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Jul 14, 2026 7:01 PM
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Nightshift603
When did Lex Luthor become the f*cking president? Get the writers of that DC Superman comic series on the phone!
509tigerfish
CallMeMcGyver
He figured they’d forget he said that after the standard “2 weeks” MAGA memory expiration date.
rowm
The excuses I have heard is either because of the democrats or maybe the “british empire” but obviously it’s all bullshit because trump has done whatever he wanted and the democrats have barely if at all convened in it. I wish boomers were less affected by conspiracy or propaganda becausr holy shit, Trump out of everyone is the one fighting back against the shadow elites trying to control the world (why the british empire in this specific conspiracy though?) instead of like any other country
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God, I wished you could read.
rowm
This is all shit I’ve heard about it’s crazy that anyone believes this shit let alone trump being fucking like free world spearhead, all they have to do is listen to him talk and he discredits himself in his own speech
barf1189
Trumps are the dumbest group of racists to ever racism
TheUnstoppableWampas
That's a high bar to clear and they've done it.
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And we should be thankful for that. Think about smart racists with all the powers.
coalminersknuckle
THEmichaelscarn12
https://imgur.com/sxW9IvH
mountingstepladder
the juxtaposition of the two tweets is pretty wild considering their similar tones
TsubakiTragic
Gotta love Americans... always hoping for leadership to do what's right.
Resistance1000
People with nothing to hide don't hide it.
ReallyNotSure
DukeDarkwood
I hate this so, so much. Which, I suppose, means it succeeded at its intent. Well done.
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
fuck. that hits hard. fucking societal cancer piece of shit people in the us government
BeaverOnFire
marquettegoldeneagles
What's all this then?
TheobromineAddict
They CERTAINLY won't get released before the midterms.
dcmirepoix2350
Jr is in the files too
Blackfinity
I bet Jr's sister is.
trythebleucheese
Only if he was being offered up. He was a kid most of that era
Jamnew60
NOOOOOO! NEVER, UNTIL JUSTICE IS DONE FOR THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN VICTIMS!
DaisyfromDownunder
I agree with Trump - lock up all the pedo files.
StellarJay77
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3c4Z2R2NHYwZGRzbXBvdnZiMnp5b3VhdG0zazdsZ2tzeDEwMWk1dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UWMqiZtcixB4MoWX20/200w.webp
endem1c
There's always a tweet.
atoyot
There isn't. This isn't a real tweet. The fact that you'd automatically believe it was without confirming is depressing. Be better.
endem1c
there's always a tweet, dude
lurkyloos
DTJr’s tweet was here, prob deleted:
https://x.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1677705463463593984
Could find Drumph’s but he did make promises about Epstein that he didn’t keep.
SpammersAreScum
Blanche has refused to comply with a court order to release them, saying in a filing that doing so would be "harmful to the victims and the government". Yes, he really officially said the latter part "out loud".
Ree81
I desperately crave a system like this: Whenever you see a politician online, in whatever context, you automatically see an interactive "rep sheet". If it's long, then just shrink it to show the politician's/party's true colors. It should be independently controlled (democratically), so yeah, even leftists would have one.
It'd be so scarring to any corrupt politician to automatically be able to see that they are indeed, very corrupt.
GreatOdinsTaint
Funny how the party of destroying the government is suddenly about protecting the government.
TheobromineAddict
What about future victims?
BeaverOnFire
Minority report?
slopwizard
Are those mostly girls? GOP wants them to be property with no human rights
NinjaCongo
Their files won't be released either.
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Probably see mushroom clouds before his mushroom pictures.
relsky
How dare you make me think these thoughts. I'd *prefer* to see the mushroom cloud. Just fucking end it all.
NonPoliticalChimpanzee
No mushrooms, no ladybugs, none of that for us please
BeaverOnFire
Zixtank
I don't wanna see either...
BeaverOnFire
hsalonen3000
I don't want to see his mushroom. Also I don't want to see pictures of underage girls. I just hope he dies , preferably from some painful cancer. In his mushroom.
DukeDarkwood
What I WANT is to see some sort of consequence that actually sticks to him.
However, I'm probably going to have to just settle for his death, like you said. I don't care if it's painful or not, only that it's certain. Because, if it's long and drawn-out, there's always the chance his doctors would keep him alive.
Yasashii93
This comment is goddamn poetry.
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Yeah, the goddamn one :)
bobbersonbob
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Yasashii93
Goddamn good.
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Not one good feeling behind it.