Damn it Lori!

Aug 7, 2016 1:34 PM

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Thanks lori

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I had to convince my mom that I was socially awkward and not gay. Pretty sure though she wanted at least one gay son to she could be 'hip.'

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

When I was 16 I asked my dad for cash to go out on a date. He asked with who? I said with Adam. He gave me the cash.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Is your name Steve?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No but that is my dads name. It's weird when ever I'm having sex with someone named Steve. Sometimes I accidentally call them dad : (

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When i told my mom that I was bi, she just shrugged and said "Me, too."

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My mom said the exact same thing when I told her I was bi too! Not nearly as dramatic as I thought it was gonna be.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My good friend and college roommate made a heartfelt confession one night and I went.. "Yea, we all know... You have like 6 pink loofahs."

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

...how are you the top comment with 0 points? What is this sorcery?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorcery.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My coming out story: I've just always been gay. I've never tried to hide it. Ever

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Female roommate tells her parents my clean room was really hers. Her dad wakes the computer. The desktop image is 3 nude girls going at it

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She tries to tel them her boyfriend did it, but she had already said they broke up a month ago.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My mom kept saying stuff like "we'd still love you if you were gay" until I was finally like "Okay FINE. You got me! I'm gay!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll pretend it's Iori with an i and that this story is from Japan.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Told my mom I liked girls her response: "I don't care do the dishes"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking right!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

I have a Mormon friend who came out to his parents at dinner. He just said "Ok, Dad, Mom, Mom, Mom, I need to tell you something.."

10 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 11

Utah!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It took me a second. =I

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I don't see it as coming out because I don't hide it. I also don't make it everybody else's business either.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ooooooooooklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad just wants to get some sleep

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom's name is Lori....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

one time my uncle had to fix my computer and the next day my parents pull me aside and said. "honey, we think you're gay" and I'm like>

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"shit you're right!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Truth.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I changed my info on fb to "interested in: men" and my dad eventually read it months after and just said, "so that's it then?" I said "Yup"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dad and I were already not on good terms so I didn't care if he knew and apparently he didn't care if I was gay.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I came out as gay while breaking up with my borderline insane, hyper-religious girlfriend. She said "I seem to have that effect on boys." :I

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No wonder Lori gave her life so Judith would be born

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I literally was just watching TWD and that literally happened 3 episodes ago.... Danm the internet is a small place!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wen i@came@out of the closet it was weird. Cause I didn't have a shirt on before I walked in then I walked out with a shirt on. Courageous

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

10/10 beautiful story

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

My parents found my porn stash while I was at college. We didn't speak for a year.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Pretty shity parents if true.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well in fairness it was some fairly surprising porn...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go on....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hairy dudes in leather.. if anyone remembers Honcho magazine..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I must be weird because I watched bear porn this morning.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is hardly "weird" porn to anyone from an urban area, but we lived in rural Nebraska..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your dad has your back.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dad always thought my older bro would be the gay one. Jokes on him I'm bi.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just suggested that being young and attracted to people doesn't mean shit. Not until you're in it. Then you will know what you like.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ie. call me after you get laid. Until then, you know nothing John Snow.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm always reminded of that post where it's revealed that not all gay people like it up the butt.

10 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 4

Me too! I was pretty astounded by that post.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Link?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck is it surprising that being into men doesn't automatically make you crave anal? I'm gay and like neither top/bot (tried both).

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, you mean the power bottom?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

kek

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A power bottom is called such because they're a bottom but are the dominant ones. they still like it in the butt; it's some tops that don't.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

....you mean there are terms? Nevermind. I don't really want to know more.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

(psst, I gots whatchuneed right here homie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc9_mxvP1K0 ;)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think you could pay me to click that link. But I appreciate the effort ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But then they do do it to someone else? rude. Like have they at least tried?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Usually they are top only so sexual partners are usually bottom only.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wait you can be gay and not like anal? I'm listening, I'm listening.

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

For example if you're a gay girl. But well, some still like it, I guess. :P

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I have a gay friend who will sometimes have penetrative sex but prefers bj's or hj's with his partner. Intimacy can be many things

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I think a lot of straight males are homophobic cause they just think, eww anal with a man, gross! But they don't consider that it's an

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Intimate loving relationship between two consenting people and can't get past their own ick factor

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

See that's where I'm wierd. I'm not that bothered by the thought of sex with a guy, but the thought of intimacy with another man

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Usually dominant, gay males who are strictly top only.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We act like we don't like it up the ass but we secretly do.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some secretly do yes, others really dont.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

wow, you got downvoted for expressing that not all gay tops are the same. i upvoted you back to neutral, sorry about all the imgurians

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mom was more accepting than i thought she would be, but my dad simply said, " I dont approve." and then walked away with a 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disappointed look and refuses to talk about it since, and is growing more and more distant as I transition

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am so sorry to hear that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate autocorrect

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is pool

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was thirteen, I thought I might be a lesbian. I told my mom and dad. Mom was very supportive. She bought me books with advice and 1/

10 years ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 8

Well, were u?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nope. I thought I was a lesbian because I wasn't attracted to men. Turns out I'm not really attracted to anyone. I think I'm asexual.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Stories from other people coming out. My dad was just like "Hey, we like the same porn now!"

10 years ago | Likes 492 Dislikes 11

My dad made a baseball joke and now we look at the same butts while driving by.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yay!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whoever just upvoted that got me to accepted! Thank you kind stranger!

10 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 6

be careful, talking about your points will attract the downvote fairies!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

heje

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

what

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We are all upvoting that comment

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're welcome

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Happy to help:)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks Satan...n

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So you aren't lesbian?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Nah, I was confused as to why I wasn't attracted to boys. I think I might just be asexual, because I'm not attracted to anyone.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You should watch this true story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me,_Myself_and_Mum - A guy's family thinks he's gay from early age.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah, that's a roller coaster of a plot. I'll try and see if it's on Netflix. Me and my mom can watch it together.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know this is an old post but I was really surprised to find out how common that is. A lot of people are afraid to talk about it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it is really cool how open you are about it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm hung up on the "thought" part, are you a lesbian or not?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think she's implying that she wasn't 100% sure and her mom helped her get some materials to help her figure it out.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Materials"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably but i just want to know haha

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I've seen where that porn goes.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1