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LOOK AT THESE COOL ASS BIRDS
Jul 9, 2015 1:54 AM
wutnold124
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wasidrunk7
That's what an ass bird looks like?
tamerantong
all i see is Birdpool
TacoFox
Radiation has made them an enemy to humanity...
Aesthetic34
I bet they taste super good
theman9420
i bet you taste super good
wutizurkwest
+1 for ass birds
MyNameIsWiz
"Look at all those chickens"
alpacaboobs
But is it red with blue/black or white/gold?
Papagelos
Directions unclear. Bird Ass covered in feathers, stuck with scissors in hand.
muftiman
I've never seen an ass-bird before. Explains why they're black and red though.
Moxieus
you may want to see a doctor...
CleverNamesWereTaken
Hey, blue streaked lories! I finally know something on this site.
Summersky
How do you know they're not boob birds?
thewhifflingtit
Boobies are sea birds, these are clearly parrots.
Summersky
You really made that long to find out? Two YEARS?! I am a broken man now.
FroggyFae
Those are some shiny pokemon
Grimosaurus
They are called perifluxuans from a small island off the coast of Guatemala.... I actually just made that whole thing up. God im lonely
haruspex
https://xkcd.com/37/
foxracing254
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO D....holy shit those are pretty cool
BecauseCanadian
They look like regular non-ass birds to me
GenesisArray
blue streaked lorikeets! really awesome-looking birds.
Pumanotwarthog
Cool fact, birds see the ultra-violet spectrum and their colors are WAY more distinctive to eachother. So these guys are doubleplus badass.
thewhifflingtit
Fo sho. Google parakeet under UV light.
volatiley
Double-badass+
Yixist
No THIS is a cool AssBird http://imgur.com/nmd6Jfj
PikaCheck
No, that is a flying Gauchito
Kashyyyk
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
TacticalChungus
Can they reasonably be kept as pets?
thewhifflingtit
Yes! Though without proper living conditions and rearing they are known to develop mood disorders and become nippy.
volatiley
How reasonable are you?
TheFeralDog
Pretty sure these are a type of lory/lorikeet, and yes, but they are rare in the us. Easier to find in Australia
munchkinsmom
Deadpool birds.
DEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOL
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHAA!!!!!
DefiantlyAwkward
They look like the type of birds to leave one in a pool of deadness.
JakeHawke
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2013/02/uncannyxmen1deadpool53statebirdsvariant.jpg
foolhollow
lol wut.
BlueSpaceLizard
I am convinced there is a picture combination of any two randomly given things now.
thewhifflingtit
Oh, hey! There is a Lory in that picture. Not the same species, though.
volatiley
Dead lift birds seem differently interesting
hititonthebutton
Heil hydra!
thedinosaurxox
Not time time, ward!
steakfight
*Hail, unless...
volatiley
Hydra hail machine for world domination
ireadyouremailz
hippies hydrate
mohipster
everyone else water-boards
StopLookingAtMyName
Not sure how this is relevant but yeah, Heil Hydra and such.
Wakawakacahli
I'm looking at your username
StopLookingAtMyName
Well you're a terrible human being and should feel ashamed of yourself.
noyouseemenowyoudont
This was all I could think of when I saw this http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laikmy3KkE1qazwkm.png
Smarterthanyouraveragebeer
i was thinking more of a Carnage from SpiderMan. http://www.rossmendoza.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/IMG_6874_upload_to_site.jpg
Ruiner420
I cried when he died in Hook- SPOILER!
walkingBushie
He's such a nice dude. He also made a rap video about how much he likes Homestuck once.
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
Looky looky I got Hooky
Kommadore
Bangarang! *bass drops*
AraPls
And rightly so!
Howdoilife
I was expecting this to be an ass with wings
shmekie
you know, you could probably teach them to say "BANGARANG!" and "RU-FI-OOOOO!" et al....
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
I would name one of them Rufio and the other Bangarang.
Ryannihilation
oh, RUUUUUUUUUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
mejoralex
One of my favorite bands!
Skelletalmellons
BROTHER NOOOOOOOOOOO
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
RUFIOH! RUFIOH! RU-FI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH~!
hermionejeangrangerweasley
RUUUUUU-FIIII-OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
anislah0
Where is this from again??
svyeti
Land before time 2
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
How young are you? I mean jesus fucking christ, this came out in our childhood. 91. Hook.
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
He could also be older than you and having a hard time remembering.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
True.
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
Word.
BraveCalamari
RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO
Zephronias
Baby Dante Basco!
sushifire
NIIIIIIIICCCCE!
showmeyourkitties272
That actor did the voice of Zuko in Avatar: the last air bender.
Markuspsyches
Wasnt he also Jake long on American dragon?
SinoritaPlow
FOR REAL THATS SO COOL
AvatarCrono
My HONOR!!
throwaawy
http://imgur.com/M2EgH1C
Dunes8
And a crappy Sinbad movie that even he admitted was probably the worst movie he's ever done.
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
I checked it out on IMDB. He speaks the truth http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002364/?ref_=tt_cl_t5#actor
zonio
That guy held the door open for me once.
SilverSpades
Came to my college a few months back.
zonio
He's a pretty cool dude... and filipino too! :D
StarmanUltra
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9mh2Jx2q1ryu59ho2_1280.png
AsdrubaelVectSupremeOverlordofCommorragh
Scrolled down here for this. Wasn't disappointed.
walkingBushie
AND your name is an Earthbound enemy. We are kin.
StarmanUltra
walkingBushie
http://imgur.com/P7uPw7S
StarmanUltra
sleepyfriend
These birds are super colorful. (Smooth no one knows your colorblind)
remnant55
I read this comment in Stan Smith's voice.
Supanini
Jokes on you. They aren't colorful and it says "I secretly loath the colorblind"
TheGreenerGrey
Well, I have something to bug my friend to do now.
Quizz25S
Wait a minute...
sleepyfriend
Hmm?
PoopTrainDix
Colourblind? How many fingers am I holding up?!
sleepyfriend
All the ones that aren't down?
sleepyfriend
All the ones that aren't down?
SippyTurtle
Your colorblind what?
StarrryNight
His colourblind eyes
SippyTurtle
http://25.media.tumblr.com/26815c047dbb5f3c1e4d2237410526bf/tumblr_mer24wrqeO1rdfpvto1_250.gif
sleepyfriend
You're * I didn't even notice.
SippyTurtle
It's okay. It was probably because you're sleepy.
sleepyfriend
Always sleepy.
sleepyfriend
Always sleepy.
HanShotFirst1
*points at random object* What color is that??
SippyTurtle
Seven.
droomph
smørple
volatiley
What's the Pantone reference for that?
siyath
It's in v2.1 (Pantstwo), released just a while ago, you can check it up from there.
Idontthinkicantbeawkward
THOSE ARE SOME COOL-ASS BIRDS
CaptainHashbrowns
ass birds?
woozle
cool ass-birds or cool-ass birds?
flassk
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ZqTIwZQi--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18j22mgwhwr9zjpg.jpg
Lud11
cool-cloaca birds.
Jerkfacedjerk
Yes.
volatiley
Cool as birds!
SlickerThanNick
anything's a dildo if you're brave enough?
UrsaUrsa
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Yh1eyczGSA0/hqdefault.jpg
Lud11
cool-cloaca birds.
hadtochangebecauseevery1assumediwasaguy
Por que no los dos?
IAmYourGodNow
Ooh ooh, can I be the guy who always upvotes ass-birds?
citizentrain
http://imgur.com/FtRZ1Mz
YellowDrank
I thought ass birds were brown and smelled bad.
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
death to all butt-metal
FlyingTigerRose
Phrasing!! (well played, sweetie)
JustACasualGirrad
Both.
17thspartan
Why would people put these beautiful birds up their ass :(
zerobahamut03
Ass-birds
applesapplesapples
I'm not touching a bird's ass to check the temperature of it
zerobahamut03
Ass-birds
saleenowner
Obviously they are a rare breed of ass birds
AzarathMetrionZinthos
@babetteateoatmeal
dangermint
Lud11
Cool-cloaca birds.
veekat
Ass-birds is my new favourite insult.
WhattaMattahYou
Upvote for XKCD reference
Krympehl
hehehe ass-birds. XD
Kiwi31415
That's an old one: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hyphen.jpg
MeTheKaptain
Holy shit snacks... That takes me back
Snarkoleptic
You know you've gone properly vintage when XKCD looks pencil drawn.
vogonkop
*old ?
TheFeralDog
It is a type of lory/lorikeet, for those wondering. And yes you can keep them as pets, but require very special care
PommedeTerreur
If it can speak would that make it an articulate lory?
gingerminge
In the states at least, their food is difficult to find in stores.
Chromeangel13
Its a blue-streaked Lory
volatiley
Like occasionally feeding, or falconry cardio?
BlooPigeon
More like "have a spare apple and some wet n dry food available for it." That's about it.
volatiley
So no cardio?
BlooPigeon
I have a lory and I deny that; feeding fruit and nectar is not "very special care," actually they're very common pets.
CaintheCannibal
My thoughts exactly.
one1deuce
Nice use of the semi colon
BlooPigeon
Thanks?
TheFeralDog
I was more referring to you can't just give them bird seed, stuff like that will help the avg lazy person from getting one and regretting it
PocketPanda
Think people tend to be a bit dramatic. Was told budgerigars need special care. Easiest birds I've ever owned.
onecuntwolfpack
well usually people say that to deter your average joe from just going out to the store and buying one impulsively. helps save the animal.
JohnGohn
People on Reddit/Imugur/Youtube say this all the time. Even if its a rat they'll say "u need special care or lots of experience".
TrueNateDogg
Owning an indian Ringneck myself, experience is not the problem. The fact that these poor animals can be abandoned a year down the road is.
thewhifflingtit
The diet they need is special as compared to other parrots. Many a new Lory owner inadvertently kill their birds by feeding them
thewhifflingtit
inappropriate diets, thus why the term special care is used.
Tarelgeth
In my experience, the only "special care" lories require is the special care cleaning your carpet will need regularly.
BlooPigeon
We have ours on our porch just outside our lounge room, thankfully he doesn't shit in 90 degree angles like people said he would.
TheFeralDog
Do you live in Australia? Because they are common there but hard to find in the US.
BlooPigeon
That might be it then; they're pretty common pets and wild birds here. Best personalities ever.
TheFeralDog
Probably also the nectar food would have to be bought online here in the states I looked because II was thinking about buying one
TheFeralDog
Only thing that stopped me from buying is that I have bird hunting dogs with a strong prey drive. So they wouldn't mix well
ShannonNotelling
There is more to lory care than their dietary needs.
BlooPigeon
Of course they need the usual bird interaction and needs, but the only real thing that separates them is their diet and shitting.
ShannonNotelling
Much more interaction... they are highly intelligent and highly prone to psychological issues. True of all birds, but especially true here.
ShannonNotelling
Plan to clean twice daily... they are very messy.
BlooPigeon
Not really, Bowie's cage is on the outside porch and I clean it every few weeks. He doesn't stand on the ground too much.
JohnGohn
Like what? whats is so special about keeping a lory vs other parrots and birds?
ShannonNotelling
Special diet (powder, nectar), aviary preferred or large cage with frequent excursion, plan to clean (twice daily), know an avian specialist
thewhifflingtit
The only major difference is their diet. That and some species of Lory/keet aren't well suited to life in a human habitat because they're
thewhifflingtit
inherently nervous, like many species of bird really. There's a family of lories that are better suited to captivity than some other s, but