suddenly concentrated tech power is fucking TERRIFYING—but apparently only when someone else has it. What an astonishing coincidence.

#Meta #AI #Zuckerberg #BigTech

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/2026/08/mark-zuckerberg-ai-manifesto/688269/

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Big "my brand of greedy evil is way better than anyone else's brand of greedy evil" vibes.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He needs to allow Facebook to become a global co-op and go sit on his millions somewhere there aren't any children, just in case. After them not releasing the files every CEO is sus

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We know not monsters we create, but Toho Studios will be there to market them.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

God, this guy suuucks

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who could of seen that coming and oh no...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the thing about evil. These fuckers will gleefully participate as long as they think they might be the winner, or end up with a major slice of the pie. The moment they find themselves getting cut out, they want to be the voice of reason and hope that we'll thank and congratulate them for turning on the others, conveniently forgetting that they're one of them.

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Drug Lord mentality: chance at massively improving yr sad ordinary lot, but if you lose, you lose yr life.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Meta AI Data Center

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Is this a surprise, he couldn't even make Metaworld (or whatever it's called) look better than Roblox.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, isn't this the same guy who pays Nazis to increase engagement on Facebook?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I thought only the guy on Xwitter did that.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Nah, though that guy MIGHT start getting offended that "some Jew" is trying to muscle in on his catering-to-Nazis scheme.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meta is stagnant. Most companies jumping on the AI wagon just look desperate and sad, trying to be hip and trendy instead worthwhile. Hell, some companies might experience growth if they make the point that they aren’t going to use AI.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Fuck mark zuckerberg. I hope he gets cancer

1 month ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 2

Too slow. Must go faster.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure at that wealth you can just buy a custom cure for exactly your cancer

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

incurable version plz

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

of the ass

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope his mega yacht is seized for failing to render aid to a sinking ship.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

*hand on shoulder meme*

He is the cancer.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

And yet millions have naively joined facebook without question, and continue to do so. While I still think he's horrible, the real issue is society.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Listen to the Behind the Bastards episode. Horrifying.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im sure his mother (psychiatrist) is well regarded in the mental health community has Facebook clearly did miracles for teenager’s mental health in general

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Said the same thing in a discord server and I got a warning from discord about "threatening violence"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a punishment for billionaires because they're still billionaires the entire time they're dying.
Punishment for billionaires is to lose their money, assets, status and influence.

1 month ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 5

Im watching my dad die of pancreatic cancer

No amount of money makes the suffering stop. Drugs can dull it, but you can’t really medicate away the pain and discomfort from an abdomen riddled with cancer

If you’re trying to treat it it’s almost worse - tbe chemo destroys your mental faculties and your taste buds, not to mention thr nausea of 1,000 hangovers every minute of your life

If you have my family 50 billion it wouldn’t stop any of it

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And THEN get cancer

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Just fking guillotine them and let's stop debating

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, many cancers - even the treatment for the more survivable ones - really is a terrible punishment despite that. The loss of energy, the pain and discomfort, the fog, it takes everything. You can't even jump after a point, you just try and you just don't go anywhere.
So what I'm saying is he should get aggressive colon cancer and also have all his shit taken away while slowly dying from it.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Also, if they're dying while keeping money, they might get the idea of burning the world so everyone else suffers too.
Oh, wait, are they all already terminally ill?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well if you poke his eyes out, poke his ears out, cut his tongue and slice his 2 hands, he might not be dead but enjoy your new life.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Billy Ray Valentine taught us that.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't get it... hundreds of billions of dollars and it's not enough? Just fuck off, bro. Grats, you won capitalism, now go live your life however you want for the rest of you life, you don't NEED anymore money or power; fucking psychopaths, seriously, anyone with.... let say over 10 billion dollars in wealth should be thrown out of society, one way or another; they work to benefit no one but themselves and other super wealthy assholes.

1 month ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

There are some things money can't buy. Turns out one of them is a frontier AI model.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've heard it repeated that 300 mil is where people entirely lose grip with reality, where money can buy anything and break any rule. Sounds right, but guess I'll never know for sure.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being a billionaire and not immediately using that power to lift others is a MORE ACCURATE indicator of societal risk than someone who committed murder. It should result in arrest and seizure of assets. People should be afraid to ever be caught being a billionaire.

Billionaires do not benefit the world. They operate outside of countries, laws, cultures, and societies. They exist as a parody of Greek gods only interested in pathetic attempts to one-up each other, at any cost.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It' called "addiction"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think 100% tax on everything over $10 million is a fair compromise. You're richer than most people, you don't ever have to work (can live off the interest on 5m), and people won't be rolling a guillotine up to your front steps because society will be doing okay. Everyone wins.

Anyone with more money than that who doesn't like it gets a complimentary guillotine.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The irredeemable sociopathy cut off is much, much lower. We could lose everyone over $100 million and society would be better for it. I'd argue $10 million but there are some people who perform actual work who could conceivably have earned that much

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

We could split the difference.

The instant your wealth goes from $999,999.99 to $1 billion, you get a special plaque or trophy, you get inducted into the Capitalism Hall of Fame, and you're no longer allowed to complete. You have to fuck off to an island somewhere and live off the interest from your billion dollars.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

We release the execution squads and you have to divest yourself before they find you. They can still have a commemorative plaque and a small urn.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't they fail with that virtual world shit they were trying to build?

1 month ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

They have only grown through acquisition, ever, and have failed at every SINGLE startup idea they have created.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep they gave up and shut it down, too few users.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You mean that shitty attempt to reimagine Second Life? (Which -- surprisingly -- is *still bopping along* even at this late date...)

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yep, they were late to a party that had already wrapped up.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Badly. And their new creeper glasses aren't doing so hot either.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They are begining to use them to train AI to figure out the real world, not just books. Be scared. Be really scared.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meta has failed at most things after Facebook. Other than raising public ire anyway.

1 month ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Hey now don't discredit their accomplishments like telecom deals in third world countries that don't count FB usage towards data limit so Zuck can control huge amounts of the population's whole interaction with the internet. Such innovation very wow.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He had one kinda good idea that someone else had first then got seriously lucky. But of course every billionaire thinks they're a genius, so he keeps trying to come up with the next thing for Meta - and he really sucks at it.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Only other successes that come to mind are Instagram and React. The latter is the only decent thing they've made tbh.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't they buy Instagram? Never heard of React.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They bought it two years after it was first launched and have been running it successfully since then, so...
React is a web framework for building interactive web pages. Not really something you would've heard about unless you work in tech, but it's very prevalent in web development, being the second most used web technology in 2025 right in the heels of node.js. If you're browsing a website these days chances are it's built on technology by Meta.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0