Anyone with kitesurfing experience can describe how hard it is to maneuver a situation like this?

Jul 24, 2026 6:09 PM

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It ain’t difficult .. as long as you can hang on until the ride is over .. and take a jacket just in case

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How do you learn how to kit surf? Do you need to know how to kit or surf first?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’m surprised the bar isn’t longer, or other spreader bars added to the guidelines, to help prevent the lines from twisting like that.

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1 month ago (deleted Jul 25, 2026 2:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

DO NOT CLICK! SCAM LINK!

1 month ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

My puppy does this when we play tug of war.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s hard! Physically, it’s not super taxing because you have the harness, but mentally is another story. Both knowing what to do (not panic), making appropriate micro adjustments (to maintain balance), and anticipating the shifts (because reacting might be too late to save it) all require constant attention with the background knowledge that if you mess up, water hurts a lot when you’re slammed into it. This guy is GOOD!

1 month ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 2

worked at a place where their IT was in Malta, like south of italy south of sicili malta. The main LDAP engineer kitesurfed *alot* but stopped when he crashed 40mph into a lifeguard stand due to a rogue wind current that took him 60ft in the air. How does he know all this? Cause he had been recording it all on his go pro with altimeter and speedometer on. He shared the video, and yes, it went from 35 to 0 in 1/2 a second. He shattered his legs, hips, arms and ribs. He is still walking.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

interesting…

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd say 3 options: see where it takes you, if you can control the kite then aim it down like trying to land a regular kite, or if you really want to bail out then disconnect yourself.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Up through the stratosphere, up to where the air is clear.

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This camera angle makes telling how high up he is impossible

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1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Holy shit

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She survived somehow with just minor injuries to her face and neck. This was back during COVID

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Talespin is real!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t walk for the next few months because I fell while kiting… and then while unconscious I flew into the air again and fell again ;)

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Didn't end up in the parking lot

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Also, hats off to the camera-man /j

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm probably too fat for it to be a problem. So ha!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shout out to the camera operator flying behind them! The person was doing so well!! lol.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'd like to get down now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvCr-Mecp0A

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Bicep level: 100

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet he doesn't even have a pilot license.

1 month ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

The FAA would like to have a word or two

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He does now. Perfect take off and landing. First solo flight.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I will admit , Wilbur and Orville didn't manage to fly that long or that far.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think the Earth is flat!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Has anyone seen Jameeri? His ‘67 VW bus is still in the parking lot….”

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And here I was... thinking it was a seagull who shat on my windshield that day...

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It is impressive if he can do that. I mean, not only the stamina and technique for maneuvering the kite, but at the same time being able to somehow shift his intestines to produce the white seagull-shit.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it bad when the control lines get all twisted around like that?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As you may discern from how frantically he fixed it, yeah, that’s fucking bad.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No

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I have been several times (including on snow). Once you learn how it isn't "hard," but takes a lot of skills and practice. It's like combining sailing, flying and boarding into one activity. I haven't been in this exact situation, but you control the kite, so you can fly back down. You can also depower the kite so it isn't a wing anymore and everything just falls slowly-ish. And as a last ditch emergency backup, you have a release on your harness so you can detach from the kite entirely. 1/

1 month ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

He is doing this on purpose and it isn't easy! It takes even more skill to maintain this much lift

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Appreciate the explanation 🙏

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