When you miss your target audience.

Jul 2, 2024 1:04 AM

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"What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out.
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
with all these marbles in my mouth."

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That’s why I always wear T-shirts for bands I only listen too.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

His name is BT Kingsley. This comedian is VERY skilled at working the crowd. It’s like his whole act

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that man truly said "i just like the font"

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Was it Papyrus? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Papyrus is bold.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some fan daggers be flyin’..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Name every Nirvana song!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Or, you know, just the most popular one

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I’d just be singing the Weird Al version…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not a gatekeeper, but like...even without knowing who Nirvana is, how are you going to sit there, stone faced, in a room full of people jamming out and not at least head bob a little? How has he gone his whole life and not bumped into some version of Smells Like Teens Spirit? I don't know all the words off hand either come on!

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Only way I know it at all is Weird Al's parody…

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Id always rock out for titties.

2 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 4

I always titties out for rocks

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Worked with a woman who was very trendy, she came into work with a Joy Division T-shirt on one day. I love Joy Division and was happy to see her in it. Mentioned a song to her and she had no idea who I was on about, so I looked at her and said loudly in a horrified voice "You are wearing a band t-shirt that was inspired by the Nazi party, the name is based on the ethos of one of their concentration camps!".
She believed me and ran off to change, I got called into HR for that one.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I'd consider it worth it.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I played Nirvana for some of my 6th graders, and one of them said, "Like the t-shirt brand?" I died a little bit that day...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does he always have Nirvana queued up just in case? (NGL, I would)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Have you searched in Spotify, or Pandora, or the dozen more music streaming apps?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're not exactly an obscure band, it would take the sound guy seconds to bring up the song. It will take longer to determine whether and how much royalties he owes for playing it during his show.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Talked to a barmaid in a Crue tee for a few minutes, before I realised she'd never heard their music, and just liked the torn and ripped look.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh it's a band? I thought it was a Buddhist thing."

2 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

2 bands, there was another in the 70s i never listened to it, but the guy in the 2nd hand cd shop said it was a very different vibe.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just saw that shirt in the barely anything wearable mens section at target.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand a lot of it is niche based and admitting you can’t wear any of it because you’re not a poser is admirable, but at the same time, how do you not fit into any of those niches?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't mean it in the way people talk about like urban outfitters, I needed some clothes real quick and I wasn't willing to wear any of the stuff they had there because it was depressing looking, and the Nirvana shirt was about as good as it got.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you did want some screen print stuff? Because plenty of plain color tees and polos, and they even have the beer gut mannequins to show how they’ll fit my drunk self.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude don't even know!

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

"... with those maaarbles iiiin my mouth..."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve heard the song for nearly 3 decades. Understood more words in the last 30 seconds

2 years ago | Likes 533 Dislikes 2

I only know the lyrics bc Tori Amos sang them intelligibly when she covered Smells Like Teen Spirit on American Heartbreaker in '94.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude I have Apple Music right now and it plays the lyrics karaoke style with the song and I’ve been humbled on so many lyrics I had no idea I wasn’t hearing right

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One time I came home from the pub, walked in and some housemates had the TV on. This came on, I understood every word. That's one of those "you've had enough, mate, take yourself to bed" moments

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Check out the tori Amos cover.. almost as old.https://youtu.be/vB2c7_vyBSM?si=eEaLeoPWmARj0rQY

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've heard the Weird Al version for decades now. 'Cause it's the version that had actual words. "What is this song allll about, can't figure any lyrics out. How do the words to it go, oh won't you tell me please 'cause I don't know...don't know...don't know"

2 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

And it dawns on me.... The media liked to say that Nirvana "spoke" for my generation but I never felt that at all. I think its because I never could understand any lyrics. How can someone unintelligible speak for *anybody*?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's hard to garble blarble blouth with all these marbles in my mouth

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

100%. My kids are now discovering Weird Al and I love it.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

IMHO best part: 'Now I'm mumblin′, and I'm screamin′ And I don't know what I'm singin′'

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Buy our album! We're Nirvana!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion here. Nirvana was absolute shit

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That is an unpopular opinion, good job.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

…staged?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

A straight-faced black dude sitting up front in a Nirvana T-shirt who doesn't acknowledge that he is wearing it? of course it's staged.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean... he's on a stage.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Anyone know who that comic is? Because based solely on this clip I really want to go see him perform now. Dude knows how to work an audience.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ron Funches?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone else said bt Kingsley

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see sooooo many girls in their early 20s wearing Nirvana or Sublime shirts. I like to be optimistic and think they like the bands but I doubt it.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's called "Fashion".

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell girls in Sublime shirts that you love “Date Rape” fastest way to find out if they are fans, or if they’re gonna call the cops on you.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Those girls are probably into crystals and shit

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They don't practice Santeria, they ain't got no crystal ball.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You really can't judge a book by it's cover.

2 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 4

No, but if I see a book called “Nirvana,” I do kinda expect to see it featured somewhere in the contents. Otherwise it’s bad marketing at best, and false-advertising at worst.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sorta can when they're literally wearing merch for the artist of the song. It's not like it was an Album Art shirt which some people buy without knowing the band because it looks cool-- it was literally just the Nirvana text logo. That's it.

It's like wearing a shirt that says "Actor Will Smith" and then being like "What's the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? What's Independence Day? What's the Pursuit of Happyness? What's Seven Pounds? What's iRobot? What's I Am Legend?".

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Well, Nirvana is also a concept, and it's not like all the shirts that say Namaste got it from a band. The band disbanded 30 years ago. Dude might not have even been born. It's more like buying a shirt that says Independence Day thinking it's celebrating July 4th and not getting it when people keep quoting the movie at you.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

He probably wasn’t alive then, no, and people can wear what they want. But the band was important for a lot of us growing up, and the way we showed that off was to wear the merch. So it’s strange for us to see kids wearing shirts of bands we love who’ve never even heard of them.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I definitely understand that! Wasn't trying to say it's not strange. I just meant he might honestly be wearing it thinking it just means "nirvana" and not the band Nirvana, so you still can't always judge a book by its cover.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For sure. It doesn’t have much else on it that makes it look like a band shirt.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really can, you learn which artists work with good authors.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On the other hand, I loved the Wheel of Time books. Not so much the cover art.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe he knew the songs and just didn't want to join, which I get, but it reminded me of chicks wearing Slayer shirts as "fashion" nowadays. Just... wut.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 9

Worse is all the youth wearing Thrasher that can’t even ride off a curb, or haven’t even set foot on a board.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ahahaha I was about to quote this, thanks

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have we considered that “mulatto” is in this song, and it’s a slur? I honestly thought that’s where this joke was going, that a room full of white people just sang right through it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

White guy here (Also, Swede) in what context is "mulatto" a slur? Not excusing the people's ignorance. Just curious

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mulatto was a term commonly used in US Civil War/Jim Crow eras to refer to someone who was mixed race, especially black and white. The person calling it a slur is correct, it was not a good thing to be called, and the group it described was heavily marginalized.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*nod*

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can only speak from my own personal experiences, but when I was a kid in the 90s, most people I heard use that word were using it in a strictly descriptive way and it literally just meant someone who was mixed race, usually black and white. I can think of one other song from the era that uses it this way. I truly do not believe it was intended as a slur in the context of this song. Kurt Cobain was just about as far away from being a bigot as it was possible to get.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No, Kurt didn’t, but maybe the dude in the video is sensitive about it 🤷🏼‍♀️

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Okay, well, I mean...he's obviously not?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dude in the Nirvana shirt I mean. That may be why he wasn’t singing along and is making a weird face when asked about it. He looks like he wants to say something but doesn’t want to make himself (more of) a target of the comedian.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him sing. Seriously how was he the only one not vibing?

2 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 0

He might have caught on that he was being singled out...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Front row at a comedy show. Its probable that might happen. Just laugh it off. The sullen face is what annoys comediens, especially in the front row. ive heard comediens talk about it

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pourquoi es-tu si triste?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude is literally the reason why "gatekeeping" is a thing, because posers and pretenders like him exist...hell, im not even a big rock or nirvana fan but it just hurt watching his dumb face not understanding that someone wearing that shirt is fucken obliged to rock to that song...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Came to see a show not be a show. I think I'd have walked.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 53

Rule #1 of going to see a comedy show, if you don't want to be part of it don't sit in the first couple rows.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

If you sit in the front row of a comedic act, you're gonna get singled out. This is THE rule of comedy shows.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Maybe I'm cynical bc of the internet, but this looks like a plant to me

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure why you're being so heavily downvoted. As someone with social anxiety this would be a nightmare scenario for me and in the past I def would have responded with "too cool to play along" as a way to cope

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 14

Because he sat somewhere that tells a comedian "pick on me" and then wouldn't play along

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't go to the front seat of a crowd work standup comedian then in the first place.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

THIS

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think this is a crowd work focused comedian, thats why they are getting down voted. If you go to that type of show the understanding is you've got a chance to be picked on, but so does the guy right next to you, so you be a good sport. The audience lights being on bright supports that idea, so he can see the audience to make comments

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

He might have had to deal with the fact that his girl also bought a ticket for the guy shes cheating on him with, and he just can't enjoy even the music he loves this weekend.

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 7

Holy leapin to assumptions Batman

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

This may have been revealed in another part of the act that’s not in this clip

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, just projection... trying to make a joke too i guess. Im actually surprised my comment has positive points lol.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lots of us are master projectionists! 100 % that is what is going on with this dude…

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0